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"What do you mean my coupons expired? I just got this today!" Saitama yelled at the poor store clerk. "I'm so mad I could just-"
"I will destroy everything!"
"Yeah! That! Wait a minute." Saitama looked outside to see a giant green monster destroying the city. "I will drown everything Rose Quartz worked to defend! Nothing can stop us now that we're fused!"
Saitama turned to the clerk. "The manager will hear about this!" Before running out to fight the monster. He then ran back inside. "The coupon. Not the monster. That's not your fault." Saitama left again and the clerk went back to reading, grumbling to himself. "Freaking Mondays."
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Speed Equal. Both in character. Have fun.
"I will destroy everything!"
"Yeah! That! Wait a minute." Saitama looked outside to see a giant green monster destroying the city. "I will drown everything Rose Quartz worked to defend! Nothing can stop us now that we're fused!"
Saitama turned to the clerk. "The manager will hear about this!" Before running out to fight the monster. He then ran back inside. "The coupon. Not the monster. That's not your fault." Saitama left again and the clerk went back to reading, grumbling to himself. "Freaking Mondays."
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Speed Equal. Both in character. Have fun.