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Bowser vs Snek

Christian_Higdon

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Time to test out the new form.

Speed Equalized.

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Battle is on The Hill.

Who wins?

Ssssnake'ssss Tongue: 0

Fabric-space's true ruler: 1

Tie: 0

Shnekzathoth
Dreamy Bowser
 
Christian Higdon said:
Errorsaness said:
Christian Higdon said:
Just saying. Dreamy scales to Deathlock, so he probably stomps.
wha tdoes devourer scale to?
I doubt DEVOURER scales at all.
He is destined to absorb the spectral destoyers. He is elder god tier in the mythos. Also, he is an eldritch Snake so he has a lot of scales. Anyway, it could go five ways: 1: Snek fights him as shnekzathoth and memes flood out bowser.

2: Snek fights as fresh DEVOURER form. DEVOURER consumes bowser as a power snack for his spectral destoyer consuming rampage.

3: Snek fights as DEVOURER bloated on spectral destroyers. It chomps bowser with no hassel

4. Snek fights as a weaker form. Emperor Bowser manages to get Snek near death(not that death is possible for Snek). Anyway, Bowser is about to win, when Snek's father deletes bowser.

5. Snek pulls the axe at the end of the bridge.

NOTE: read the WHOLE ARTICLE before replying
 
The Spectral Destroyers and CHEGAOD are weak, they can't even scale to a fraction of HOSTLESS, DEVOURER would just be HIGH CHEGAOD+, which is nothing to the base of HOSTLESS where Dreamy Bowser would easliy stomp Base HOSTLESS
 
1. Shnekzathoth was killed by Nightmare HOSTLESS. Dreamy scales to Deathlock. Yeah, no.

2. DEVOURER doesn't live through beings like Satan. What makes you think he'll win here?

3. The SDs are weaker than Bruce Lee. Still a stomp.

4. TTO can't erase Bowser. Not even if he was lucky.

5. Bowser has since then evolved from that.
 
Uselessnoob245 said:
The Spectral Destroyers and CHEGAOD are weak, they can't even scale to a fraction of HOSTLESS, DEVOURER would just be HIGH CHEGAOD+, which is nothing to the base of HOSTLESS where Dreamy Bowser would easliy stomp Base HOSTLESS
You're only saying that because you hate them.
 
Christian Higdon said:
1. Shnekzathoth was killed by Nightmare HOSTLESS. Dreamy scales to Deathlock. Yeah, no.
2. DEVOURER doesn't live through beings like Satan. What makes you think he'll win here?

3. The SDs are weaker than Bruce Lee. Still a stomp.

4. TTO can't erase Bowser. Not even if he was lucky.

5. Bowser has since then evolved from that.
1. No form of HOSTLESS can touch CHEGAOD. Deathlock could probably beat base SDs but not CHEGAOD.

2. Because Satan>Dreamy Bowser.

3. Nope, Bruce barely beat Chuck Norris, who can destroy a Megamultiomnihyperbox, which is so outdated and overrated, Flan-Chan could solo infinity copies of it, and infinity Flans would be erased by HATE just waking up. Imagine what CHEGAOD, or DEVOURER, for that matter, can do. And by the way, I believe that Snek and DEVOURER are two seperate entities.

4. Can't deny that. TTO as a page isn't quality anyways.

5. This.
 
Just drop CHEGAOD already. Those profiles are dead, buried and now you're parading their corpse around.
 
If you actively mention CHEGAOD, people are going to call him fodder, because everyone agrees to this point that he is, except for you.
 
Crabwhale said:
If you actively mention CHEGAOD, people are going to call him fodder, because everyone agrees to this point that he is, except for you.
Then don't say that kind of stuff and I won't bring him up.

And The Reinhard Chazzdrich isn't?
 
Do you think I do?

I and everybody else got tired of CHEGAOD a loooooong time ago, so you can understand that this might as well be the farthest from caring it could possibly get for me.
 
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