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Making ending puns for episodes

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Continuing on from something in the main Death Battle thread found here.

Once again, these are my ideas for ending puns:

Mechon_Fiora_VS_Emil_Ratatosk.png


"On Fiora's list, it looks like Emil -Mayneth- have been the Final Cross. You can't argue the Rat-a-TOSS with that!"
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chaos_vs_Lucario.png


Boomstick: "YESH-you-are dead, Lucario, may you be reborn again ANEW-bis."

Wiz: "Whatever happened to putting you on a limit?"

Boomstick: "Order in the court, Wiz! You wouldn't want this to devolve into chaos ETHER, would you?"
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Tyrea_vs_ilia.png


"No point -lashing- out at Tyrea, ilia, you were never going to -shoulder- the -state- of that burden!"
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Other puns from other people:

@Oleggator

Looks like Raz/Ness was psycho-not, bound to beat Raz/Ness.
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@TMaakkonen

"In the end, Goro Akechi mauled Maul with low-key difficulty."
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More are appreciated.
 
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“Looks like [insert winner here] really Rayned on [insert loser here]’s parade
“Looks like [insert winner here] wasn’t digging what [insert loser here] was putting down”
 
Decus__Alice_vs_Mercury__Emerald.png


"You might not always black out when you hallucinate, but when you get to the core of the matter, you can't disguise the fact that Decus van-guarded his win."
 
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“Looks like X took home the Gold”
“Looks like X wasn’t fooling/joking around”
“Looks like X didn’t have the Arsene-nal to take down Y”
“In general X didn’t have the experience to take down Y”
 
Klaus_Von_Reinherz_vs_Kahuna_Hala.png


"In all Z-eriousness, there's no blockading the fact that Hala made Klaus clot up when Hariyama thrusted out the blood. That battlefront garnered a grim-ore result!"

JoshDoshMosh said:
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"Luffy couldn't make it out in one piece"
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That's a very S1 pun, ngl
 
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Shulk_vs_Kirito.png


"By feeling this matchup out, there's no point pulling the stars out your art, Kirito. There was nothing you could do that Mona-don't!"
 
Dave_Cullen_vs_Vaush.png


"After arguing against that a-ginger, Vaush was Culled Forever. You might even say that Dave was on the right side of history!"
 
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“X is gonna see angels after that one”
[death via spear of Loginus] ”X wouldn’t fork over the win”

Matador_vs_Sans.jpg

“In the end it really didn’t matador”
 
Kinda wish there were more than the two of us in this thread.
ANYWAY:

Reoko_vs_Salem.png


"The results of the Trial landed Salem with more that a few bubu-ki's and a limb-p with those burns, of witch came about when Reoko Entei-d the fray!"
 
Gladion__Silvally_vs_Tora__Poppi.png


"The chances that picking Poppi-s was going to help you tour-a the battle zone were pretty meh, when your opponent came in like a titan-ic gladi-ator. I could attack this from multi-ple directions, but there's really no-pon way of putting this Qt-ly without Type-ing the result out as null and void: he really wasn't your Silv-ally!"

"Heh, am I driver-ing the point home yet? I have aptitude with these puns. Let's hope this resonated with the audience, because to put a ring on the variables, it's going to be stuck... in your memory!"

Yoseph_Calvert_vs_Chairman_Rose.png


"YO-seph, Marco-s! When you executed that Calvert operation, your Leigon-s were in their prime, and meant business today! Let's hope someone in a polo shirt isn't spreading Roses across the cosmos."

yes I know it's macros and not marcos I just wanted this opportunity, ok?

Zangurak_vs_Ghetsis.png


"To the both of lazil-US, this fight spilt almost as much blood Plasma as I have a burning urge to see-d the outside-r world, if there wasn't a chance I'd dread-lock up at the thought of how freezing it was! Rather Zan that, let's see weather the king of the Gurak looks lance-y or not sitting on that throne. I mean, I'm willing to bet he Ghet-sis what he did, and I doubt it shocks him - U-nova-know!"
 
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Jin_vs_Greninja.png


"I'm Tornan whether to make this joke, but Ashes to Ashes, Greninja. It looks like Jin already had this one Fleshed out! I'm shuriken in my boots!"
 
Lowell_vs_Klein.png


"In all good glaces, that Lowell-down that Klein was hoping for? He just couldn't Bush-id-out, and got dumped as a result!"
 
I'll do my top three matchups, starting from number 3.

Archer vs Copen
MortalsAmongSupermen.jpg

If Archer wins:
Boomstick: In the end, Copen was Sword of Boned.
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If Copen wins:
Boomstick: Looks like all Emiya can do now is start Cope-n.
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Gilgamesh vs Doctor Doom
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If Gilgamesh wins:
Boomstick: When faced with the King of Heroes, Doom had no choice but to become Baby-gone*.
*Pronounced like Babylon if you couldn't tell
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If Doctor Doom wins:
Boomstick: Gilgamesh was Doomed from the start, and in the end the Monarch of Latveria was the Victor.
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Shame Gilgamesh shitstomps since I came up with a better pun for Doom.

My first favorite matchup is the Reds and Blues vs Team Fortress, but I can't think of a pun for that one.
 
Don't have a Thumbnail for this one, so as a curveball, I'll blur out parts of words and see if anyone can guess which matchup this will be.

"I wonder if we will be lamb-asted for seeing ________ whip that _____-una, because she'll be un-Abel to see stars after that one, yu-kki?"

Reveal comes right after these messages about ginger hair.
 
Joycap said:
Don't have a Thumbnail for this one, so as a curveball, I'll blur out parts of words and see if anyone can guess which matchup this will be.

"I wonder if we will be lamb-asted for seeing ________ whip that _____-una, because she'll be un-Abel to see stars after that one, yu-kki?"

Reveal comes right after these messages about ginger hair.
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No guesses? Well after finishing Xenogears, here's the answer:
Elly (Xenogears) vs Asuna Yuuki (SAO)

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Amended pun:

"We can wave out of existence any chances of us getting lamb-asted for seeing Elly whip that Asuna. She'll be un-Abel to state-cia how many stars she saw after that one, yu-kki?"
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You know what would be cool is another thread except for matchup introductions
Like the shpiel Wiz gives at every episode before introducing the combatants
 
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JoshDoshMosh said:
I would have to think of something first, can't get other people to do it without putting in something myself
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Idk man just put up the preliminary thread and see if people bite.

I know that's a bit rich as someone who had puns ready to go, but it doesn't mean I couldn't have put this up first and put those ideas in later.
 
Elma_vs_Riku.png


"The thought of victory may have dawned on Riku, but to Elma... it was im-Mira-terial!"
 
Dunban_vs_Bercouli.png


"You lacked integrity, Dunban. That win wasn't even North of the Valley, and you still couldn't find the time to split with."
 
Consider this a bump, as I’m still coming round and I’ll need to make a thumbnail. Consider it a ‘guess me’ round:

“‘Ava-BLACK-Tar on your record there, Rookie? Sorry, you’re not gonna be able to Cross it off, so you’d better WispONto a better place!”
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Bumping with thumbnail for Cross (XCX) vs The Rookie (Sonic Forces), which is the MU described above after...
basically 9 months Jesus Christ...

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Wilhelm_vs_Toffee.png


"So spoke your surprise at the fact that you fudged that one up, Toffee! Your will just wasn't at the helm!"
 
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