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My Dad vs. Your Dad

The_Impress

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My Dad vs. Your Dad.

In-character and win via death. Blood alcohol content equalized.

This is a stomp thread because my dad is stronger than yours. This is an assertion of dominance.
 
Hate to break it to you, my dad is superior.

He works at Nintendo.
 
From how you’ve described your dad on discord my dad would definitely win.

************ accidentally floored me simply by bending down to pick up dog shit when I was 9 and has gotten close to max on carnival strength games before (this is partially due being trained in cutting wood however).

Furthermore you are old, ergo your dad is hyper old.
 
̶D̶i̶d̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶1̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶2̶ ̶d̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶a̶g̶o̶?̶.̶.̶.̶.̶

̶W̶e̶l̶l̶,̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶,̶ ̶d̶o̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶b̶a̶r̶k̶s̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶e̶.̶ ̶ ̶
 
̶D̶i̶d̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶1̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶2̶ ̶d̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶a̶g̶o̶?̶.̶.̶.̶.̶

̶W̶e̶l̶l̶,̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶,̶ ̶d̶o̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶b̶a̶r̶k̶s̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶e̶.̶ ̶ ̶
Do people just not read OPs anymore before clamouring in? I pretty ******* blatantly said that I took a break from CRT and Staff Discussion right there, hell even the thread title implies its only a semi-break.

Try this trick against someone who forgot to clarify next time, you know what they say, sucker born every minute.
 
Do people just not read OPs anymore before clamouring in? I pretty ******* blatantly said that I took a break from CRT and Staff Discussion right there, hell even the thread title implies its only a semi-break.

Try this trick against someone who forgot to clarify next time, you know what they say, sucker born every minute.
Imao I was kidding, chill out. I didn't meant to offend you.
 
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