Chuck Norris vs Goku

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Low 2-C Forms

Speed Equalized

Time hax is restricted for Chuck.

Martital Arts tourney rules.

 

[Mand21]

Chuck has revival and all. He takes this one.

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Martial Arts Tourney Rules

 

[ShrekAlmighty]

Chuck demolishes easily

 

[Rikimarox2]

This is a stomp in Chuck's Favor.

in a serious note, Shouldn't Chuck Norris's Profile be in Joke battles Wikia Rather than here?

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Nope. Has already agreed on to be on vsbw

 

[Mand21]

What's that? Anyways, Chuck outhaxes Goku far too much.

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Which hax are the most stompy? So i can restrict em

 

[Mand21]

Reality Warping, Information Manipulation, Death Manipulation and Nigh-omniscience.

Even if you restrain those, Chuck Norris has a Regenerationn two levels higher than Goku's, has empathic manipulation, water manipulation, sound manipulation and telekinesis which make him noticeably more versatile. And I don't think nigh-omniscience, a level of intelligence, can just be restrained, yet it makes Chuck capable of far out-Ultra-instinct-ing Ultra Instinct Goku. Not to mention UI is time limited and has a large cost of stamina, while Chuck Norris's stamina shouldn't be shitty by any means.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Chuck via death manipulation

 

[DMB_1]

Chuck haxstomps.

Yeah, Chuck freaking Norris destroying Goku in a fight is actually legit now.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

AAAAnd the profile's gone.

 

[Mand21]

WAIT, Chuck's profile is already gone?! Whyyy somebody link to thread and blog post

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Matt deleted it

 

[LordGinSama]

Matt deleted it

Good he did us a favor, it's 2018 Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny anymore.

 

[Rikimarox2]

^

 

[Torlikoff]

The profile was of poor quality anyway.

 

[Kepekley23]

Didn't stay deleted for too long.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

And it's back

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Ummm...

 

[Mand21]

wtf :v

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Chuck 2 Goku 0

 

[ShrekAlmighty]

Chuck FRA

 

[Hyper_Anon]

I'll tell you something. Once Chuck Norris and Goku got into a fight. The loser had to die their hair blue.

Chuck FRA.

 

[Goldmaster784]

Chuck FRA.

 

[C2_of_Omegon]

Ok...what's going on here???

 

[Mand21]

There were already five votes for Chuck before you said there were two, Rapid Motorcycle. Stomp statements are also victory statements. (At least 3 votes, then). So... can this be added or not? Will depend on whether or not this is considered a stomp.

 

[Mand21]

Ok...what's going on here???

An official guide on Chuck Norris facts has been used to make a canon version of his "meme" profile. It is 3-A to Low 2-C.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Dunno, but Chuck FRA.

 

[Phoenix821]

If it's not a Stomp then Chuck FRA

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

If this gets added I will not stop laughing for ten minutes

 

[Meshifuari_Arimota]

In 14.000.000 different realities in which this battle took place, there was not a single one, in which Goku was even close to winning. Chuck FRA

 

[Mand21]

If this gets added I will not stop laughing for ten minutes

THIS NEEDS TO GET ADDED I WLL ADD THIS

for God's sake do someone unlock their pages

 

[Kellex]

Doesn't the cowman immediately stomp the alien monkey with, I dunno, Reality Warping?

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

I hope not. What if it is restricted? Or does that make Goku stomp?

 

[Akreious]

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Chuck has WAY more hax overall

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

7 Chuck

Goku 0

If not a stomp, it can be added right away

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Stomp

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Grace period is up