"Modern Running Zombies Aren't Too Bad, But They're a Bit Too Lively!" Zombina Vs Romero Zombies (0 - 0 - 0)

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Zombina's a fan of zombie movies, but thinks the modern style of zombies are too 'lively'. Lets see how she likes a blast to the past to visit some classic movie zombies instead!

...At least, that was the plan, but the OG Romero Zombies get AP stomped pretty hard and I don't think any number of them will make the thread interesting. So kinda bending the 'joke' we're going for here, using The Land of the Dead instead.

Time to see if 'The World's Liveliest Dead Girl' can hold her own against the hordes of 'The Father of the Zombie Film'

This match wholly exists because I still need to finish those Mon Musu calcs and I noticed the Romero Zombies have a page in the 'Recent' section and realized this might be fun

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Zombina VS 5 Romero Zombies, Land of the Dead key is used for the Romero Zombies, both are 9-B, the Romero Zombies have access to all possible firearms they've been shown to be able to use, speed probably doesn't need equalized for once, and the fight starts in downtown Pittsburgh Pennsylvania at 50 meters

Zombie who is a Zombie Film Enthusiast: 0

Zombie Film Zombies: 0

This was originally going to be a horde 'holdout' thread, but Zombina's probably too durable for the classics to make a thread reasonable...: 0

 

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[Random-Helper323]

If there are five of them, wouldn't they just overwhelm her?

 

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Zombina has a Type 2 immortality and feels no pain, is formally trained and skilled, has experience with undead, has undead specific equipment, and her equipment appears to be generally better and have a higher fire rate than the equipment I can find in screenshot, clips, and from memory for the Romero Zombies.

Meanwhile Romero Zombies in this key are 'intelligent', but they are still a little 'slow'. Their actual movements and actions can be on the slow side and they seem prefer simple solutions to obstacles and problems. Plus a lot of their shots in scans aren't super accurate or hit places that Zombina's Type 2 wouldn't care about, so they're going to need to correct that or shred her with bullets/literally shred her to put her down.

Given their disadvantages, I thought it was fairest to give the Romero zombies a decent team size because just 1 or 2 probably get skill stompped.

 

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[Flashlight237]

Zombina's a zombie? She looks way too human and alive to be one.

Anyway, Zombina looks baseline while the Romero zombies can tear limbs off horses, and groups can handle gorillas. A gorilla can easily break worn out security glass. A horse's kick can do 2000 psi and can one-shot another horse!:


If a single zombie can deal with that, I think five might be superfluous.

 

[XitSign]

Zombina's a zombie? She looks way too human and alive to be one.

Anyway, Zombina looks baseline while the Romero zombies can tear limbs off horses, and groups can handle gorillas. A gorilla can easily break worn out security glass. A horse's kick can do 2000 psi and can one-shot another horse!:


If a single zombie can deal with that, I think five might be superfluous.

Zombina is not baseline, she ballparks either equal to or superior to Papi, who can fight with Centoria, who has horse feats via being a centaur and using her hooved kicks AND a steel door denting feat and car crushing feat (plus others but there might need to be a CRT to apply those)

Fight also starts at 50 meters, and Zombina is armed with various guns, anti-zombie salt rounds for her shotgun, commando training, and general stealth mastery.

I do not deny the zombies could easily tear Zombina apart, but there's a lot of factors before we get there.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

If a single zombie can deal with that, I think five might be superfluous.

I mean, horses nor gorilas have this much fire power with them

Twin PP-2000's machine guns, Twin assault rifles, Twin sawed-off sniper rifles, Twin riot shotguns, Sawed off shotgun

 

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[JustANormalLemon]

So, what the zombies can do against beingh gunned down?

 

[XitSign]

They have Type 2 Immortality and are armed as well, plus while they're not at all as skilled as Zombina should be they do outnumber her, so Zombina has more targets to put down and make sure stay down.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Shotguns can incapacitated by just removing big enough chunks of flesh

while pistols don't take this much flesh chunks so zombina imortality type 2 is a lot more usefull here

and just by the profiles zombina outskill and outsmart even if they are more inteligent them normal zombies

 

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All generally fair, it's why I tried to give the Romero a larger group since I was sure too small was effectively a stomp...

 

[JustANormalLemon]

All generally fair, it's why I tried to give the Romero a larger group since I was sure too small was effectively a stomp...

I don't think five is a big enough group too deal with zombina arsenal

 

[XitSign]

Thread might be a bit uninteresting at this point, since it's more of a game of 'how many zombies does it take for Romero's side to win' at this point then, rather than a debate thread.

I was hoping it would be more interesting than just throwing more and more zombies at her...

 

[Epiccheev]

Have them fight in a giant mud puddle

 

[XitSign]

...well can't argue with that.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Thread might be a bit uninteresting at this point, since it's more of a game of 'how many zombies does it take for Romero's side to win' at this point then, rather than a debate thread.

I was hoping it would be more interesting than just throwing more and more zombies at her...

take everyone weapons out

 

[XitSign]

Can't restrict standard equipment for a valid thread.

Plus kinda just defeats the point of the character, Zombina's a gun specialist. While Romero Zombies can rip and tear, not really what Zombina does...She'll probably get immediately destroyed by LS and likely has no answer to their Type 2 with her bare hands.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Can't restrict standard equipment for a valid thread.

Plus kinda just defeats the point of the character, Zombina's a gun specialist. While Romero Zombies can rip and tear, not really what Zombina does...She'll probably get immediately destroyed by LS and likely has no answer to their Type 2 with her bare hands.

them idk

 

[XitSign]

Yeah unless there's an argument that this is fair in some way...it looks like this has devolved into: "How many zombies is too many zombies"

I am disapointed that the thread might be a dud...

 

[WeeklyBattles]

How far into 9-B are the zombies? Because Zombina is 49023.44804 joules to 392187.5844 joules and she has weaponry designed specifically to instantly incap undead

 

[XitSign]

I don't think the Romero Zombies have an exact AP in joules, only feats they scale to such as dismembering a horse.

Which on inspection might be a bit more complicated than I thought at face value, I don't think we treat human dismemberment as 9-B anymore, Gorillas aren't 9-B anymore, and Horses seems to only be 9-B with KE.

I'm...unsure if we have values for the dismembering of those animals though?

Yeah this thread went from fun idea to a mess so fast...