ThePrimalHunter
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I pepper spray you for interrupting my fencing match
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Hey, I made a blog post about my stats. Fight me.
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Chanimate
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wait wait wait. I'm actually interested in this
Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer
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Hold it, I said I'd make an incon condition, AND I WILL.
Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer
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Since the pepper spray came outta nowhere I'mma assume I get to bring my own arsenal into play.
Thankfully I brought my umbrella so I get to block the worst of the spray.
Ricin > Pepper spray lel, but I can always swap it out for MUCH worse (Trust me, you're not gonna like where this is going, and at this point I can assure you, there's a reason I added the last key for my own profile stats about being 6-C, so consider this essentially disproportionate retribution amounting to a full-fledged curb stomp).
But first off, if you wanna fight spice vs spice....
I will introduce my own pungent weapons.
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The first few are used in tear gas, and already can be both incapacitating and lethal in large enough dosages (AND A FEW HAVE BEEN USED AS CHEMICAL WEAPONS IN THE WORLD WARS)....
and the last one is rated at 16 billion Scoville units.
For relative comparison, the spiciest pepper in the world, Pepper X, as well as most pepper sprays, are only around 2 million Scoville units.
AND THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.
Since you decided to generally attack the olfactory capacity (with visual and respiratory capacity being adversely affected as secondary effects), I will now proceed to fully annihilate yours. Allow me to introduce this:
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This right here can cause unconsciousness FROM THE HELLISH ODOUR ALONE.
And then there's the matter of what I can load into my umbrella. You see, umbrellas alone are also fully capable of being used as melee weapons.
But ricin alone is not the worst of it. I could go further into what the KGB used... and give you this.
en.wikipedia.org
This and ricin were both used in assassinations by the KGB, so from that alone I assume you can understand how deadly these are.
Thankfully I brought my umbrella so I get to block the worst of the spray.
Ricin > Pepper spray lel, but I can always swap it out for MUCH worse (Trust me, you're not gonna like where this is going, and at this point I can assure you, there's a reason I added the last key for my own profile stats about being 6-C, so consider this essentially disproportionate retribution amounting to a full-fledged curb stomp).
But first off, if you wanna fight spice vs spice....
I will introduce my own pungent weapons.
Phenacyl chloride - Wikipedia
Nonivamide - Wikipedia
Bromoacetone - Wikipedia
Ethyl bromoacetate - Wikipedia
Adamsite - Wikipedia
CR gas - Wikipedia
CS gas - Wikipedia
Resiniferatoxin - Wikipedia
The first few are used in tear gas, and already can be both incapacitating and lethal in large enough dosages (AND A FEW HAVE BEEN USED AS CHEMICAL WEAPONS IN THE WORLD WARS)....
and the last one is rated at 16 billion Scoville units.
For relative comparison, the spiciest pepper in the world, Pepper X, as well as most pepper sprays, are only around 2 million Scoville units.
AND THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.
Since you decided to generally attack the olfactory capacity (with visual and respiratory capacity being adversely affected as secondary effects), I will now proceed to fully annihilate yours. Allow me to introduce this:
Thioacetone - Wikipedia
This right here can cause unconsciousness FROM THE HELLISH ODOUR ALONE.
And then there's the matter of what I can load into my umbrella. You see, umbrellas alone are also fully capable of being used as melee weapons.
But ricin alone is not the worst of it. I could go further into what the KGB used... and give you this.
Polonium-210 - Wikipedia
This and ricin were both used in assassinations by the KGB, so from that alone I assume you can understand how deadly these are.
ThePrimalHunter
He/Him- 3,596
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yeah, well, nuh uh!Since the pepper spray came outta nowhere I'mma assume I get to bring my own arsenal into play.
Thankfully I brought my umbrella so I get to block the worst of the spray.
Ricin > Pepper spray lel, but I can always swap it out for MUCH worse (Trust me, you're not gonna like where this is going, and at this point I can assure you, there's a reason I added the last key for my own profile stats about being 6-C, so consider this essentially disproportionate retribution amounting to a full-fledged curb stomp).
But first off, if you wanna fight spice vs spice....
I will introduce my own pungent weapons.
Phenacyl chloride - Wikipedia
Nonivamide - Wikipedia
Bromoacetone - Wikipedia
Ethyl bromoacetate - Wikipedia
Adamsite - Wikipedia
CR gas - Wikipedia
CS gas - Wikipedia
Resiniferatoxin - Wikipedia
The first few are used in tear gas, and already can be both incapacitating and lethal in large enough dosages (AND A FEW HAVE BEEN USED AS CHEMICAL WEAPONS IN THE WORLD WARS)....
and the last one is rated at 16 billion Scoville units.
For relative comparison, the spiciest pepper in the world, Pepper X, as well as most pepper sprays, are only around 2 million Scoville units.
AND THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.
Since you decided to generally attack the olfactory capacity (with visual and respiratory capacity being adversely affected as secondary effects), I will now proceed to fully annihilate yours. Allow me to introduce this:
Thioacetone - Wikipedia
This right here can cause unconsciousness FROM THE HELLISH ODOUR ALONE.
And then there's the matter of what I can load into my umbrella. You see, umbrellas alone are also fully capable of being used as melee weapons.
But ricin alone is not the worst of it. I could go further into what the KGB used... and give you this.
Polonium-210 - Wikipedia
This and ricin were both used in assassinations by the KGB, so from that alone I assume you can understand how deadly these are.
So this match depends on if you do foil fencing or not. If not, then I win in my style & you win in yours. If you do know foil fencing as well, then we have a matchup
Chanimate
He/Him- 420
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Can I not get murdered by gasses please?Since the pepper spray came outta nowhere I'mma assume I get to bring my own arsenal into play.
Thankfully I brought my umbrella so I get to block the worst of the spray.
Ricin > Pepper spray lel, but I can always swap it out for MUCH worse (Trust me, you're not gonna like where this is going, and at this point I can assure you, there's a reason I added the last key for my own profile stats about being 6-C, so consider this essentially disproportionate retribution amounting to a full-fledged curb stomp).
But first off, if you wanna fight spice vs spice....
I will introduce my own pungent weapons.
Phenacyl chloride - Wikipedia
Nonivamide - Wikipedia
Bromoacetone - Wikipedia
Ethyl bromoacetate - Wikipedia
Adamsite - Wikipedia
CR gas - Wikipedia
CS gas - Wikipedia
Resiniferatoxin - Wikipedia
The first few are used in tear gas, and already can be both incapacitating and lethal in large enough dosages (AND A FEW HAVE BEEN USED AS CHEMICAL WEAPONS IN THE WORLD WARS)....
and the last one is rated at 16 billion Scoville units.
For relative comparison, the spiciest pepper in the world, Pepper X, as well as most pepper sprays, are only around 2 million Scoville units.
AND THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.
Since you decided to generally attack the olfactory capacity (with visual and respiratory capacity being adversely affected as secondary effects), I will now proceed to fully annihilate yours. Allow me to introduce this:
Thioacetone - Wikipedia
This right here can cause unconsciousness FROM THE HELLISH ODOUR ALONE.
And then there's the matter of what I can load into my umbrella. You see, umbrellas alone are also fully capable of being used as melee weapons.
But ricin alone is not the worst of it. I could go further into what the KGB used... and give you this.
Polonium-210 - Wikipedia
This and ricin were both used in assassinations by the KGB, so from that alone I assume you can understand how deadly these are.
Chanimate
He/Him- 420
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I do foil, primarily, however I am currently learning sabre
Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer
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Although primarily a military weapon, the pike could be surprisingly effective in single combat and a number of 16th-century sources explain how it was to be used in a dueling situation; fencers of the time often practiced with and competed against each other with long staves in place of pikes. George Silver considered the 5.5 metres (18 ft) pike one of the more advantageous weapons for single combat in the open, giving it odds over all weapons shorter than 2.4 metres (7.9 ft) or the sword and dagger/shield combination.
Pike (weapon) - Wikipedia
The Langxian can vary in length but we can always go with this:
Unique weapon of the Ming Dynasty â Lang Xian (ç¼ç)
A blog about Ming Dynasty military resources for historical wargaming, martial arts and reenactment.
greatmingmilitary.blogspot.com
Chanimate
He/Him- 420
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yeah. I don't wanna get stabbed by a pike either
Although primarily a military weapon, the pike could be surprisingly effective in single combat and a number of 16th-century sources explain how it was to be used in a dueling situation; fencers of the time often practiced with and competed against each other with long staves in place of pikes. George Silver considered the 5.5 metres (18 ft) pike one of the more advantageous weapons for single combat in the open, giving it odds over all weapons shorter than 2.4 metres (7.9 ft) or the sword and dagger/shield combination.
Pike (weapon) - Wikipedia
Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer
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To be fair, we are talking melee weapons, and also:
LEL. (OK OK I'm joking the "fencers" term usage here is stretching it rather broadly.)
Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer
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Also welp, if we're really gonna be like that then I'll just let you both duel.
Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer
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So I guess there is a match up then?
Chanimate
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idk. probably
Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer
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Fair enough
(also oof for epee, neither of you even mentioned that, but welp, I still prefer armoured combat and airsoft and other full-contact martial arts in general so I have not much place to talk regarding fencing
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ThePrimalHunter
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Alright alright alright!
ReximusMaximus vs Chanimate
Ground Rules:
- This is a foil fencing match
- Both are in-character
- ReximusMaximus is using his left hand (He's ambidextrous & mainly fences with his left hand)
- Speed unequal (It's already more-or-less equal anyways)
- Neither have any prior knowledge on the other
Either ReximusMaximus has a 1.49x AP advantage or Chanimate has a 1.42x AP advantage
Who Wins?
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Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer: 0 ()
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Make it a thread in fun & games fr fr
Chanimate
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Like... A separate thread? Plus, I think I should make a proper profile (like how Primal did his) so that it's a bit more... accurate, I guess? At the very least, it'll be easier to pull up my IRL statsMake it a thread in fun & games fr fr
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Yeah. Im not sure about putting it in versus threads, but stuff like this would fit well in fun & games
ThePrimalHunter
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I'll make a seperate fun & games thread for it
ThePrimalHunter
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Foiling Each Others Plans (get it?) (ReximusMaximus vs Chanimate) (0-0-0)
ReximusMaximus vs Chanimate Ground Rules: This is a foil fencing match Both are in-character ReximusMaximus is using his left hand (He's ambidextrous & mainly fences with his left hand) Speed unequal (It's already more-or-less equal anyways) Neither have any prior knowledge on the other...
We WILL be adding this to nobable matchups on both profiles
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