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My favorite farceTISSG7Redgrave said:"England is my city"
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My favorite farceTISSG7Redgrave said:"England is my city"
My favorite cancer.TISSG7Redgrave said:"England is my city"
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Life is one big joke, and Humanity is the punchline.Jordanbairdcreaturemaster97 said:"Life is a game. Now are you the player, or the pawn?"
I can't help, but love all those who live in this world. I'm not lying, I really love them. I can't help loving them more and more. So I will give them happiness. Happiness to live obeying my command, under my established order. Is there a greater happiness than that? Discussing this with you is pointless, it's not even a discussion to begin with. Whatever a perfect being like me tells imperfect creatures like yourselves, it would just be meaningless. My eyes can clearly see what is correct and what is not. I also have the knowledge to know what should be done. There's no one more suitable to rule over this world! How foolish, but I am too kind. So I forgive you. | ||
~ Lucemo |
Listen. While we lay buried within a deep darkness of utter coldness and sorrow, you were on the other side, enjoying yourselves and laughing happily in the warm light. WHY?! What have we done to deserve this?! Why must we weep tears of grief while you enjoy cheerful laughter?! We, too, have tears that flow from our eyes and feelings that flow from our hearts. Just who decided that we were to be deprived of this world and consigned to oblivion?! We wanted to live! We wanted to live and speak of friendship, justice, and love! We wanted to use this body to be helpful to this world! Are you saying that this world has no need for us? That we are meaningless? Then we shall rule the world! We shall make this place belong to us. All who get in our way will die! May the light be forever cursed where it shines! | ||
~ Apocalymo |
I don't know, Murdock. Being a God can't be too hard. I mean, I'm the most intelligent capable person on the planet. I'm not playing God. All this time... I've been playing human. I've been doing this for you. For all of you. I have wasted so much time. So much energy. To look like you--to sound like you--so that you specks feel comfortable around me. I've been holding back, but not any more. I've changed. It's like I was blind and now I can see. Only I'm not an ungrateful $#@% about it |
A famous man once said, 'We create our own demons.' Who said that? What does that even mean? Doesn't matter. I said it 'cause he said it. So now, he was famous and that basically getting said by two well-known guys. I don't, uh… I'm gonna start again. |
Is it better to be feared or respected?" — I say, is it too much to ask for both? |
"The battle is already won. In my mind's eye, I have delivered the killing blow in a thousand different ways." |
In order to survive, all living things in this world fight desperately and devour those they defeat... Must one kill other living things in order to survive? Must one destroy another world in order to allow one's own world to continue? The wounded in turn wound and torment those weaker than they themselves are. There are only the killers and the killed... The sinners who are judged, and the victims that do the judging. What meaning is there to such a world?" |
...Epic rap battles?Phoenix821 said:You fool! You think you can touch me with this?
You couldn't handle my gifts, with your greedy little mind!
What's inside mine was ahead of it's own time!
You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind!
WAIT WHAT SINCE WHENDarkanine said:I have like, the entirety of some of the older raps memorized by heart now.
Side note, Epic Rap Battles has 2-A feats, lol.