Choose your power

[Hat_mchat]

-Multiversal reality warping

-Causality manipulation

-Conceptual manipulation

-Omniscience

-Information manipulation

-Omnipotence

-The ability to eat tomatoes really quickly and make people say "gosh you sure can eat tomatoes very quickly!"

 

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Well, without going for just obvious most powerful haxes which makes the thread just a copy paste...

Complete gravity manipulation in any form like deciding where I want the gravity to go backwards, where I want higher or lower, in which direction etc. All at the same time.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I'll take the ability to eat tomatoes really quickly and make people say "gosh you sure can eat tomatoes very quickly"

 

[Dat_Dot]

Also gonna go with ability to eat tomatoes really quickly and make people say "gosh you sure can eat tomatoes very quickly" because why not..

Multiversal reality warping, Causality manipulation, Conceptual manipulation, Omniscience , Information manipulation & Omnipotence is too mainstream for my taste.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

**** tomatoes. What a terrible ability.

Now if this were the ability to eat, say, apples at those speeds, then we'd be getting into OP territory.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

The amount of time you spent on that (read: a value greater than 0 seconds) both incredibly disappoints me and makes me proud.

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Legit, if you ate raw onions I'd freaking commend you.

 

[Hat_mchat]

Critic: hmm not a bad premise for a meme (or funny as i like to call them) on this subject, however i must add that the effectiveness derives from the increasing absurdittly as opposed to something sane (correct) followed by three equally absurd notions.

6/10

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

the effectiveness derives from the increasing absurdittly as opposed to something sane (correct) followed by three equally absurd notions.

That's right, it does.

Who in their right mind would choose the ability to eat raw onions over omnipotence?

When you look at it that way, the order is perfectly reasonable.

 

[Dat_Dot]

Who in their right mind would choose the ability to eat raw onions over omnipotence?

Umm, I think that would be me..

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I said "in their right mind"

 

[Hat_mchat]

 

[Dat_Dot]

I said "in their right mind"

Exactly so, sir.

 

[Fllflourine]

Information so I can make everyone's posts in here follow the Temple of the Tomato God