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Gorilla vs 100 weakest men (0-6-0)

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Since we figured out that 100 average men is overkill for gorilla - I'll make them fodderish af, and see how it goes

Here are the rules:
  • Speed is equalized
  • Weakest humans are not paralyzed and have below average Intel
  • Weakest humans have 1 year to live
  • All weapons are restricted for both sides
  • Gorilla is 9-C (I'm pretty sure even such weak humans could take down an 10-A person/animal)
Humans still win this, somehow:

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Incon:
 
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Also what if humans outlast gorilla, since it doesn't have somewhat good stamina and then jump it?
 
I think being dumb is actually a good thing here. Just dogpiling it with no regard for the fact you are soon to be at the bottom of the pile will kill it real quick
 
AThe1412 said:
No, they can't. Not when that 10-A person/animal can kill them just by pushing them over.
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100 is kinda a lot you know. Pretty sure anyone without equipment will struggle (if not die) if they are getting jumped by 100 rats, despite them being a lot smaller than those humans compared to gorilla and they also have contagious diseases
 
AppleMaker said:
100 is kinda a lot you know. Pretty sure anyone without equipment will struggle (if not die) if they are getting jumped by 100 rats, despite them being a lot smaller than those humans compared to gorilla and they also have contagious diseases
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I can't even begin to explain how shitty that comparison is.
1. Rats don't have glass bones that will shatter from falling a distance equal to their height.
2. They're faster and smaller which makes them harder to hurt (lower surface area means they're harder to hit and force is distributed evenly throughout the body which is why a rat won't always get oneshotted by a human kicking it).
3. They carry diseases but aren't necessarily suffering from said diseases. I question if any of these humans can even take a few steps without having a stroke or if they'll even be aware of the gorilla and see it as a threat since they're suffering from Alzheimer's, memory loss, hallucinations, along with numerous severe psychological conditions. The profile doesn't even have every single disease a human can catch and they're already ******. Just the fact that they have AIDS means a cold can heavily weaken and kill them.
 
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Also, all of the humans would just die from their illnesses during the 1 year time gap.
 
AThe1412 said:
Also, all of the humans would just die from their illnesses during the 1 year time gap.
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Iirc it isn't really a factor for VSBW matches. The only thing is important - who killed their enemy first, even if the winner dies after some time
 
The gorilla wouldn't be fighting all 100 humans at once, it'd be fending off like 7 or 8 at a time at most if they all try to swarm it. Except in this scenario the gorilla is dealing with way smaller and frail humans who will probably gas out before it does, lmao. The gorilla could probably kill them by walking too fast into them

As soon as one of them gets their balls or face ripped off, none of the humans are gonna want to be anywhere close to the gorilla especially with their extreme lack of will to fight. And they won't be very capable of coordinating very well or using the environment/weapons to help them win once they regroup either.

When this was a trend i was 100% team human and willing to die on that hill, but i really can't see the weak humans winning here.
 
Rayfire said:
As soon as one of them gets their balls or face ripped off, none of the humans are gonna want to be anywhere close to the gorilla especially with their extreme lack of will to fight.
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Assuming SBA - they still would fight, but most likely be somewhat hesitant considering their lack of willpower
 
I feel like this meme and the "woman picking bear or man" meme are overdone already welp (trends do be weird at times welp, at times it's questionable how much worth there is in following them).

Anyway, yeah I'm voting Gorilla winning/TWH losing.
The gorilla might die from any of the infectious diseases the 100 TWH may have, but it'd very likely be able to beat them all before succumbing.
 
Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer said:
I feel like this meme and the "woman picking bear or man" meme are overdone already welp (trends do be weird at times welp, at times it's questionable how much worth there is in following them).
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I don't think that meme or trend (or whatever it is) was that bad. It's just a hypothetical that got quickly resolved and nothing else. Just got curious how weak army of 100 have to be to lose against 1 opponent
 
AppleMaker said:
Assuming SBA - they still would fight, but most likely be somewhat hesitant considering their lack of willpower
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They can't even perceive the gorilla. None of their senses work. That's like expecting Hellen Keller to be able to fight someone.
 
AThe1412 said:
They can't even perceive the gorilla. None of their senses work. That's like expecting Hellen Keller to be able to fight someone.
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If they are in cqc and gorilla is right to their faces/they are surrounding it - they could at least try to run forward or smth. But I'll probably add few more notes and illnesses/abilities (maybe some values) and polish TWH's profile a bit more
 
Like, I'll allow to remove/choose severity of the blindness, like with time to live/movement speed
 
AppleMaker said:
Like, I'll allow to remove/choose severity of the blindness, like with time to live/movement speed
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If you were actually trying to make the weakest human of all time then you wouldn't even try to give them the ability to move or perceive things around them. Hell, they should be in a permanent vegetative state.
 
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AThe1412 said:
If you were actually trying to make the weakest human of all time then you wouldn't even try to give them the ability move or perceive things around them. Hell, they should be in a permanent vegetative state.
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I'm trying to make something like irl Mr Burns. Someone who's extremely weak, fragile and have lots of illnesses, but somehow still alive and capable of fighting/moving, but very very horribly and on the lowest end possible. Also vegetative state is already technically on the profile, if paralysis, mindless intelligence and time limit are included
 
AppleMaker said:
I'm trying to make something like irl Mr Burns. Someone who's extremely weak, fragile and have lots of illnesses, but somehow still alive and capable of fighting/moving, but very very horribly and on the lowest end possible. Also vegetative state is already technically on the profile, if paralysis, mindless intelligence and time limit are included
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Then they're actually not the weakest human? What a scam.
 
Wdym by 1 year to live, that's so niche. Humans probably win, I'll argue for humans.
 
Vzearr said:
That's not really quantifiable.
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Treat it like a time limit. Other than that - they have every illnesses in such severity, that would make them as weak as possible, but they would live entire year with them and won't die immediately
 
Vzearr said:
Wdym by 1 year to live, that's so niche. Humans probably win, I'll argue for humans.
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If I have every disease and mental illness in existence and they throw me and 99 other mfs with the same condition at a god damn gorilla, I'll just pray that my death is quick and painless (I ain't even got the will to fight because I'm suicidal).
 
AThe1412 said:
If I have every disease and mental illness in existence and they throw me and 99 other mfs with the same condition at a god damn gorilla, I'll just pray that my death is quick and painless (I ain't even got the will to fight because I'm suicidal).
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Considering that you have EVERY disease and lack every sense - you might also not feel pain at all
 
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