Buttersamuri wrote:
1. Speed equal means that Bond is just as fast. But has faster attack speed due to his laser having light speed attack. Aka. Blitzes. As well. Speed has very little relevance aside from the fact bond has a blitz based attack
2. To cover all your pointless links. Yes. Very easily. I'm sorry. But all your feats you bring up aren't 1 million Joules or even remotely close Don't start listing a wave of "he did this and that". Cause unless it amounts to 1 million Joules. Then it's pointless. And he doesn't have any feats to that degree. Bond is stronger. Vastly. Jumping really high is an extremely low Wall. Like very low wall. Overpowering 3 adult men is weak AF compared to Bond. Who could honestly backhand a room filled with people with ease. Yes bond could bend a human's body with ease like that. It doesn't take that much force. All these feats are extremely low wall.
3. Bonds guns can pierce people on his level and himself. So yes. It's going to pierce the guys who durability is lower than Bonds. Very easily
4. He doesn't have that in his standard equipment. Nore brought up he has it in this fight. Even if he did. He isn't likely to use it.
5. Wrong. Bart's feat Cracked the building, completely deleafed a tree, and shattered Glass around a massive city. Zohans feats did were weak AF compared to that. Sending a sewer lid flying up doesn't take a lot of force. And not even remotely close to 1 million Joules. Neither does flattening that women's breasts. So the fact it did those amounts to literally nothing. And did you even read my comment. That sound feat Bart did is only Wall level. It made it into the Low 1 Million Joules. Aka. Feat far larger in range, far stronger in power, and done by only one person. Is still only on Bonds level. Where this feat is several times weaker, several times smaller, and done by two people. Not town. Not city. I don't know where your getting town results. But Sound is not that stronger. Not even remotely close. Sound is not very powerful unless it hits very high in decibels. You are completely wrong here.
6. Wrong again. Bond is Physically superior. More skilled, more prepared, and has more ways to end Zohan. Your reasons for Zohan winning are going off of his Toon ways. Which is very weak argument and not a valid one to the slightest. Bond is physically strong. And his gun would pierce right through him. Toon force or not. Energy is energy. If the most Zohan has ever taken is 500,000 Joules. And bonds gun can pierce 1,000,000 joules. Then there is absolutely no question a bullet Pierce's Zohan.
Aka. Here's the facts
Zohan = 500,000 Joules
Bond = over 1,000,000 Joules
So bonds stronger and tougher
Bonds Guns can pierce people on his level or himself. So bonds bullets pierce Zohan. No problem.
Bond is more skilled and going to use it from the start unlike Zohan
Bond is more equipped to face Zohan and more likely to use range than Zohan
Zohan has no counters to Invisibility. Where Bond can handle Zohans wacky nature simply through being stronger, durability bypass, pierce damage, and skills
Didn't respond to all of your points above last night yet, because I was out of time and had to hop to sleep.
Even if the sonic output needed two people to pull off the feat, even just half of the power from Zohan is going to still **** up a human like James Bond's ability to function. But I ain't got nothing more to comment about Bart's or Zohan's sound feat, since that particular part of the discussion is now irrelevant at this point.
The only best arguments I see being presented from you in favor of Bond here are the Laser and his gadgets.
However, you still probably didn't read either character's profiles, which a quick glance should tell you that Bond's laser is 9-B at best and the OP stipulates that any equipment above that attack potency is barred from this match. And Zohan's attack potency/durability is listed "AT LEAST" 9-B, likely higher and that's
without weapons. So based on that alone, I'm doubtful if even the laser can easily kill (if at all) Zohan even if Bond can afford the speed to tag him with it. And it also doesn't help that Zohan has "AT LEAST Wall level, Likely Higher" striking strength compared to Bond's baseline "Wall Level" striking strength (another issue Bond has to deal with). The fact that the OP had to equalize speed just shows how horribly outclassed Bond is really against Zohan in physical combat. And I still don't get how you don't apparently realize this basic fact.
Invisibility still isn't going to really help Bond against Zohan as much as you think, due to the fact that Bond is still going to have issues getting past his durability and soak and Zohan can probably just smell/hear him from a distance away, thus mitigating that. And neither are his x-rays or thermovision.
"Pointless links"? Lmfao dude, did you even try to read ALL of them and bother to substantiate your position as to whether Bond has any physical feats that can meet the requirement of the level of strength/skill needed to replicate all of Zohan's feats? Okay, so far you have done nothing to show me a superior feat from Bond that has over jumping up to more ridiculous heights than an athletic human with ease (what's the highest height Bond ever jumped with his natural strength?), pulling the weight of a bull and three men in a tug of war (Class 5 strength, what's the strongest thing Bond has pulled?), punching the wall of a steel truck into normal shape, being able to kick people with both feet without falling to the ground (can Bond imitate this?), sending men flying with a kick while sitting on a chair, and turning a human into a pretzel with nothing more than his bare hands (you said that Bond has the strength to do this, but has he actually done that to any of his enemies with the same level of ease?). Because in a purely physical fight, all of the above matter significantly to Bond's chances as you're the one claiming that Bond is vastly stronger and more skilled than Zohan in physical combat (which you have yet to objectively prove).
Lower durability? Bruh, if Zohan was really inferior to Bond in that category, Bond wouldn't be afraid of a tarantula being able to bite him, he wouldn't be struggling so badly with superhuman villains that have shown to be even more bound by the laws of biology and physics than Zohan like Oddjob in hand to hand duels (hell Bond had trouble moving Oddjob's arm and he even got disarmed by him once, something Zohan is definitely able to do), he also wouldn't be so rendered unconscious from crashing his car into a brick wall (
https://gfycat.com/tightslimycavy), he certainly wouldn't be staggering from getting a hit with a chair and getting punched by another man in the same scene (
https://gfycat.com/oilyblanddarklingbeetle), he definitely wouldn't have been knocked out cold by a bullet from a Moneypenny's M16 rifle to the chest (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcahkElcm7w), etc. Let me sum this up for you one more time. Bond has shown injury and even pain from regular bullets and piercing objects, which Zohan can outright ignore pain or even avoid flinching from.
If you are so determined and confident to tell me that Bond's durability is higher than Zohan, then I'd like to see ANY Bond take a bullet to the nose without dying or bleeding. Hell, I bet Zohan would probably treat Blofeld's Pirahna Pool like a kiddie pool, so I'd like to see him or any Bond villain survive having just one bloodlusted pirahna biting their nuts or flesh.
And seriously, did you just argue that Bond would beat Zohan in a fight with unequalized speed now, when you realize in that scenario Bond would get ****** even harder sideways to the next week?
Your reasons for Bond winning are going off of blatantly ignoring what Zohan is capable of as well as the level of reality-bending needed to achieve his crazy feats and failing to fathom that Zohan's durability/regen allows him to literally shrug off almost any attack from Bond with ease and Zohan has more moves in his fighting style that Bond hasn't dealt with before.
Zohan can still move his hands (even telekinetically) even after they're cut off. Can Bond even fight if both his hands were severed? I don't think so.
