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Depressed Eldritch Abomination vs A mentally deficient Death god

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T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R

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No art this time, my well has run dry.

Context: Alex kept patting me. IDONOTAPPRECIATETHEPATTING. So I will have blood, and also I just want to die anyway.

Rules.

1. Thunderdome Ring.

2. Bloodlusted.

3. Full power.

4. 4 votes for a conclusion.

5. Victory by death (I shall have no other conclusion)

Alright good. Here's the dumb profiles: I N S I D E J O K E, and Whatever the **** this is
 
Yes, but the trap has nothing to do with the fight. Nobody knows it, but i've been tricking them. You are no exception.
 
Errorsaness said:
T H O T S L A Y E R said:
Yes, but the trap has nothing to do with the fight. Nobody knows it, but i've been tricking them. You are no exception.
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OOF
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Don't be concerned, 'tis a mere joke. It's a joke about how I have no visible tentacles, despite the fact that they are constantly referenced.
 
T H O T S L A Y E R said:
Errorsaness said:
T H O T S L A Y E R said:
Yes, but the trap has nothing to do with the fight. Nobody knows it, but i've been tricking them. You are no exception.
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OOF
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Don't be concerned, 'tis a mere joke. It's a joke about how I have no visible tentacles, despite the fact that they are constantly referenced.
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...My entire bromance has been a lie...
 
Even though it's more like a mutual hate boner than anything else.
 
Crabwhale said:
T H O T S L A Y E R said:
Errorsaness said:
T H O T S L A Y E R said:
Yes, but the trap has nothing to do with the fight. Nobody knows it, but i've been tricking them. You are no exception.
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OOF
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Don't be concerned, 'tis a mere joke. It's a joke about how I have no visible tentacles, despite the fact that they are constantly referenced.
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...My entire bromance has been a lie...
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Did you never notice?
 
T H O T S L A Y E R said:
No art this time, my well has run dry.
Context: Alex kept patting me. IDONOTAPPRECIATETHEPATTING. So I will have blood, and also I just want to die anyway.

Rules.

1. Thunderdome Ring.

2. Bloodlusted.

3. Full power.

4. 4 votes for a conclusion.

5. Victory by death (I shall have no other conclusion)

Alright good. Here's the dumb profiles: I N S I D E J O K E, and Whatever the **** this is
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IDK but as the announcer... "WHOLL WIN? WHOLL LOSE?" U CANT BE AN ANNOUNCER AND A FIGHTER AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!
 
Probably Triple X via Depression Manipulation that rivals or exceeds even my own.

Or, just summoning Onte.
 
Isn't he? Didn't you like, make him as a science experiment? Shouldn't that qualify him as a summon?
 
Maybe, I'll ask him. He does have free will, remember, and slave labour is a crime.

Then again, I did summon him for your pestering me thread.
 
You see it as slave labor, I see it as "involuntary physical services", at least in Onte's case.
 
Onte cannot provide physical service, and to prove it, his family is reliant on me to get him out of bed before one.
 
Only psychological services provided here are Diservices to Alex's sanity, which I'm fairly sure has already been waning quite heavily.
 
Depression? I'm the sole cause behind it. I don't think that's worth noting, considering almost everyone I've met want to die (including Seol). I just really love killing, taking people's guts and making sweets from them is such a delightful experience.


About summons, I do have the ability to do so, even the embodiment of his Depression, so they perform a dual suicide, while I watch, enjoying my candies on my skull throne. I might invite Onte over for the party.
 
Trust me, you CAN'T handle Onte. He is an evil far beyond what our measly mortal minds can comprehend.
 
Ahh, yes. Evil is a pretty fun thing created by humans isn't it? Perform something they deem as evil and see how they tremble on their feet, begging for the mercy they think exist. You're telling me wonders about Onte, we're going to be such nice friends!
 
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