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It was a normal day for our cat and dog duo when suddenly, Ren burst through with a problem. "Stimpy, you eediot, what happened here!?" He said, holding a piece of paper with the word "FAIL" written on it with red, curved hand-writing.
"Oh, about that-" He said, but Ren simply smacked him. "You failed your homework AGAIN!?" He said, pissed off. "Ren, I think it's time I said something. You've been hurting me far long enough. How about we settle this like men?"
"Oh, I'll show you a manly settlement!" Ren said, as he started attacking Stimpy. They burst through the trailer as they both rolled down the hill and stumbled into a forest. "Okay, you asked for it!" Stimpy said, as both grabbed hammers.
Speed Equalized.
Both are 7-C and bloodlusted.
Both have all their gear.
Win via KO, incap or death.
Battle is in a forest, night-time.
Who wins?
Dog: 0
Cat: 0
Inconclusive: 0
"Oh, about that-" He said, but Ren simply smacked him. "You failed your homework AGAIN!?" He said, pissed off. "Ren, I think it's time I said something. You've been hurting me far long enough. How about we settle this like men?"
"Oh, I'll show you a manly settlement!" Ren said, as he started attacking Stimpy. They burst through the trailer as they both rolled down the hill and stumbled into a forest. "Okay, you asked for it!" Stimpy said, as both grabbed hammers.
Speed Equalized.
Both are 7-C and bloodlusted.
Both have all their gear.
Win via KO, incap or death.
Battle is in a forest, night-time.
Who wins?
Dog: 0
Cat: 0
Inconclusive: 0
