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Misako sure is getting a lot of love from the wiki, isn't she?! Anyway, I decided to pit Misako against a group of three: Cerberus from Helltaker. I mean why not?
For one, Misako scales from 0.0401 tons, although not that much since beat-em-ups typically keep things pretty relatively grounded. Cerberus, on the other hand, would be comparable to the other demon girls from Helltaker, who is capable of goring someone with an AP of 0.0236 tons. Plus there are three of them, so Cerberus should keep up with Misako. Misako, on the other hand, had handled multiples because, you know, beat-em-up game logic!
I picked Misako because, let's face it, this is Misako and Kyoko in a nutshell:
Going off that logic, well, Kyoko would insta-die just by looking at Cerberus and those three puppy-girls wouldn't even have to use the puppy-dog-eyes thing to give Kyoko a heart attack. Misako, on the other hand, would actually be able to fairly fight Cerberus, note that Cerberus doesn't go immediately for the puppy-dog eyes deal when faced with someone (I mean they had the cops called on them for presumably mauling one of the Helltaker's neighbors or something). Then again, the death you get from Cerberus is literally them pouncing on the opponent and cuddling up to them, as described by the quote: "They jumped you like rabid dogs. Canine sounds included. The cuteness of it all gave you a heart attack."
For this one,the battle would be SBA minus the fact that Misako's accessories would be restricted. I mean Cerberus having a 1.88x general speed advantage over Misako (her Superhuman speed was not calc'd, dangit!) and the fact that there are three puppy girls against one Misako would make it pretty easy for them to flank Misako, so I'm pretty sure Misako's attack speed (which should actually be Subsonic+ because the most popular example of a semi-automatic pistol, the Colt M1911, only does 253 m/s: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1911_pistol ) would be pretty necessary as a countermeasure. As such, I'm not equalizing speed here. Speed is equalized, but Misako's accessories are still restricted. I legit think this is gonna bite someone in the back, however.
Anyway, here are their profiles:
Cerberus' Profile
Misako's Profile
Who takes this?
Three Cute Girls: 0
One Hot Girl: 1 (MaidRips)
Inconclusive: 0
For one, Misako scales from 0.0401 tons, although not that much since beat-em-ups typically keep things pretty relatively grounded. Cerberus, on the other hand, would be comparable to the other demon girls from Helltaker, who is capable of goring someone with an AP of 0.0236 tons. Plus there are three of them, so Cerberus should keep up with Misako. Misako, on the other hand, had handled multiples because, you know, beat-em-up game logic!
I picked Misako because, let's face it, this is Misako and Kyoko in a nutshell:
Going off that logic, well, Kyoko would insta-die just by looking at Cerberus and those three puppy-girls wouldn't even have to use the puppy-dog-eyes thing to give Kyoko a heart attack. Misako, on the other hand, would actually be able to fairly fight Cerberus, note that Cerberus doesn't go immediately for the puppy-dog eyes deal when faced with someone (I mean they had the cops called on them for presumably mauling one of the Helltaker's neighbors or something). Then again, the death you get from Cerberus is literally them pouncing on the opponent and cuddling up to them, as described by the quote: "They jumped you like rabid dogs. Canine sounds included. The cuteness of it all gave you a heart attack."
For this one,
Anyway, here are their profiles:
Cerberus' Profile
Misako's Profile
Who takes this?
Three Cute Girls: 0
One Hot Girl: 1 (MaidRips)
Inconclusive: 0
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