Jackythejack
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Because, again, they're tier 8 now. Might as well toss them at the character I'm spamming, huh? They're both big ol' beatsticks so I don't think this would go too bad. So without further ado...
Speed is equalized
Chel is in her first key
Shrek: 0
Chelshia: 0
Speed is equalized
Chel is in her first key
Shrek: 0
Chelshia: 0
"Listen, all I'm saying is that you can't just go around beating up my friend's wife. Just not right."
"And I'm saying that I didn't know she was a wife! And maybe if I'm not supposed to beat her up, she shouldn't be hoarding all that tasty treasure. I mean, who does that? That's like, villain behavior."
"Aye, I totally get that, but you can't just go around punching people and picking fights, as fun as it is."
"I guess next time I'll ask if someone's married before I start punching them."
"Attagirl. Hope you understand that I can't just go after a little talk, though. Donkey said I gotta make sure it don't happen again."
"Oh, well in that case...are you married?"
He paused for a moment before chuckling. "Aye, I am."
"Sucks that I gotta punch you, then."
"And I'm saying that I didn't know she was a wife! And maybe if I'm not supposed to beat her up, she shouldn't be hoarding all that tasty treasure. I mean, who does that? That's like, villain behavior."
"Aye, I totally get that, but you can't just go around punching people and picking fights, as fun as it is."
"I guess next time I'll ask if someone's married before I start punching them."
"Attagirl. Hope you understand that I can't just go after a little talk, though. Donkey said I gotta make sure it don't happen again."
"Oh, well in that case...are you married?"
He paused for a moment before chuckling. "Aye, I am."
"Sucks that I gotta punch you, then."
