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Garfield vs Bill Cipher

Christian_Higdon

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You simply have to accept that your demons are a part of you.
~ Aurura​
Bill woke up. He had just been killed by Stan as he woke up in a blank place. "IS THIS THE LIGHT?" Bill said, shocked, as he looked around. "OR IS THIS A MEMORY OF ANOTHER IDIOT?" He snarked, but what he saw was terrifying.

"HELLO, BILL." Said Garfield, which was a bit...traumatizing. He was literally everything at this point and he looked ugly. "YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HEAVEN, BILL? HEAVEN IS VOID OF LIGHT." He said, literally everywhere at this point.

"HAH. I'M NOT GONNA BE STOPPED BY SOME OMNIPRESENT CAT THAT IS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. HAVE AT YOU, YOU LASAGNA-CONSUMING REALM." He said, running out of insults. This was gonna be good.

Both are Low 2-C.

Speed is equal.

Both are in-character.

Battle is in an empty universe.

Win via KO, incap or death.

Who wins?

Eldritcharfield: 2

Ceaser Cipher: 0

Inconclusive: 0

Bill
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Since Garf is a fourth dimensional being, I'm pretty sure it would render most of Bill's go to move useless.

So I vote Garf, he just consumes or corrupts Bill.
 
Hate to put a damper on everyone but that justification for being "universal+" is iffy at best. being infinite at best would be High 3-A.
 
Bill is 4D on his own, and assuming his hax is 3D at this point might as well be falacious.

@ZephyrosOmega The second part of Garfield's justification can work for Low 2-C. (although the first part about "infinite" can be removed by the creator of the profile)
 
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