Deadpool vs Patrick Star

[HomestuckLover1]

Slice slice slice and more slice plus one gunshot. Boom.

That's almost as much of a reason as DeadPool would give...So...Good job I guess

 

[Professor_Voodoo]

Uh so who won? I didn't keep track.

 

[HomestuckLover1]

Only two people disagree with Pat winning, but one of them doesn't have an actual reasoning and the other thinks it depends.

 

[Professor_Voodoo]

Bump.

43 comments and i want to keep this going till someone, anyone takes this.

 

[SomebodyData]

Deadpool 616 loses, Deadpool/Dreadpool would win with his Katanas and his more direct battle attitude.

 

[Professor_Voodoo]

Anyone else?

 

[fandom_420Swagnemite]

I don't know about this. Patrick has speed, but Wade has weaponry

 

[Edwellken]

The humorous part of me wants to say Patrick because, frankly it'd be amazing to see Deadpool under the wins section for Patrick. But the logical part of me wants to say Deadpool since he can cancel Regenerationn...

 

[Professor_Voodoo]

That's Dreadpool with the carbonadium swords that can cancel regen, no?

 

[HomestuckLover1]

I think Dreadpool might have a chance, but Deadpool definitely loses. His trigger happy fighting style will provide Patrick with clones and screw over Deadpool.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

That's Dreadpool with the carbonadium swords that can cancel regen, no?

Apparently, Deadpool also has carbonadium katanas for fighting mutants with healing factors similar to his own (ie Wolverine).

 

[HomestuckLover1]

Even then, DeadPool is obviously going to shoot Patrick at some point and then he'll be overwhelmed. He was already outclassed by just one Patrick anyway

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Even then, DeadPool is obviously going to shoot Patrick at some point and then he'll be overwhelmed.

Really depends on (get ready for the most Deadpool answer possible) who's writing for him. Some people portray Wade as a straight up idiot, but he's outclassed Taskmaster multiple times in the past, and Taskmaster is crazy skilled.

He was already outclassed by just one Patrick anyway
In raw power, yes. In skill, not in the slightest.

 

[SomebodyData]

Considering how stupid Patrick is, I'm not sure if he'll even REMEMBER about his speed. But, yeah like Azathoth it pretty much comes down to the author's variation of 616 so thats not really at all conclusive. Now if it was Dreadpool on the other hand...

 

[HomestuckLover1]

Considering how stupid Patrick is, I'm not sure if he'll even REMEMBER about his speed. But, yeah like Azathoth it pretty much comes down to the author's variation of 616 so thats not really at all conclusive. Now if it was Dreadpool on the other hand...

Patrick is always known for having an occassional stroke of genius. It's likely he'dhave one during the fight.

 

[Overlord-Murasama]

Patrick blitzes


The end

 

[Edwellken]

Patrick blitzes

The end

Unlikely. Escpecially with him being in character.

 

[Professor_Voodoo]

My best battle to date.

 

[HomestuckLover1]

Patrick blitzes

The end

Unlikely. Escpecially with him being in character.

(Sorry Skodwarde, I know you're going to hate me for saying this)

I don't really consider SpongeBob a verse to be taken seriously or with constant consistency, much like Mickey and Bugs. I think the best way to think about SpongeBob is to use toonforce rules.

Also Skodwarde, I think I may have found an extremely amazing durability feat for SpongeBob.

 

[Overlord-Murasama]

They tanked nukes and Patrick ran from the sun and back quickly

 

[Professor_Voodoo]

I don't recall Patrick tanking a nuke. Refresh my memory.

 

[SuperKamiNappa]

Patrick easy

 

[Professor_Voodoo]

Bump

 

[SomebodyData]

didnt deadpool once get hit by a nuke and survived to impress a girl? not sure if patrick can deal enough force to deadpool to kill him and niether can deadpool to patrick because of their durablity, regen, and low dc

 

[fandom_420Swagnemite]

Bump

"Bump"?

 

[Professor_Voodoo]

It means i'm bumping the thread to keep it active.

 

[Elvis_Adika]

TIME TO CONTINUE THIS THREAD!!!


Okay, Patrick and Deadpool are similiar in terms of durability(Deadpool surviving a nuke, Patrick survive countless of times when The town exploded, get chop, fell down from a high place etc) and patrick has the strength and speed advantage. Amd also, even though patick is dumb as f**k, he is known for a stroke of genius that is extermely helpful and could even end the battle as fast as he can. Now, his stroke of genius varies, but all of the ideas are helpful. So Patrick can jusy easily outrun him and beat the cr*ap out of deadpool before he even manage to use his anti regen sword on Patrick.


AND TOO WHOEVER SAID THAT SPONGEBOB CANT BE TAKEN SERIOSULY, JUST LOOK AT DEADPOOLS COMIC!! HE EVEN KILLED THE F**KINg WRITERS!! SO, WE JUST LIKE GO WITH IT AND MAKE IT A FEAT FOR HIM EVENTHOUGH IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE?!

 

[Bark.kick]

I'm dying of Laughter from reading all of this! XD It's good stuff, yet funny!

 

[Brickhead2550]

Patrick would walk Deadpool into the sun and toss him in

 

[Professor_Voodoo]

What in the flying bejeebers? Is this thread continuing?

 

[Brickhead2550]

I guess

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

imho deadpool can win with the carbonadium sword if we use the standard weapons and patrick isn't really smart at all. If we use their comic relief feats i still go with deadpool due to beating dreadpool who can do a lot of s*** so yeah

 

[Spongebobfan9999]

I guess:

Canon: Strengthatrick Speedatrick Durabilityatrick Agilityeadpool Intelligenceeadpool Weaponryeadpool Skilleadpool Destructive Capabilityatrick

4-0-4

Composite: Strengthatrick Speed:Tie Durabilityatrick Agilityeadpool Intelligenceeadpool Weaponry:Tie Skilleadpool Destructive Capabilityeadpool

2-2-4

Deadpool wins

 

[Chaoslordofchaos]

but will patristar dry out because of the sun and will he move much slower on land then water