"Doctor Doom vs Featherine"

[Ikelaggan]

 

[Shmooply]

Doctor Doom being portrayed as MF DOOM

very based

 

[Ikelaggan]

Yo, yo, yo, y'all can't stand right here
In his right hand was your man's worst nightmare
Loud enough to burst his right eardrum close-range
The game is not only dangerous, but it's most strange
I sell rhymes like dimes
The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
Joker rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick
Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick
A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show
So I give 'em something to remember, like the Alamo
Tally-ho! A high Joker like Spades game
Came back from five year layin' and stayed the same
Sayin' - electromagnetic feeling blocks all logic, Spock
And G- shocks her biological clock
When I hit it, slit her to the *******, thought I killed her goose
Her Power-Use was pure Brita water, filtered juice
Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe wit' 'im
Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write wit' 'im
Never seen the shit again, but he's still my dunny
Only thing that come between us is krill and money
I sell rhymes like dimes
The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
Better rhymes make for better songs, and that is not
If you got a lot of what it takes just to get along
Surrender now or suffer serious setbacks
Got get-back, connects wet-back, get stacks
Even if you gots to get jet-black, head to toe
To get the dough, battle for bottles of Mo' or 'dro
This rhyme flow take practice like Tae Bo
With Billy Blanks
"Oh, you're too kind!" "Really? Thanks."
To the gone and lost forever like "O My Darling Clementine"
He hold his heart when he tellin' rhymes
When it's his time, I hope his soul go to Heaven
He's nasty like the old time Old Number Seven
You still taste it when you chase it with the Coca-Cola
Make you wish they coulda erased out the Motorola
I told her - no credit for it back
If you want what they got, then go get it, it's all gak
Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck
And still keep your attitude on self-destruct
I sell rhymes like dimes
The one who mostly keep cash, but tell about the broke times
Joker rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick
Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick
A lot of them sound like they in a talent show
So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo
Tally-ho! High Joker like Spades game
Came back from five years layin' - stayed the same
Sayin' - electromagnetic field will block all logic, Spock
And G-shock her biological clock
When I hit her, slit her to the *******, thought I killed her goose
Her Power-Use was pure Brita water, filtered juice
Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe wit' 'im
Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write wit' 'im
Never seen the shit again, but he still my dunny
Only thing that come between us, is krill and money
We sell rhymes like dimes
The one who mostly keep cash but tell about the broke times

 

[Ikelaggan]

out in the streets
You won't survive with wack ass beats
(We can see that)
These days and times
Watch as we get ours with rhymes

To my metal face bro's with stomach's of cast iron
Who been into when in blast to the last siren
On the slow-mo the calm artist with the so-so chick
Chased them all like Cairo did to Slobodan Milosovik

Anywho, how 'bout them Yankees
Once I leave, off-stage the party people thanks me's
If I may speak freely, nasty like the freaky-deeky
At your local sleazy speak-easy

Famely fan of the limelight
In the mic stand was a phallic stick of dynamite
It's risky business like hand to hand crack sale
With rappers who's better off on the cover of Black Tail

Jump into [unverified] who's that
Who cat's who do magic like, 'Tell me how you do's that'?
Heck no, especially those who cop pleas like gecko
Thought I might do techno

Ha ha, betcha bust out laughing at the bet
For no reason he get cussed out like Tourette
Yet tight flow to make her bad ass stutter
Or even crack a smile from a mad fast cutter

But ah, word play since third grade age
Back when we used to play 'Bang! Open bird cage'
Hip hop Benny Hill's to penny straight
Get every penny weight then he chill at any rate

My metal face hold with tongue release [unverified]
Do yourself, I will continue to do my thing
Like Kung-Fu fighting everybody was biting
Then the super-villain struck again like lightening
In the same spot
(Buzz)

Now what's the chance of that?
And a name drop like pick the name out the hat
That's a known drop from the, liver-conniver
Who vote player out the rap game like Survive while I-ah

Drop through greens like a nerd cat wheeling ten speed
So way back spin your back and then freeze
While I play high-ball, low-ball, to zero
So called rhymers, go call Cleo

While I, steal the show like tho-so-try [unverified]
Super duper stars need auto tri-cycling
Sometimes the men, mostly from the women
I hear voices saying that's the super-villain
(Uhn, I hear voices)
Mostly from the women, I hear voices, super-villain

 

[Ikelaggan]

I Am Sofa King Reatar Dead

 

[Confluctor]

what is this

 

[Rikimarox2]

what is this

Doctor doom vs Featherine

 

[Confluctor]

I know. Seems more fitting for fun and games.