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(0-0-0) Shrek vs Chelshia

Jackythejack

They/Them
20,020
1,720
Because, again, they're tier 8 now. Might as well toss them at the character I'm spamming, huh? They're both big ol' beatsticks so I don't think this would go too bad. So without further ado...

Speed is equalized
Chel is in her first key

Shrek: 0
Chelshia: 0

"Listen, all I'm saying is that you can't just go around beating up my friend's wife. Just not right."

"And I'm saying that I didn't know she was a wife! And maybe if I'm not supposed to beat her up, she shouldn't be hoarding all that tasty treasure. I mean, who does that? That's like, villain behavior."

"Aye, I totally get that, but you can't just go around punching people and picking fights, as fun as it is."

"I guess next time I'll ask if someone's married before I start punching them."

"Attagirl. Hope you understand that I can't just go after a little talk, though. Donkey said I gotta make sure it don't happen again."

"Oh, well in that case...are you married?"

He paused for a moment before chuckling. "Aye, I am."

"Sucks that I gotta punch you, then."
 
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