Joel VS Remy

[Torlikoff]

DMUA dared me, but that ended terribly so now this.

Speed Equal and SBA. 7-B Remy

Joel:

Remy:

 

[DMUA]

Toss out the sword or it's unfair game

 

[Smashtwig]

easily Joel, his face is too menacing.

 

[Torlikoff]

Toss out the sword or it's unfair game

k

 

[DMUA]

Twig

There are times and places for memes

And your timing is s u c c

 

[Torlikoff]

His timing is amazing

 

[Smashtwig]

@DMUA false

 

[DMUA]

Right anyways now that Gergy doesn't get yeeted from existence (dunno if that would make it addable since dunno how standard equipment it is for Joel)

.... It actually becomes unfair in the opposite direction as Gergy smites Joel and pastes him across the field, which would more then Incap

 

[Smashtwig]

But he's fought Chad (i think) and not only does Chad have Gergy's abilities (all of them), he is also the Chad.

 

[DMUA]

He fought Chad after he got both of his souls removed and was left with nothing but the raw power

Chad also didn't even have access to smite when he had his powers

 

[Smashtwig]

o h


but he's still the chad tho

 

[Torlikoff]

o k

doing something else then

Any less instant stomp recommendations?

 

[DMUA]

but he's still the chad tho

When your joke has nothing to be funny off of you shouldn't make it

 

[Torlikoff]

damn.

 

[Edwellken]

You madman

 

[Torlikoff]

You madma

A lad of mad I am. But I am no Chad

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

When your joke has nothing to be funny off of you shouldn't make it

When your joke isn't a joke you shouldn't make it

 

[Torlikoff]

Can we do the match instead of roasting this guy?

 

[Edwellken]

Anyway, Remy starts with the usual Photons to make a clone combo. After that, it depends on what she finds through reading Joel's mind etc.

 

[Torlikoff]

She'd probably find Joel either trying to give her a seizure, kill/erase her with the SuperDeath sword, or both.

 

[DMUA]

When your joke isn't a joke you shouldn't make it

I see you are unfamiliar with how terrible people's humor can get without being intentionally bad

 

[Edwellken]

Hmm. Assuming the seizure thing isn't an instant thought based or handwave thing, she probably teleports away and either uses stealth from there, haxes with staves (which cause paralysis, halve max health, and teleport people), or both.

 

[Torlikoff]

The seizures come from having several wacky effects summoned around you. It's done with a thought.

 

[Edwellken]

Well then.

If he does decide to start with that, since she has her clone out, whichever one doesn't get "seizured" should be able to teleport herself and then the other one out with a staff, probably following up by summoning her 50 elves (who are also all equipped with staves and various other FE weaponry) so that Joel has more targets and doesn't just seizure her too.

 

[Smashtwig]

Yikes

 

[Edwellken]

I mean the elves themselves are only like High 8-C I think, so other than the staves they're just kinda there to look good and soak up hits.

 

[Torlikoff]

How do staves work, do they shoot projectiles?

 

[Edwellken]

No, it's more like a "point and the target gets affected" thing.

 

[Torlikoff]

R.I.P. Joel then

 

[Torlikoff]

Bump