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Greetings. I want to improve the already existing Gluk`oZa profile with more in-depth analysis, as well as making possibilities to add more profiles for the verse of the same name. Gluk`oZa is often called Russian Gorillaz the same way Leopold the Cat/Nu pogodi are called Russian Tom & Jerry. Or Bubble Comics is called Russian Marvel/DC. In any case, Gluk`oZa is the most prominent Russian music verse that comes to mind first, especially in the 2000s. Let's take a look at every Gluk`oZa animated music video, which constitute the whole storyline:
How could you do it, adult woman. After all, you're almost six hundred... Yeah, sixty... Sixteen!
That means Gluk`oZa was 16 by the beginning of the music videos.
Pre-2018
It should be noted that original Gluk`oZa has some differences from post-2018 Gluk`oZa. I'll explain the issue later in this post.Nenavizhu
The first music video in chronological order, Nenavizhu («I Hate»), came out in November 2002.- Gluk`oZa punches the camera that broadcasts the events of the music video. Minor 4th Wall Awareness.
- Then she sings «и я взлетаю...» («and I'm flying up...»). She indeed flies up for several hundred meters right after these words, and reaches an airplane. This would be Levitation.
- Gluk`oZa enters a boxing ring to fight her ex-boyfriend. She later appears in the boxing scenes in a black boxer suit, while his ex-boyfriend wears the red one. By the end of the music video, Gluk`oZa defeats him with her boxing skills. And at the very end, she comes to his apartment and punches him again. This's one of Gluk`oZa's Martial Arts forms.
- However, it should be noted that she was the one who had been defeated before these scenes. Here the ex-boyfriend punches Gluk`oZa in face so hard she would have fallen down if the stop motion hadn't appeared. Nonetheless, the camera rollbacks time to the moment when the fight was about to start. Causality Manipulation.
Nevesta
Nevesta («Bride») came out in March 2003.- At the beginning of the music video, Gluk`oZa rides a car. Vehicular Mastery.
- We can also see Gluk`oZa's music band members for the first time: a black-haired guy, a mouse-looking guy in the hat, a ginger-haired girl, and a green-haired guy.
- Gluk`oZa runs to the road and forces the bus driver to stop. Then she hijacks the bus and rides it away from the police. Another form of Vehicular Mastery.
- She and her Doberman remain fine after the crash.
- Gluk`oZa's Doberman fights a huge dinosaur. The Doberman manages to defeat it with just brute force. The dinosaur kinda looks like a T-Rex. Wall level for the Doberman.
- Gluk`oZa casually defeats several ninjas and a samurai. She fought them both with her legs and two katanas. Weapon Mastery (Adept Swordswoman) and Martial Artist.
- And finally, the music video's main antagonist, Gluk`oZa's rival in the love triangle (The whole song repeats the line «I will be instead, instead, instead of her, your bride, honestly, honestly, yo»), appears. She managed to withstand Gluk`oZa's for almost half a minute, but then utterly lost.
- Bonus: Age reveal: Gluk`oZa appears in a Watch out, modern! special episode as a guest character. She sings Nevesta to Dmitri Nagiev. He says the following words at this moment:
How could you do it, adult woman. After all, you're almost six hundred... Yeah, sixty... Sixteen!
That means Gluk`oZa was 16 by the beginning of the music videos.
Gluk`oZa Nostra
Gluk`oZa Nostra came out in November 2003.- Gluk`oZa's musical band members, excluding the ginger-haired girl, appear to be skilled with guns. Weapon Mastery.
- The monster, while kidnapping the ginger-haired girl, jumped onto the car next to that of Gluk`oZa strong enough to make it fly up and rotate in air for a moment. Street level for that species.
- The monster seemingly can jump at Superhuman speed, basing on the distance between the street lamp and the tree. I think Gluk`oZa's speed should be upgraged to Superhuman as well, as she can fight creatures like that without huge troubles.
- Gluk`oZa casually beats up the vampires with her legs, and also shoots them with two guns. Weapon Mastery (Master Marksman).
- The band fights a bunch of monsters like the one they were chasing before. They withstand them using their guns.
- And here the final boss appears. He is obviously superior to those monsters. The vampire boss surpasses Gluk`oZa in lifting strength.
- In order to defeat him, Gluk`oZa discovers the vampire boss' weakness: she shoots the giant chandelier, and the villain gets vaporised by bright light. UPD: After the discussion with Oleggator, we agreed that he should be +/– equal to Gluk`oZa. Wall level.
Oy-oy
Oy-oy («Oh oh») came out in June 2004.- The music video takes places in the «real world». We can see Natalya (The one who voices Gluk`oZa) singing at her own concert. Then Gluk`oZa and her band suddenly enter the «real world». 4th Wall Awareness for sure, possibly Dimensional Travel.
- The little aliens are able to fix a huge emoji-like heart and make it heartbeat. This also summoned an elephant.
- The elephant demonstrates pretty average feats for its species, as they are already Wall level by default.
Sneg idyot
Sneg idyot (Roughly translating as «It's snowing») came out in November 2004.- No action sceens happen in this music video. Neither do new feats and abilities.
- It should, however, be noted that this music video's events happen after the first half-year timeskip, as we see winter.
Schweine
Schweine («Pigs») came out in May 2005. Fun fact: this song also appeared in GTA IV.- The second half-year timeskip has passed. Gluk`oZa is 17 now.
- Gluk`oZa's music band members destroy the nazi pig army using their guns.
- Gluk`oZa uses an RPG for the first time. She needs At least Wall level AP via this specific weapon to be added.
- Again, she beats up bad pigs with her legs with ease. And then she breaks down the metallic door.
Svad’ba
Svad’ba («Wedding») came out in May 2006.- Gluk`oZa operates a gunship. Another form of Vehicular Mastery.
- After her jumping off the gunship and landing somewhere at Moscow, we can see the real Gluk`oZa on the other street. Seems like the first Gluk`oZa was a clone.
- And here we see even more clones dancing together. Seems like Gluk`oZa can make her own clones, however, she did it off-screen only. Likely Duplication.
- Here we can see planet-sized alternative Gluk`oZa. However, this seems like a huge hyperbola and must not be taken seriously.
- Gluk`oZa's band and her clones appear at a space station. They don't need any equipment to survive being in open space. Type 1 Self-Sustenance.
Dochka
Dochka («Little Daughter») came out in November 2008.- Here we can see Gluk`oZa's little daughter. She seems like a few months old at most.
- Assuming after the events of Svad’ba Gluk`oZa successfully married the man she loved, then after some period of time had been pregnant for 9 months, and we see her little daughter who is a few months old, there was either one- or two-year timeskip (Or somewhere in the range), meaning Gluk`oZa is either 18 or 19 now.
- The giant mechanical aliens 30-something-storied buildings. Large Building level. The strongest characters in the verse.
- There're also the green aliens. They appear to be two-something meters tall. They can break down cars by jumping onto them. Wall level.
- They also use guns that cover humans in bubbles, which get sent to the mechanical aliens.
- The Little Daughter (Riding the Doberman), the katana shop owner, and Gluk`oZa could withstand some aliens using a nunchaku, two scythes, and a katana respectively. However, that's not enough to fight the entire army.
- The Little Daughter sneezes at one of the aliens. It appears that the Earth's viruses are fatal to them all. That alien then infected the other aliens, and then blew up after the sneeze. The other aliens started sneezing and blowing up in a chain reaction. The giant mechanical aliens have this weakness as well.
Sledy slyoz
Sledy slyoz («Tear Trails») came out in November 2011. The last music video the original Gluk`oZa appears in.- We can see Gluk`oZa's backstory: her father was murdered by the gangsters, then she ran way from the home, but was successfully adopted by an old martial artist. This explains why is she so good at martial arts and weapons all the way from Nenavizhu to this music video.
- Since this time her enemies are just ordinary human gangsters, she had no problem with defeating and murdering them (As she avenges for her father).
- She also used shurikens for the first time.
Post-2018
So, now we've reached the point where Gluk`oZa changed enough. She doesn't wear sunglasses now, and has light blue hair. Additionally, the setting takes place in the cyberpunk future now. That all feels like a reboot/AU. There're two music videos from the post-2018 era currently: Ju-Ju and Motylki. The third one, Ebobo, has been already announced. It will be released on February 11, 2022. The full analysis for post-2018 Gluk`oZa will be made after that, so stay tuned.Ju-Ju
Ju-Ju came out in May 2018. The first music video in the reboot series.- The main antagonist is a fictional alter-ego of Sergei «Shnur» Shnurov. If we happen to add a profile for him, we'd most likely use his alias Shnur.
- The twin brothers next to him represent Russian rapper ST. Their profile would probably be titled «S & T». The one in the black cap has an S on his cap, and the other one in the red cap has a T.
- Gluk`oZa, by leaning her foot onto a technics and pressing buttons on her cyberarm, projects a powerful impulse from her heel, which disables the futuristic car. Limited Energy Projection for this attack, Cyborgization for her cyberarm.
- Gluk`oZa still utilizes guns pretty well. Weapon Mastery (Master Marksman, submachine gun).
- She also got her Doberman on her side, as well as two new companions: the black guy with white hair who uses a shotgun, and Florida who uses a laser pistol, which destroys matter and organics. Florida is based on Florida Chanturiya, a Leningrad vocalist.
- The armored bandits seem to fly at Superhuman speed, giving the height one of them has reached before getting shot by Gluk`oZa
- The black guy sets up a mine bomb onto Shnur's car. S & T fix the car and it flies up, while the black guy couldn't open his cyberarm in time. T kicks the door out via cyberleg, then the bomb explodes after landing at a fastfood restaurant, blowing up the building completely. And since the black guy survives the explosion and comes back in Motylki, Small Building level durability should be accurate for him.
- By drinking an energy drink, the Doberman becomes more bloodlust. It's still pretty equal to Gluk`oZa.
- Gluk`oZa is still pretty good at martial arts.
- S remains fine after jumping off the car in mid-air. He tries to drop a grenade, but before he could drop it, his arm gets destroyed by Florida's laser pistol. His blood is light-green, meaning S & T are more cyborg-ish compared to Gluk`oZa.
- Shnur is a dual wielder. However, Gluk`oZa sends him a grenade that destroys his face and eyes, making him completely blind.
- Gluk`oZa takes an explosive shotgun off the murdered security guard and destroys Shnur completely.
Motylki
Motylki («Moths») came out in June 2021.- Gluk`oZa turns the transparent fabric into a female top. Cloth Manipulation.
- The two powerful lab workers appear to move fast enough to disappear from a human's sight. Subsonic.
- Gluk`oZa makes a small funnel in the wall.
- The lab worker girl appears to use an energy weapon that can turn into an explosive ring after being thrown onto thin objects (Such as those tubes). Explosion Manipulation.
- They can pretty much survive getting hit by a car at highway speed limit.
- The lab worker girl uses acrobatics in order to overtake Gluk`oZa, and then puts her weapon to destroy the environment via electrical impulses. Limited Energy Projection.
- Gluk`oZa and the lab worker girl seem to fight at Subsonic speed, giving how fast they move from one building to another.
- Florida infects the Chinese guy via cyberfinger.
- The lab worker girl puts her finger inside the artificial hole on Gluk`oZa's right temple. Gluk`oZa gets electrical impulses, but then murders the girl with her own weapon. It appears these lab workers have yellow blood. They are probably mutants who were modificated in the lab.
- The lab worker guy uses his energy rope to coil Gluk`oZa's neck. Energy Projection and Thread Manipulation.
- During the fight, Gluk`oZa manages to grab the rope, coil the guy's neck and make him hang himself. We can also see for a moment that Gluk`oZa made her cyberarm a rotating weapon and cut off the rope.
- She uses the same feature of her cyberarm to murder some security guards.
- The black guy who had survived a 9-A explosion defeats the other security guards. Martial Arts.
- The Chinese guy uses a gravitational ring, which also makes Gluk`oZa unable to use her fighting skills properly. The Chinese guy even made her blood after a kick in the face. Density Manipulation.
- Before he could stab her in the right temple, the virus starts destroying his organics completely. Biology Manipulation for Florida.
- Gluk`oZa picks up a submachine gun, then murders the security guards and the main antagonist, Kyivstoner's fictional alter ego who has a giant hologram of his head.
- The black guy's cyberhand gets cut off by the security guard. Then he jumps into the window and activates an electrical field, which is used to soar. After that, the cyberhand shows the security guard the middle finger and explodes.
- Bonus: Gender reveal: Gluk`oZa's Doberman appears to be the mother of three puppies.
Ebobo
Ebobo came out in February 2022. This's currently the last released music video.- We can see 2018 Gluk`oZa's backstory: unlike her classmates, she didn't become absolutely loyal to the teacher. Possibly Resistance to Mind Manipulation.
- She also didn't become loyal to the doctors unlike the other people who became lunatics.
- Gluk`oZa embosses the syringe off the doctor's hand, and then it bounces to a dangerous substance, making the room explode. She and the black guy survived, however.
- Gluk`oZa and the two girls around her seem to be shrunken by the evil men in the suits.
- The mouse-looking guy activates the lights, which turn the two girls into sex dolls while Gluk`oZa only loses her clothes. Resistance to Transmutation.
- Gluk`oZa manages to come back to her normal size via rage. Resistance to Size Manipulation.
- She loses part of her left arm due to the cuff that the evil men created. However, she just stomps them, as she became even larger than her normal size. Size Manipulation via rage power.
- While jumping, Gluk`oZa just made a huge hole in the metallic wall.
- The pink hologram possesses the giant metallic head, then it repeatedly changes Gluk`oZa's clothes.
- She manages to create her cyberarm out of metal nearby, and then destroys the metallic heard with one punch. Metal Manipulation and Wall level.
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