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"Lord-President Rassilon reporting in for **** shit up duty, what appears to be the situation?"
"Well, there's some asshole with psyche powers and Spaceship shooting at the Transduction Barrier. He's not really doing any damage though, we could probably just ignore him for the rest of eternity and we'd all be fine."
"Nah, let's **** around with this asshole. Let's destroy his entire universe, just for ***** and giggles. No, let's turn his universe into cheese, yeah, cheese; cheese that's so bad, you get ******* cancer just from looking at it, unless you're behind a Transduction Barrier. Also, let's turn all of the universes anyway near his into cancer-cheese, too. In fact, let's make it so that his universe was always caner-cheese and make it impossible for anything other than cancer-cheese to even exist, even on a conceptually level."
"How do you sleep at night, sir?"
"I don't, but it's worth it."
my favorite part was the quasar killing basket of crippled blinded puppies/supernova killing quadriplegic heroin addict dying
aka overkill part