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After leaving his acting class, Barry gets a call from No-Ho Hank
"Hey Barry! So, do you remember that Lalo Salamanca guy you killed like 2 years back? Well, he was apart of some like big drug empire or something, and they thought that I was the one that ordered the hit on him, and so to avoid getting brutally tortured & killed I told them you did it, and now 2 guys are coming to kill you in, like, 1 minute."
"...What?!"
"...Okay, love you Barry bye bye!"
Barry Berkman vs Marco & Leonel Salamanca
Ground Rules:
Who Wins?
Barry Goes 2-0 With The Salamancas: 0 ()
The Salamancas Go Blood For Blood: 0 ()
Inconclusive: 0 ()
"Hey Barry! So, do you remember that Lalo Salamanca guy you killed like 2 years back? Well, he was apart of some like big drug empire or something, and they thought that I was the one that ordered the hit on him, and so to avoid getting brutally tortured & killed I told them you did it, and now 2 guys are coming to kill you in, like, 1 minute."
"...What?!"
"...Okay, love you Barry bye bye!"
Barry Berkman vs Marco & Leonel Salamanca
Ground Rules:
- Speed is equal
- Barry starts in his car in the parking lot of the theatre
- The parking lot is full of cars that can work as cover (there was a popular show in the theatre or something idk)
- Barry has a pistol
- The Cousins each have pistols, body armor, & axes
- The Cousins are bloodlusted (So no "hold up I gotta get my axe to kill him" stupidity that let Hank win)
- The Cousins start in hiding & know where Barry is
- Barry knows that he's about to be attacked by 2 of the cartels assassins in 1 minute, but nothing else, not even the Cousin's appearance
Who Wins?
Barry Goes 2-0 With The Salamancas: 0 ()
The Salamancas Go Blood For Blood: 0 ()
Inconclusive: 0 ()