An random character is dating with you

[Mr.Cutlery]

Huh, it's been a while.

Okay, okay, first off: Screw you Random Page.

Eugh...

I legit thought this mfker was Darkseid for a moment. And no.

That was... unsatisfying. Let's go with 2 extras.

Another SP character. But I say nay.

Huh, okay, this is pretty neat. Have to say, it's quite a miracle. I think.

 

[Overlord775]

I'll see what random give me

1. *insert attack elicopter joke here*

2) No words for this

3) WTF?

4) NOICE

5) Loli

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

1) Seems ok

2) Is she legal?

3) Attack helicopter

4) All the time in the world baby *cringe*

5) Meh

 

[Akmcommando]

nope nope nope i am immortal not an regular human i have boundless inner world which is basicaly another word for inner omnipotence yandere harem dosen't mean that i will be killed it means that they will kill eachother not me as i can overwrite minds of everyone

Have I just dated with you? I saw you just get dissolved when you tried to hug me.
i didn't disolve that's just your illusion when i used my genjutsu since i also specialize in genjutsu

 

[KLOL506]

Wally West and Merli

How should I react to this LOL

 

[Arceus0x]

K LETS TRY

WHAT THE FU-DGE

a whole verse... ahhhh

her... what is the point of the profile in this wiki tho

oh dang... im dating a big angry birb pokemo

final one

ok...

why am i even doing this? i dont like anyone in this. i think the only point is to have fun i guess

 

[Arceus0x]

Age is just a number. I hope.

whoop whoop that's the sound of the police

whoop whoop that's the sound that i miss

 

[DragonEmperor23]

But you're not Demitri and having a yandere harem means they're going to kill you.

nope nope nope i am immortal not an regular human i have boundless inner world which is basicaly another word for inner omnipotence yandere harem dosen't mean that i will be killed it means that they will kill eachother not me as i can overwrite minds of everyone

Then wouldn't you not have a harem since they would all be dead from killing each other?

 

[Robot972]

He's a zombie, so not a chance

So... a very legal loli. Hopefully Ruby won't mind because I can see a future between us ;3

Oh Christ. OH CHRIST. AAAAAAAAAHHHH!

 

[Akmcommando]

But you're not Demitri and having a yandere harem means they're going to kill you.

nope nope nope i am immortal not an regular human i have boundless inner world which is basicaly another word for inner omnipotence yandere harem dosen't mean that i will be killed it means that they will kill eachother not me as i can overwrite minds of everyone

Then wouldn't you not have a harem since they would all be dead from killing each other?

only four would survive those survivors would be female Issei Rias Venelana and Xenovia the rest will die

 

[Mr.Cutlery]

How does this even work?

Excuse me, but no.

Ehh, wot?

Well uh.

3 extras because I was not satisfied.

Alright, yeah, no.

This is a colossal mismatch for me.

...I'll take what/who I can.

 

[Mr.Cutlery]

How does this even work?

Excuse me, but no.

Ehh, wot?

Well uh.

3 extras because I was not satisfied.

Alright, yeah, no.

This is a colossal mismatch for me.

...I'll take what/who I can.

 

[Stillwinston]

I got......

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Akame_(character)

Reminds me need to watch this verse

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mercy

Sweet, best girl in Overwatch

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Homeostasis

Don't know this one either. >_>

 

[BraginskiBackup]

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Dino_Megazord

 

[BleedingPeach]

1) So you are the hero? Can I be your damnsel in distress?

2) It's not like you love me... but you gonna take my hand because you want to

3) Wait... you can swap between female, male and genderless? Where do you want to go?

4) Four words for you: you are my crush

5) Look: your original crush is dead for good. So... you can look forward or stay with that pain. Whatever you choose, count on me

 

[Overlord775]

1) Feline He-Ma

2) OHNO

3) Damsel_in_distress.exe

4) Dating a mecha would be REALLY weird

 

[Jackythejack]

1) I mean she seems like an alright gal

2) Don't know much about her. She a vampire?

3) He's pretty hot

4) This is starting to feel like a harem anime

 

[Mr.Cutlery]

Well, uh, I guess this is kinda okay...

This however, isnt.

I literally sighed when I saw whatever this thing is... What is this?

And here I've got... the disambiguation page of a big nope.


Round 2, aye?

I don't think her Mind Manipulation has to come into factor for me to start protecting her.

I'm not sure. I mean, I suppose she's okay in terms of appearance. But what else?

'Scuse me?

This is just... odd. But if I fitted into the right... categories, I'd say this is actually a good pick.


Well, most of that didn't seem to go well.

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

Wow what are the odds

Our "date" shall consist of me taking her to the park and pushing her on the swings.

 

[BleedingPeach]

1) You see... you look so good that curing me of my heteronormativism. DANG! Who am I kidding?! Priam-sama <3

2) This is not a date, you understand? Just because you are menacing me to making me go crazy (which I already am) will not make me love you. I think

3) You look so good but you are such a jerk. Don't call me, I will call you back (lying)

4) Remember what I said about Talim and Maria Ushiromiya? If you don't then let me tell you: I-lle-gal

5) Gal, if you are planning to use me as someone who can cure diseases, destroy a Chaotic God and fight with DETERMINATION... then you got me

 

[Jasonsith]

11. Again...

12. The streak continues...

13. My goodness...

14. Aw...

15. Even Deadpool is after me now.

 

[IvoryAS]

IDic K

She's probably not legal (because of me, not her) but I guess it could work.

 

[TartaChocholate]

Chronos huh? She seems pretty cute and all, but won't I desintagrate or something by being around to her or anything >_>;?

 

[Jackythejack]

Considering she's a bit of an airhead maybe not

She's adorable is yes.

Who wouldn't?!

 

[Ercosore]

Looks a bit too young, well at least i female....

All of the verse?!

I demand a re roll.

Not what I had in mind....

**** it I´ll take it.

 

[Phoenix821]

Nope no way

Not bad

 

[Mr.Cutlery]

Like usual, starting with 4.

Already, this is a fiery mess.

Pulao... Pulao- Pulau?

Ey, not bad. Though I believe Jotaro is still her man of choice, and I'm no DIO, either.

...Maybe not.

Round 2:

What? But someone already got her in no more than 3 posts ago.

Nah, no thanks.

Again, no thanks.

Re-rolling because I lost the last one--Oh, oh dear.

 

[Insecurity97]

Holy ****. I'm so lucky

 

[Ercosore]

Time for another round.

Well, thats a start.....

Much better, though she is aparently "weak and sick

Ehm, can I go back.

I SAY GO BACK

Thanks, and a drinking budy as well.

 

[Kisaragi_Megumi]

LET THE BUMP POWAH SHALL BRING YOU FROM DEATH!!!

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Sorta looks female but I dunno what to do about this'

kill me

**** my life

 

[QrowBarr]

Sweet. a girl

TBF, it says we all have it inside us

I am inevitable

 

[Dvorak1902]

Thanks but no

How is that even supposed to...?

No, No

*Police Sirens*

This will do

 

[KLOL506]

OK THIS SEEMS FINE

 

[Junkoposter]

what the ****

 

[KLOL506]

what the ****

lol y a dolphin tho

 

[DnW0]

Omegalul

 

[Jasonsith]

Surprisingly... "safe"

 

[Uninown]

H O T

 

[Yobo_Blue]

what

Could be worse