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Me vs Composite Human (for real this time) (1-4-0)

Also we should probably link to the SBA page to ensure everyone is (literally and metaphorically) on the same page as to what should be expected in a matchup.
 
I guess technically Apple could just barricade themselves in a room or similar small area that is easier to reinforce and protect from entry and assault so as to make it even harder for Composite Human to ambush them (after Apple has laid all their traps), but unsure as to how feasible that strategy or tactic is.
 
Yeah gotta go with CH FRA. I don't think any human could do much against CH unless they have a gun. Even if we removed CH's prior knowledge of you, they'd still think absolute circles around you. To quote Jesse Pinkman "Whatever you think is supposed to happen, I'm telling you, the exact reverse opposite of that is going to happen", and given CH's INSANE knowledge, they'd probably come up with some superhumanly complicated plan to take you down that you could never see coming in a million years

With CH's knowledge of the building, extreme intelligence, and probably the senses to spot any trap you lay out, I think they'd just predict or spot every trap you try to lay out & manage to get close to you, in which case it's ggs

With the equipment that you do have in this match, your best bet would be to use the gasoline to burn down the building. But there are a few problems with this. Mainly:
  1. CH would smell the gas
  2. You risk burning yourself to death
  3. CH, with the knowledge of every firefighter, would probably know how to survive & get out of a burning building
Fireworks & Firecrackers won't do much here, I've been extremely close to a firework that went off & I'm still here, so CH could do the exact same. Also, aiming & firing fireworks as an offensive tactic likely won't work too well against someone with CH's reaction & combat speed, in addition to Analytical Prediction & Instinctive Reactions

Unless you have like legit military experience or training in setting up traps, I don't think that you could take CH down. Honestly, I think hardly any humans could take CH down with the specified equipment & prep time

However, give yourself a gun and you probably win assuming you have a powerful gun & decent aim
 
However, give yourself a gun and you probably win assuming you have a powerful gun & decent aim
I have a gun similar to m1 Garand (it's not on a wiki, so i decided to label it that), what's about aim - it most likely decent, just on somewhat short distances (below 100 meters)
 
Idk should I do remath some time later or not, just thought it would be very unlikely to avoid so many explosions, fire and fireworks
 
To quote Jesse Pinkman "Whatever you think is supposed to happen, I'm telling you, the exact reverse opposite of that is going to happen"
That's sorta like Sod's law, Murphy's law and Finagle's law. (Assuming that "whatever is thought to happen" is good and the "exact reverse opposite" is bad, though then again with Jesse's statement it can also mean that if "whatever is thought to happen" is bad, the "exact reverse opposite" is good, so it can go both ways unlike Sod's law, Murphy's law and Finagle's law which usually only end in bad outcomes.)

In general it might also be related to these:
  1. CH would smell the gas
  2. You risk burning yourself to death
  3. CH, with the knowledge of every firefighter, would probably know how to survive & get out of a burning building
There's also the risk of suffocating to death if there is too much of hazardous byproducts of the combustion of the gasoline, but it's also possible to avoid that by escaping the building.
 
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