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Christian_Higdon

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Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtasked.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.​
Slendybob had hunted down his latest victim with no thoughts of stopping or breathing or even waiting. He went to the nearest house he could, the residence of Jon Arbuckle. This wasn't good, as Jon had already been dealing with enough.

As Jon ran past the corridors, he sensed another creature. Something that could stop Slendybob from chasing him. But it was too late, as Slendybob got the best of him. He dragged Jon into the darkness as screams could be heard.

"JON, WHERE IS MY LASAGNA?" Said Garfield, sensing something very wrong. He looked at Jon, sensing what had happened. "YOU DARE?" Garfield said, riled up by this. Slendybob walked closer to Garfield, brandishing his spatula hand.

Speed is equal.

Both are 9-B.

Both are in-character but a bit bloodlusted.

Battle is in the Arbuckle Residence.

Win via KO, incap or death.

Who wins?

Garfield: 2

Spongebob: 1

Inconclusive: 0

Slendybob
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>sorry

Actually, for one, I like both these, so whoever wins is fine.

Care to elaborate or...?
 
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