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Clarkin' It (Kane Pixel Backrooms CRT)

Tllmbrg

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-Remove Bodily Weaponry, regular humans can bite people too, and in terms of anatomy the only difference between Captain Clark and humans with their teeth is the size.
-Remove Large Size, the IRL actor for Pirate Clark is 7'7 feet tall, meanwhile Clark's actor is 5'10 feet tall, so we can see off the linked videos on the page that Pirate Clark is probably just the height of the actor.
-Remove Time Travel and Dimensional Travel as both are just properties of Backrooms.
-Downgrade his LS to Athletic Human, I swear I'm rewatching the scene again and again, and to me it looks like Pirate is picking up regular Clark with two hands. Also, even if it was just one hand, there are examples of IRL people lifting 200+ pound heavy weights with one hand, with worse leverage than Pirate Clark, so at worst even if I'm insane and it really is one hand it'd be Peak Human LS.

Additional Changes Due To The Thread:
-Remove Time Travel and Dimensional Travel off all pages in verse outside the location.
-Stamina upgrade to Superhuman for Pirate Clark off scaling to other entities.
 
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Tllmbrg said:
-Remove Bodily Weaponry, regular humans can bite people too, and in terms of anatomy the only difference between Captain Clark and humans with their teeth is the size.
-Remove Large Size, the IRL actor for Pirate Clark is 7'7 feet tall, meanwhile Clark's actor is 5'10 feet tall, so we can see off the linked videos on the page that Pirate Clark is probably just the height of the actor.
-Remove Time Travel and Dimensional Travel as both are just properties of Backrooms.
-Downgrade his LS to Athletic Human, I swear I'm rewatching the scene again and again, and to me it looks like Pirate is picking up regular Clark with two hands. Also, even if it was just one hand, there are examples of IRL people lifting 200+ pound heavy weights with one hand, with worse leverage than Pirate Clark, so at worst even if I'm insane and it really is one hand it'd be Peak Human LS.
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Pirate Clark's jaw is exceptional. It is not analogous to a human because he's enormous. I'd keep Bodily Weaponry, but reword it, it's very awkwardly phrased on the profile rn.

Could maybe determine size? He's probably taller than the actor just because the actor is wearing the costume, so Pirate Clark's functional height is going to be at least a few inches taller. I think it's plausible he gets there, if unlikely.

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Camera angle not perfect, but. Doing the math in post, this image seems to put him at around 2.3 meters, which is the height of the actor. Accounting for error, it's still not enough for Large Size, so. I'll sign off on that removal.

Agree on Time Travel and Dimensional Travel.

Disagree with the LS downgrade. He pulled three people and a bed, and literally was shown ragdolling Bobby's body.
 
Mr. Bambu said:
Pirate Clark's jaw is exceptional. It is not analogous to a human because he's enormous. I'd keep Bodily Weaponry, but reword it, it's very awkwardly phrased on the profile rn.
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Idk, we just established he's about the same height as his actor, so that size is just the size of a regular human jaw ergo we should still remove it.
Plus, even if it was larger, it's still human teeth in structure, which don't qualify for bodily weaponry.
Mr. Bambu said:
Disagree with the LS downgrade. He pulled three people and a bed, and literally was shown ragdolling Bobby's body.
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I feel like a strongman can probably do similar stuff?
Heaviest bed frame seems to be 60 kg, and average body weight in North America is 80.7 kg (And I sincerely doubt the actors actually weigh that much).
That's a total of 302.1 kg, which is 200 kg below the top of peak human. So it can be at Peak Human at least.
 
Agree with OP and Lilybit. Though for height I'd appreciate a calc to get specifics (though again, I agree with large size being removed. But I think an accepted height should be included somewhere on his profile, since it can be relevant to vs mu's or other stuff down the line.)
 
The_Renegade_Slugger said:
Also wait, while we're revising Pirate Clark, how do we feel about upgrading stamina from unknown to something like "likely superhuman" or "high" or smth via being a still life, who visibly don't react to being stabbed and having chunks are torn out of them, as well as Clark stating they don't feel pain
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In fairness Pirate Clark also for some reason bleeds regular blood when struck in the head, so idk about assuming properties between the Still-Life.
 
1. Not entirely sure how canon this would even be.
2. Why are we assuming Pirate Clark just pulled the head off rather than continue biting instead like we see it do and try to do to its victims?
 
Tllmbrg said:
1. Not entirely sure how canon this would even be.
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It was in the movie, we just never get a good look at it since Pirate Clark was pulling it around behind him while chasing Mary. I don't see why it wouldn't be canon.
Tllmbrg said:
2. Why are we assuming Pirate Clark just pulled the head off rather than continue biting instead like we see it do and try to do to its victims?
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You can hear Pirate Clark making a bunch of noise while he was doing the deed, if he was feasting on Clark's head, arms, and leg i doubt he'd be making all that noise since he was basically silent when we actually saw him biting into Clark's shoulder.
 
Comiphorous said:
You can hear Pirate Clark making a bunch of noise while he was doing the deed, if he was feasting on Clark's head, arms, and leg i doubt he'd be making all that noise since he was basically silent when we actually saw him biting into Clark's shoulder.
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I don't think how much noise he does really proves anything, since we only have one instance to really compare this to.
Also the way the bone is looks in the instagram picture at least to me, looks more like it got chewed through rather than pulled away (Mainly off the splinters in the bone).
 
Alright so just to make sure everyone's on the same page:
1. @Mr. Bambu any comments regarding my counterarguments against you?
2. Anyone objects to Sluger suggesting to remove the Time Travel and Dimensional Travel from Mary's page? (I'll extend this to Bacteria as well, seems that for some reason all the Backrooms pages have this on them).
3. I'm fine with Unknown, possibly Superhuman stamina for Pirate Clark off potentially scaling to other Still-Borns, any objections?
 
Tllmbrg said:
Idk, we just established he's about the same height as his actor, so that size is just the size of a regular human jaw ergo we should still remove it.
Plus, even if it was larger, it's still human teeth in structure, which don't qualify for bodily weaponry.

I feel like a strongman can probably do similar stuff?
Heaviest bed frame seems to be 60 kg, and average body weight in North America is 80.7 kg (And I sincerely doubt the actors actually weigh that much).
That's a total of 302.1 kg, which is 200 kg below the top of peak human. So it can be at Peak Human at least.
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He's the same height but his body is warped. Proportions are off.

I feel like a strongman can probably do similar stuff?
Heaviest bed frame seems to be 60 kg, and average body weight in North America is 80.7 kg (And I sincerely doubt the actors actually weigh that much).
That's a total of 302.1 kg, which is 200 kg below the top of peak human. So it can be at Peak Human at least.
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I would have agreed with this, at least, but the other post is right, he definitely did rip Clark limb from limb. You can even see it in the movie. I'd be fine with "At least Peak Human", at the very least.

2. Anyone objects to Sluger suggesting to remove the Time Travel and Dimensional Travel from Mary's page? (I'll extend this to Bacteria as well, seems that for some reason all the Backrooms pages have this on them).
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You really should have proposed changes like this organized in the OP, fool. Rushing too quickly to change shit 🫵

but yeah.

3. I'm fine with Unknown, possibly Superhuman stamina for Pirate Clark off potentially scaling to other Still-Borns, any objections?
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Still-Life. Pirate Clark should just have that. He is a Still-Life.
 
Mr. Bambu said:
He's the same height but his body is warped. Proportions are off.
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Off direct images in the wiki, his jaw still looks generally human. The warped proportions seem to mainly be with his eye and limbs really.
Mr. Bambu said:
I would have agreed with this, at least, but the other post is right, he definitely did rip Clark limb from limb. You can even see it in the movie. I'd be fine with "At least Peak Human", at the very least.
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Yah sure, the specifics are unclear, so that's a fair middle-ground.
Mr. Bambu said:
You really should have proposed changes like this organized in the OP, fool. Rushing too quickly to change shit 🫵

but yeah.
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The Mary page was made after I posted this CRT and I didn't know the Bacteria page had this stuff too, sue me.
Mr. Bambu said:
Still-Life. Pirate Clark should just have that. He is a Still-Life.
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Yah but the one that got gutted had white foam, meanwhile Pirate Clark seemingly bleeds normally and reacted to Mary bashing its face, so I think saying it's a straight 1 to 1 is very presumptuous.
 
At this point it's a difference in opinions, I think. I'm still of the opinion Bodily Weaponry is justified (your own claim is that he's biting limbs off in single digit seconds), and scaling to other Still-Lifes is fine (he does have marked differences compared to them but nothing that would fundamentally make us think he works differently, just having a different physiology from the one Clark was eating isn't really that special)
 
Mr. Bambu said:
At this point it's a difference in opinions, I think. I'm still of the opinion Bodily Weaponry is justified (your own claim is that he's biting limbs off in single digit seconds)
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I mean that can just be general strength, for example in say the manga Baki one of the characters Jack later in the story focuses primarily on biting people and they're tier 7. Still wouldn't give them Bodily Weaponry.

Anyways the stamina stuff I'm willing to let pass, but I do disagree with the Bodily Weaponry a lot more.
 
I know you disagree, that's why I described it as a difference in opinions :)
 
Agree with removing time travel/dimensional travel and large size. Also agree with changing it to “At least Peak Human” if that’s the best feat we have.

Disagree on removing bodily weaponry. I also think it’s fine considering he takes a chunk out of Clark and his jaw is like the size of Mary’s hand iirc.
 
Comiphorous said:
It was in the movie, we just never get a good look at it since Pirate Clark was pulling it around behind him while chasing Mary. I don't see why it wouldn't be canon.

You can hear Pirate Clark making a bunch of noise while he was doing the deed, if he was feasting on Clark's head, arms, and leg i doubt he'd be making all that noise since he was basically silent when we actually saw him biting into Clark's shoulder.
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Just going to bring this back one more time (i'm sorry, i don't want to derail the thread any more with this feat and let you guys finish this) just to say that whether Pirate Clark did it or a different Still-Life, whoever it was tore off Kat's head off screen. I feel as though with this in mind it's not a horrible assumption Pirate Clark did the same thing to Clark instead of eating his limbs. If this still isn't enough for a rating oh well i'll drop it.
 
The_Renegade_Slugger said:
It's making me log into Instagram but I don't have one and don't want to make an account, what is going on in this link?
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Missing head, missing leg (torn off at the knee), and a missing forearm (torn off a bit above the elbow). Even if you wanted to argue that Captain Clark simply bit into him more and more, you can hear strain noises coming from Captain Clark, implying a sense of force, especially since he was already throwing Clark around the room.

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Well, seems like I didn't know this thread exists, so I made this separated CRT about updating Pirate Clark which has the blog I made for Pirate Clark before the page is made (thx to The_Renegade_Slugger for letting me know about this).


I took a glance of this, and what took most of my attention is the image of human Clark's corpse, and I also remember seeing a post that looks like it came from X/Twitter, saying Captain Clark torn off human Clark's limbs and head. So can we update him to

- Lowball: Still Street lvl AP, At least Class 5 LS

- Highball: Wall Level (48 KJ for ripping off arm) AP, Class 10-25 LS (Class 10 is via a calc of ripping the leg off the knee in Alt VSBW I think but it's a verse specific feat calc so I dunno if we can add it to his profile; 25 is for ripping arms off)
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But the account that posted it isn't shown nor can I found the source so like you guys discussed, he seems to have bit off those things so ig he'll stay all Street with values still vague.
 
Totally-Epik said:
But the account that posted it isn't shown nor can I found the source so like you guys discussed, he seems to have bit off those things so ig he'll stay all Street with values still vague.
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Kane shared the dismemberment photo as a behind the scenes image in his Discord server
 
I think Class 5 is just too uncertain considering the thrashing around can also just damage the body to let it be easier to rip apart.
Anyways, two days have passed, so is applying the CRT (Minus removing bodily weaponry) good to go?
 
Tllmbrg said:
I think Class 5 is just too uncertain considering the thrashing around can also just damage the body to let it be easier to rip apart.
Anyways, two days have passed, so is applying the CRT (Minus removing bodily weaponry) good to go?
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Maybe we should say at most/probably class 5, I mean it's the head ripping off and we don't get to see the thrashing too
 
As the guy who made the verse page 2 years ago, I agree. I was going to make a CRT getting rid of dimensional travel and time travel anyway.
 
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