Paul Blart VS Robert E. O. Speedwagon - Battle of the best waifu

[EnnardTrap1987]

Both 9-B

Speed equalised

Both have 3 minutes of preparation

Win via K.O.

Blart: 2

Speedwagon: 0

Inconclusive: 0

 

[Bedroombedrock]

Not voting rn but leaning towards Paul Blart. Although I feel like SW has higher AP

 

[Buttersamuri]

Seems like this should be a win for Paul. Speedwagon may be a thug, but frankly, Paul's dealed with worse. He fought with armed criminals, trained fighters, and rather intelligent people. The first movie had a group of people who planned so far ahead, they got one of their own guys inside the police force as one of the head people. On the spot, Paul is rather creative and surprisingly adept fighter. And since he fought with people or arguably more skilled and trained and won, it's probably fair to say Paul's more skilled. Paul physically at least could compete. Fights with guys who survived a large explosion, taking hits from animals like horses, and his glass door shattering feat. Even if speed was stronger, Paul's experience has handled that before. And a taser is going to do wonders.

And then the nail in the coffin. He gets one shot almost anywhere with that glue gun and it's night night. The spread shot effect and power before it would leave him far too open for him to last any longer. Going Paul.

 

[ShrekAnakin]

Paul FRA.


Ennard is the dankest meme master around town.

 

[EnnardTrap1987]

Paul FRA.


Ennard is the dankest meme master around town.

Thanks.

 

[ShrekAnakin]

Thanks.

 

[Grandlewon]

Paul FRA

 

[ThisThingisReallyBroken]

Paul FRA

 

[ShrekAnakin]

Isn't this like a huge necro?

 

[Grandlewon]

Isn't this like a huge necro?

Is 9 months enough to be considered a necro?

 

[Armorchompy]

I don't think the concept of necros is a thing anymore but

I don't really think Blart has any defense against Speedwagon throwing his hat and just, cutting his head off or something. It broke Jonathan's bones, and Jonathan was a whole lot above Speedwagon in terms of AP, no way Paul is surviving that, or dodging it since Speedwagon can move it mid-flight somehow

And this is why a single argument shouldn't cause a storm of FRAs

 

[Grandlewon]

Changing my vote to Speedwagon

 

[NoOneCanJustDeflectTheEmeraldSplash]

Voting Speedwagon FRA. I don't think Paul can really move out of the way fast enough to dodge the hat and it'd absolutely clean him out if it hits.