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New Verse: Improbable Island

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So, there's this online game called Improbable Island. It's humorous, primarily text-based MMORPG. Your character is dropped off into Improbable Island, drafted into war with a device known as the Improbability Drive, which is creating many oddities and warping reality all across the island. One NPC even states that the Improbability Drive created the entire island.

It creates enemies like this:

-Fire Trucks full of Fire Ants

-Physical Manifestations of Paradoxes

-Transmutating Sandwiches

-Man-Eating Cigars the size of crocodiles

And many, many, many more.

(Also, most monsters are user-generated. Keep that in mind.)

Next up is a character called The Watcher. She's the one who runs everything. If you ever fall in battle, you are sent to the FailBoat, where you must fight monsters in cages in order to impress her if you want to get back to the island.

Here, she is shown capable of putting people to sleep via her breath and easily making an absolute joke out of the monsters that the player loses to.

As for the player's character, as well as the enemies listed above, they are capable of dealing with enemies comparable to bears, lions, crocodiles, entire groups of smaller enemies (Killer teddy bears, gnomes, etc.), sometimes even vehicles, as mentioned above with the Fire Truck full of ants, which, upon being defeated, is described as being "broken", to the extent that all of the ants can run free all over the place. Not to mention a fish that can burst through the floor and a bear-sized creature that can burrow up large caverns in the ground (without a proper timeframe given), filled with the paralyzed bodies of other contestants.

So at least Wall level is pretty consistent. Note that all of these enemies can be defeated early game with unconventional weapons such as sporks, butter knives, meat forks, socks full of marbles, or even bare hands.

Speaking of bare hands, the player is capable of "unequipping" their own fists and strapping them to their back. This isn't just a gameplay mechanic; it's regarded as something actually happening by an NPC.

So anyways I'd like some help with this verse as there's obviously a lot to cover in it.

https://www.improbableisland.com/home.php?

There's the website.
 
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