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Tails (weakling) VS. DIO (downplayed)
The connection? They're both yellow and they both suck
The fight takes place in a Walmart at night
Round one: No prep time and speed is equalized
Round two: Speed is unequalized and tails has all of his equipment
![Ok, time to fight! Ok, time to fight!](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/joke-battles/images/a/a8/Ok%2C_time_to_fight%21.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20180727061607)
Ok, Time to fight!
![Muda! Muda!](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/joke-battles/images/6/63/Muda%21.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20180727061654)
THIS IS THE GREATEST HIGH!
The connection? They're both yellow and they both suck
The fight takes place in a Walmart at night
Round one: No prep time and speed is equalized
Round two: Speed is unequalized and tails has all of his equipment
![Ok, time to fight! Ok, time to fight!](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/joke-battles/images/a/a8/Ok%2C_time_to_fight%21.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20180727061607)
Ok, Time to fight!
![Muda! Muda!](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/joke-battles/images/6/63/Muda%21.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20180727061654)
THIS IS THE GREATEST HIGH!