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100 Gorillas vs James

StarShooter80

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Speed unequalized, base Gorillas and James are used. Starting distance is 20 bananas, speaking of which James is wearing a banana costume.
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James, the guy who works at the Subway in your area:

100 Gorillas:

Neutral:
 
Hear me out. I believe James can clutch a win.

Assuming he has his Standard Equipment, that means he would have a variety of lunch meats, vegetables, and sauces. Going by his Above Average intelligence (since his Supergenius rating falls under a "likely" and OP didn't specify it's allowed), and the gracious starting distance of 20 bananas, James would likely realize the best way to deal with them is by flinging all his meat to and fro as a distraction. It's a clever thing that you put him in a banana costume or else James could have stomped via his stealth mastery.

Then, after the gorillas start infighting for his meat and those Subway banana peppers, he proceeds to use his Social Influence to disarm the fight and have each of the gorillas become a valued customer to the Subway food franchise.

Betting on James.
 
Going with James because he could pacify the gorillas with food and then wait until they fall asleep. SBA states that if a character is unconscious for long enough the other character wins, so there.
 
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