A farting kid fights a butterfly.

[Jinsye]

The New Kid

Powers and Stats Tier: Low 7-B Name: The New Kid, King Douchebag, Dovakhin, Larry Bobinski Origin: South Park: The Stick of Truth Gender: Variable (Can be Male or Female, as well as "Other" or transgender. It's possible to also have multiple genders, whether they are "static" or not, as well as being unsure or have no gender whatsoever. It can also be interchangeable) Age: 10 Classification: 4th Grader, "King", "Mage", "Thief", "Warrior", "Jew", "Speedster", "Brutalist", "Blaster", "Elementalist", "Cyborg", "Psychic", "Assassin", "Gadgeteer", "Planetmancer", "Martial Artist" Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Magic, A limited degree of Mind Manipulation, Weapon Mastery, Elemental Manipulation (via weapons and by themselves), Poison Manipulation, Empowerment (Deals more damage the lower his health is), Summoning (via the Plagues of Egypt), Breath Attack (can breathe fire), Can negate healing and Regenerationn, Statistics Amplification, Status Effect Inducement, Time Manipulation Attack Potency: Small City level+ (Comparable, if not superior to, Jimmy, and can damage opponents who can survive him ramming into them at max speed) Speed: Sub-Relativistic (Comparable to Human Kite, who can fly out of the atmosphere in a short timeframe), Relativistic reactions and combat speed (Can fight with Jimmy, who can run around the earth in seconds) Lifting Strength: Unknow Striking Strength: Unknow Durability: Small City level+ Stamina: Unknown Range: Around 10 meters Intelligence: High (Able to create turrets and explosive decoys in seconds) Weaknessess: Depends on what the person chooses (sixth graders, Raisin girls, Chaos kids, old people, ninjas, vampires, crab people)

Butterfree

Powers and Stats Tier: Low 7-B Name: Butterfree Origin: Pokémo Gender: Varies Age: Varies Classification: Butterfly Pokémon Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight, Status Effect Inducement (Sleep, Poison, Paralysis, and Confusion), Mind Manipulation, Sound Manipulation, Psychic Energy Manipulation, Empathic Manipulation (For rage and attraction), Air Manipulation, Poison Manipulation, and Statistics Amplification, Resistance to Plant Manipulation, Fighting type moves, and other bug attacks, Immunity to Earth Manipulation, Naturally boosted accuracy, Moves that do little damage to a specific opponent due to a resistance are boosted Attack Potency: Small City level (Equal, or at the very least comparable, to Beedrill) Speed: Sub-Relativistic (Can catch and dodge thrown, flung, or hurled items. Pokémon throw things much heavier at .032c. The Pokédex takes note of its high wing-flapping speeds) Lifting Strength: SuperHuman Striking Strength: Small City level Durability: Small City level (Can take hits from Beedrills and other Butterfree) Stamina: High Range: Standard melee range, hundreds of meters with most attacks. Standard Equipment: None notable Intelligence: All Pokémon are naturally very capable at battle. Weaknesses: Fire, Rock, Flying, Electric, and Ice Moves. Notable Attacks/Techniques: Caterpie's Ability: Shield Dust: Caterpie's dust blocks the additional effects of attacks taken. Metapod's Ability: Shed Skin: Metapod may heal its own status conditions by shedding its skin. Buterfree's Abilities: Compound Eyes: Butterfree's compound eyes boost its accuracy. Tinted Lens (Hidden): Butterfree can use "not very effective" moves to deal regular damage. Attacks: Gust: Butterfree flaps its wings to create a gust of wind to do damage. Confusion: Butterfree uses a somewhat weak psychic attack that has a chance to confuse. Poison Powder: Butterfree scatters scales that poison on contact. Stun Spore: Butterfree scatters spores that paralyze on contact. Sleep Powder: Butterfree scatters scales that make the opponent fall asleep on contact. Psybeam: Butterfree shoots a beam of psychic energy that has a chance to confuse. Silver Wind: Butterfree scatters its scales on the wind, which does damage. It has a chance to raise every single stat, minus accuracy and evasion. Supersonic: Butterfree releases a supersonic sound wave from its body which confuses. This move hits behind substitutes. Safeguard: Butterfree sets up a veil that prevents it and its team from getting status effects. Whirlwind: Butterfree blows the opponent away with wind, temporarily removing them from the battlefield. Bug Buzz: Butterfree vibrates its wings to release a powerful soundwave to do damage. It has a chance to special defense. Rage Powder: Butterfree scatters scales, which enrages the opponent and forces them to target Butterfree. Captivate: Butterfree charms the opponent, sharply lowering special attack, if it is the opposite gender. Tailwind: Butterfree blows a wind behind it and its team, doubling the speed of them all. Air Slash: Butterfree cuts with a blade of sky-slicing air. It can make the opponent flinch. Quiver Dance: Butterfree dances mystically, raising both of its special stats as well as its speed.

I might as well try this.

Stats on the profile, Speed Equalized.

Who wins?

Butterfree: 0

The New Kid: 0

 

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Lol necro

anyway the New Kid is around 2.44x stronger, has a lot of the same abilities Butterfree does, and should be smarter anyway. I give it to him 6 or 7/10.