[R3M2] Paige Martin vs Left [STOMP]

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

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Character	Attack Potency	Votes
Paige Martin	0.38 Tons of TNT	0
Left	0.68 Tons of TNT	0
Inconclusive		0

 

[MintyBoi1]

Left is gonna have a hell of a time trying to punch Paige to death with his ranged elemental attacks and flight. Tens of meters vs hundreds can really just let Paige camp and use lightning or something until the man dies

 

[Eden_Warlock99]

I mean, they do start 10 meters from each other

 

[MintyBoi1]

So Left would probably get the first hit in. From there though what stops Paige from recovering and flying away or blasting him

 

[MintyBoi1]

Left would be comboing him so that might be unlikely but I wouldn’t write it off entirely

 

[DMUA]

Left is gonna have a hell of a time trying to punch Paige to death with his ranged elemental attacks and flight. Tens of meters vs hundreds can really just let Paige camp and use lightning or something until the man dies

Note that Paige has 9-C durability by himself

 

[MintyBoi1]

He might just get screwed then

 

[DMUA]

Yeah it really just goes

Why Paige would win: His ability to sense magic is shown to work on reality warping objects such as the The Diamond of the Headless King, so he would be able to detect where Left teleports to and blast him with a gust of wind. From there, he can use a tornado to constantly produce winds to make sure Left is unable to really approach, then use lightning bolts to blitz him so they can't simply teleport out of the way until his nerves are too damaged to dodge, thus allowing Paige to finish them off via a war of attrition as they throw out trick after trick to prevent Left's approach

Why Left would win: The Diamond of the Headless King is mind control and still explicitly magic, which memer abilities aren't. Left punches him in the back of the neck and Paige stops having bones.

 

[MintyBoi1]

Stops having bones is crazy, man is gonna lose all his calcium

 

[DMUA]

I feel the more primary concern would be that he would also lose all of his blood in said process

But yeah I think Left just immediately wins at this range, if it was at SBA range than Paige might be able to pull off attrition stats as something besides a meme to emphasize how screwed he is, but for now there's really just no reasonable way for Paige to defend himself against someone who can just teleport behind him and one-shot him through even an impromptu guard

Either way I don't think it would go onto the profiles

 

[MintyBoi1]

Yeah I’ll just vote Left Hook

 

[GarrixianXD]

Ain’t Paige just gonna haxstomp?

 

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

I feel the more primary concern would be that he would also lose all of his blood in said process

But yeah I think Left just immediately wins at this range, if it was at SBA range than Paige might be able to pull off attrition stats as something besides a meme to emphasize how screwed he is, but for now there's really just no reasonable way for Paige to defend himself against someone who can just teleport behind him and one-shot him through even an impromptu guard

Either way I don't think it would go onto the profiles

Yeah I’ll just vote Left Hook

Yeah, this looks stompish to me.

 

[DMUA]

Ain’t Paige just gonna haxstomp?

I regret to inform you that none of Paige's abilities are hax, even the matter manipulation explicitly only has showings against loose materials he can mash together like a gas or (maybe?) a liquid

Even if he had something that he could fire to ignore Left's durability and kill him almost immediately, Left can also kill him immediately with the supreme hax of punching someone really hard

 

[GarrixianXD]

I regret to inform you that none of Paige's abilities are hax, even the matter manipulation explicitly only has showings against loose materials he can mash together like a gas or (maybe?) a liquid

Even if he had something that he could fire to ignore Left's durability and kill him almost immediately, Left can also kill him immediately with the supreme hax of punching someone really hard

Typical... well, that's unfortunate.

 

[JohnConquest1]

The man named the opposite of right seemingly takes this.

 

[GarrixianXD]

So uhm, is this a stomp since DMUA said Left could kill Paige immediately?

 

[DMUA]

Yeah there's nothing Paige could reasonably do about it

 

[GarrixianXD]

Welp, so long for this matchup...