I don’t really have a title for this (Seth Rogen vs. Ben Schwartz) (2-0-0)

[HonestlyBored24]

Da Roolz
Speed is equalized.
Both are in-character, and start 10 meters away.
The battle takes place in an office building in Seattle.
DKC Donkey Kong and Charged Sonic are being used, and Sonic knows that DK doesn’t skip arm day.

Da Vouts
“I may not have a brain, gentlemen. But I have an idea.”: 2 (@Rogue_Forge, @Ebihara)

Scales to this; 33.66 Gigatons of TNT​

Scales to this; 2.96e12 Metric Tons​

“I COULD HAVE BEEN TURBO?!”:

Scales to this; 31.24 Gigatons of TNT​

Scales to this; > 10.33 Metric Tons​

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Da Fakts
Donkey Kong has a 1.08x advantage in Attack Potency.
Donkey Kong has at most a 2.83e11x advantage in Lifting Strength.

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Bump

 

[Rogue_Forge]

Given Paramount Sonics general fighting style before knowing his opponent of just trying to blitz them, DK has equal intelligence, further range in general, seemingly better hand-to-hand combat (?) and of course the massive LS advantage and slight AP advantage, I feel like DK could get a grab in and just ragdoll sonic

would it be out of character? sometimes but in some games DK would 100% do this first

the only advantage I can see for sonic is that DK doesn't have any resistance to electricity and that sonic can BFR DK but teleporting someone away isn't really in character so I wouldn't expect sonic to do that

I'm gonna say DK wins for now but I want to see some other opinions on this

Bump

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Bump

 

[Ebihara]

I agree that if donkey kong grabs sonic he will pop him like a pimple. I do think DK would try punching first but at some point will grab sonic and its over.

Vote donkey kong.

 

[Livinmeme]

You should probably give Sanic prior knowledge about the insane LS difference, so we don't have the mach equivalent of a limbless ant trying to bench press an hydraulic press

 

[HonestlyBored24]

You should probably give Sanic prior knowledge about the insane LS difference, so we don't have the mach equivalent of a limbless ant trying to bench press an hydraulic press

Added.

 

[Ebihara]

ok so now that sonic might not just get insta popped. What is each's win con prob?

 

[koopa3144]

ok so now that sonic might not just get insta popped. What is each's win con prob?

DK can still prob grab Sonic even with prior knowledge since he can quickly extend his arms a good distance which is gonna make it hard for Sonic to avoid his grab. Sonic's best bet is prob BFR'ing DK but iirc he doesn't use it in character.

 

[HonestlyBored24]

I feel like I should note that Sonic seems to gradually speed up as he charges up with Chaos Energy, I don’t know if speed equalization covers that or not.