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Based on calculations comparing humans and human weaponry to Pokemon [https://vsbattles.com/threads/weaponry-in-pokemon-world-calculations.184742/] [https://vsbattles.com/threads/weaponry-in-pokemon-world-calculations-part-2.184767/]. This would be Pokemon Gunner Human (Chain-Calced) or Pokemon Armed Human (Chan-Calced) - profile of trained, armed and armored human capable of directly fighting Pokemon.
While it would have fairly logical and consistent stats, most (i.e. things not from "Truncated Summary") are derived from calc-stacking - thus making it a semi-serious semi-joke profile of sorts; not absurdly wanked, but not completely serious either. Since profile would have all weapons and armor stats proportional to one another while being multiplied by 2.998533333333333e+17 - cue things like Large Island Level rifles with MFTL speed (and this big durability with armor vest) or Small Country Level or missiles (and that's before going to special missiles, originally Small Building-level, stronger still when multiplied).
Should i create that profile on Joke Battles Wiki? Any objections or corrections? Like, how i name such profile - and would it be "Chain-Calced", "Semi-Wanked" or "Wanked" or "Buffed"?
Stats mock-up:
While it would have fairly logical and consistent stats, most (i.e. things not from "Truncated Summary") are derived from calc-stacking - thus making it a semi-serious semi-joke profile of sorts; not absurdly wanked, but not completely serious either. Since profile would have all weapons and armor stats proportional to one another while being multiplied by 2.998533333333333e+17 - cue things like Large Island Level rifles with MFTL speed (and this big durability with armor vest) or Small Country Level or missiles (and that's before going to special missiles, originally Small Building-level, stronger still when multiplied).
Should i create that profile on Joke Battles Wiki? Any objections or corrections? Like, how i name such profile - and would it be "Chain-Calced", "Semi-Wanked" or "Wanked" or "Buffed"?
Stats mock-up:
- Key: By Himself | With Man-Portable Equipment
- Tier: High 6-C | High 6-C to High 6-A, depending on equipment.
- Powers and abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Martial Arts, Weapon Mastery | Explosion manipulation via various means.
- Attack power: Large Island level unarmed strikes | Island Level to Large Island+ Level with most "serious" melee weapons. Island Level to Large Island level with most pistols. Large Island level with most long-arms. Small Country to Continent with most explosives, anti-material and anti-tank weapons. Continent to Multi-Continent with very strong anti-tank weapons (like SMAW with Novel Explosive or RPG-7 with thermobaric warheads).
- Speed: FTL | FTL+ with most pistols and rocket launchers. Massively FTL with most carbines and rifles.
- Lifting Strength: At least Class 10.
- Striking Strength: Large Island level unarmed strikes | Island Level to Large Island+ Level with most "serious" melee weapons.
- Durability: Large Island level by himself | Island Level with pistol-proof armor. Large Island level with rifle-proof armor. Small Country to Continent level with heavy, anti-material-rifle proof armor (like BR6 or PM14 standart armors).
- Stamina: Superhuman
- Range: Standart Melee Range unarmed strikes | Extended Melee Range with most "serious" melee weapons. Tens of Meters with most pistols and shotguns. Hundreds of Meters with most carbines and non-sniper rifles. Kilometers with most rifles and anti-tank weapons.
- Standart Equipment: Nothing notable | Wide variety of military wargear, armor and weapons.
- Intelligence: At least Above Average, likely Gifted (skilled with wide variety of armor and weapons; knows lots of varying tactics and strategies; is or comparable to special forces members).
- Weaknesses: Normal human weaknesses. | His weapons and armor have normal weaknesses of corresponding real weapons and armor.
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