Goldfish Vs. Goldeen (Real Life Vs. Pokemon)

[XitSign]

Except I lied to you, sorta.

Saw these two in the opposite day tourny thread, had a good laugh about the possibility since they're both memes in threads, and decided I wanted to do it under more 'normal' rules.

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Goldfish Vs. Ditto, Ditto has Imposter and has time to transform, fight takes place inside of a fish bowl

A 10-C Meme: 0

A Varies Meme: 2

An actual Goldeen: 0

 

[Braking]

Voting Ditto via intelligence

 

[Noneless21]

I see you're the man of culture

But fr, Ditto is smarter than, well, your average goldfish so Ditto most likely wins this more than not

but that's the whole point, goldfish loses, which means it wons

 

[XitSign]

2 for Ditto...Ditto winning this thread, but not the moral victory it seems