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John Slap Battles Vs John Ebg “who the #### is this noob” (1-1-4) (VOTERS NEEDED)

Unless we're assuming EBG is just coincidencally standing right on top of the check point they still have no way of actually catching them
Unless we're assuming EBG is just coincidencally standing right on top of the check point they still have no way of actually catching them
Stalker glove, stun glove, thor glove, .shard, scythe, snowball Santa run sparky. Attacking them with mail from a distance (assuming ebg clicks on the ok icon) And wait I just thought of something they can just instantly jail ebg with admin glove lol
 
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Stalker glove,
They need to move to actually do anything
stun glove
Outranged
, thor glove,
Also outranged or at worst just tanked via AP gap
Refer to above
, scythe,
Refer to above
Refer to above + they break through instantly via LS
Melted via flame or solar element
Outranged
The nano second they get near EBG they get hit by one of the myriad of AOE attacks they have at their disposal and teleported via elude

Just wanna point that out
Attacking them with mail from a distance (assuming ebg clicks on the ok icon)
Mail has a max range of 45 studs which translates to 12.6 meters. This is also getting outranged
And wait I just thought of something they can just instantly jail ebg with admin glove lol
They LS diff or AP diff the jail

At worst just tp away
 
Could prob just do Elude (unhittable) + MR (for insta gap close) + Pan which has a 1/10 chance to golden pan one shot (yes, it's still allowed in no oneshots) or mail which kills if you click OK if the time doesn't run out (also allowed in no oneshots).
Does John EBG have an answer to these tho?
 
They need to move to actually do anything

Outranged

Also outranged or at worst just tanked via AP gap

Refer to above

Refer to above

Refer to above + they break through instantly via LS

Melted via flame or solar element

Outranged

The nano second they get near EBG they get hit by one of the myriad of AOE attacks they have at their disposal and teleported via elude

Just wanna point that out

Mail has a max range of 45 studs which translates to 12.6 meters. This is also getting outranged

They LS diff or AP diff the jail

At worst just tp away
How do they ls an un breakable jail… also glovel mastery
 
Unbreakable to people with peak human LS and AP that scales less than 5x EBGs value yea

By site rules to EBG this would be very breakable

How do the mastery abilities change anything?
It can tank sun globe face value. Also look at the earlier video I showed you and skip to 1:53 to see Glovel mastery ability
 
He can also just

1. Get close to him with glovel mastery/materialize

2.use aggro glove to make him walk closer while he's close for four seconds while also disabiling his abilites

3. Make him walk straight to a mega rock

This requires only 3 gloves so he can do it all at once
 
He can also just

1. Get close to him with glovel mastery/materialize
Just to get immediately tp'd away by elude upon doing so
2.use aggro glove to make him walk closer while he's close for four seconds while also disabiling his abilites
By the time that happens EBG would have either stun'd him or tp'd him away
3. Make him walk straight to a mega rock

This requires only 3 gloves so he can do it all at once
Again this is assuming he gets to perform like 3 separate actions before ebg does one which is impossible with equal speed
 
If they have MR they can't slap anymore so they wouldn't be able to use any other gloves

Even if we magically broke how MR works and assumed that it did the sheer amount of acceleration they would gain trying to cross hundreds of meters of distance with MR would make it to where by the time they reach EBG they would just skate paste him long before they get the chance to stop themselves

And even if we were EXTRA generous and assumed they could, the amount of time it would take to do so would be more than enough time for EBG to just reposition, making it to where they would be once again out of range to use mail or any of their other gloves
 
So it's an incon since neither can do anything to each other. Great.
Honestly what I've been saying


Ofc the nano second slap decides not to use elude they get traped and one shorted meaning any build that doesn't include elude is basically an instant loss
 
He can also just

1. Get close to him with glovel mastery/materialize

2.use aggro glove to make him walk close
Just to get immediately tp'd away by elude upon doing so

By the time that happens EBG would have either stun'd him or tp'd him away

Again this is assuming he gets to perform like 3 separate actions before ebg does one which is impossible with equal speed

Just to get immediately tp'd away by elude upon doing so

By the time that happens EBG would have either stun'd him or tp'd him away

Again this is assuming he gets to perform like 3 separate actions before ebg does one which is impossible with equal speed
He would not have elude equipped because he has other 3 ones equipped.

Also elude only works for physical attacks like slapping I don't know why everyone ignored that when I said that

Let's do this step by step

1.slap gets close to ebg with materialize or glovel (1 glove used)

2.ebg attacks back

3. Slap uses aggro to make ebg walk to him (it's emotional manipulation so ls won't do anything) (gloves used)

4.ebg dosent do anything because his abilites are disabled and he's walking in a rage

5.slap uses mega rock (3 gloves used(

6. Ebg, still enraged, walks Into the mega rock and gets petrified
 
He would not have elude equipped because he has other 3 ones equipped.
Wait really? Bet
Also elude only works for physical attacks like slapping I don't know why everyone ignored that when I said that
So basically elude doesn't actually work and he can't actually dodge the nuke or like 90% of EBGs arsenal....
Let's do this step by step

1.slap gets close to ebg with materialize or glovel (1 glove used)

2.ebg attacks back
Correction, EBG would lead with a stun and said stun is usually time stop and since slap is now in close proximity ebg would notice and immediately use moves like Temporal trap or a spell similar to that
3. Slap uses aggro to make ebg walk to him (it's emotional manipulation so ls won't do anything) (gloves used)
This will presumably happen after EBGs move since both have equal speed and EBG is performing less actions here (noticing and using a spell vs tp'ing and using an ability)

In that case slap is now stunned
4.ebg dosent do anything because his abilites are disabled and he's walking in a rage
Correction, slap is now immobilized because EBG used a stun right after slap used a TP
5.slap uses mega rock (3 gloves used(

6. Ebg, still enraged, walks Into the mega rock and gets petrified
Once again he's immobilized


During said immobilization EBG has multiple one shot combos that he can use with said combos being able to utterly decimate other EBG and considering the 5x difference in values it'll 100% decimate john slap
 
Wait really? Bet

So basically elude doesn't actually work and he can't actually dodge the nuke or like 90% of EBGs arsenal....

Correction, EBG would lead with a stun and said stun is usually time stop and since slap is now in close proximity ebg would notice and immediately use moves like Temporal trap or a spell similar to that

This will presumably happen after EBGs move since both have equal speed and EBG is performing less actions here (noticing and using a spell vs tp'ing and using an ability)

In that case slap is now stunned

Correction, slap is now immobilized because EBG used a stun right after slap used a TP

Once again he's immobilized


During said immobilization EBG has multiple one shot combos that he can use with said combos being able to utterly decimate other EBG and considering the 5x difference in values it'll 100% decimate john slap
And why would he lead with a stun instead of an energy blast or smth. Besides john slap can switch gloves during time stop and he switches to kill streak which has time stop immunity. Before you say he won't have kills he has access to his soul bank with millstream mastery which can store ten kills. And this is assuming he doesn't get the speed boost right away at the beginning to prepare. If a nuke is coming he will switch to invurnerablr Globes like megarock, which will protect him from the blast while also having no time limit,
 
And why would he lead with a stun instead of an energy blast or smth. Besides john slap can switch gloves during time stop and he switches to kill streak which has time stop immunity
And John slap, like I said earlier, could wait in the megarock till ebg gets curious why his attacks aren't working and walks up to it and touches it. Players are willing to sit ten hours straight to get megarovk so they can play the long game. Or he could could use sbeve to get an incon, or use clock to get himself consistent buffs, or send a long range middle with jet, or use heat sealing bricks which movie up to 300km/h and stun people, or turn into rob and absorb him, or create alchemist potions to make himself invincible, or hide in his avatar basement, or use shield and reverse to create an impenetrable shield that reverses all of his attacks for a good couple seconds. There are just too many combos to handle and we are already restricting standard equipment in one shot gloves which I'm not even sure I'd allowed. Putting the fight on a planet with the properties of a no one shot server is like putting Superman against Shazam but the fight takes place on a planet of kryptonite
Wait really? Bet

So basically elude doesn't actually work and he can't actually dodge the nuke or like 90% of EBGs arsenal....

Correction, EBG would lead with a stun and said stun is usually time stop and since slap is now in close proximity ebg would notice and immediately use moves like Temporal trap or a spell similar to that

This will presumably happen after EBGs move since both have equal speed and EBG is performing less actions here (noticing and using a spell vs tp'ing and using an ability)

In that case slap is now stunned

Correction, slap is now immobilized because EBG used a stun right after slap used a TP

Once again he's immobilized


During said immobilization EBG has multiple one shot combos that he can use with said combos being able to utterly decimate other EBG and considering the 5x difference in values it'll 100% decimate john slap
 
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Hey, OP. Change john slap access to equipmet to standard equipment. Staff gloves would render this a stomp because of Edgelord and Sus.
 
Gonna probably log off to the day, I will respond to delusion if he has anything to say tommorow probably, this is a really fun debate
 
And why would he lead with a stun instead of an energy blast or smth.
Because this is what they do in order to catch other EBG or really anything that isn't a mindless NPC that's just walking towards them.

Slap is clearly more than just a mindless NPC and they would know that the moment slap pulls out a glove and does literally anything that shows they have a hint of intelligence
Besides john slap can switch gloves during time stop and he switches to kill streak which has time stop immunity.
No it doesn't

Like kill streak after I believe like 25 kills does but where is slap gonna get the 25 kills/souls from??

Even if we wanted to say he does there are like a bunch of stuns that go beyond just restricting a person's position and straight up prevents attacking. Such as
Before you say he won't have kills he has access to his soul bank with millstream mastery which can store ten kills,
Forgot but can they move with just ten kills?

Even then EBG sees that Slap is seemingly immune to time stop and just uses another stun like gravity or something else out of like the dozens of spells that don't rely on time hax to work
 
Because this is what they do in order to catch other EBG or really anything that isn't a mindless NPC that's just walking towards them.

Slap is clearly more than just a mindless NPC and they would know that the moment slap pulls out a glove and does literally anything that shows they have a hint of intelligence

No it doesn't

Like kill streak after I believe like 25 kills does but where is slap gonna get the 25 kills/souls from??

Even if we wanted to say he does there are like a bunch of stuns that go beyond just restricting a person's position and straight up prevents attacking. Such as

Forgot but can they move with just ten kills?

Even then EBG sees that Slap is seemingly immune to time stop and just uses another stun like gravity or something else out of like the dozens of spells that don't rely on time hax to work
Killstreal only needs ten kills. And slap would know tk keep his distance
 
And John slap, like I said earlier, could wait in the megarock till ebg gets curious why his attacks aren't working and walks up to it and touches it.
I doubt EBG would look at the funny looking rock just transmutating his stuff and think..."let me touch it!"
Players are willing to sit ten hours straight to get megarovk so they can play the long game.
Funnily enough if slap sits there for like 12 hours then by SBA this is a self incap
Or he could could use sbeve to get an incon,
How?
or use clock to get himself consistent buffs,
Unless there's tangible evidence suggesting that slaps buff are potent enough to where they can allow him to tank stuff that one shots things 5x greater than his value these buffs are irrelevant

Also he's doing this while EBG is using a stun so...
or send a long range middle with jet,
Gets stunned immediately
or use heat sealing bricks which movie up to 300km/h and stun people,
Slap gets stunned first
or turn into rob and absorb him,
Forgot but how does Rob work again?
or create alchemist potions to make himself invincible,
Gets stunned and one shorted before he gets the chance too
or hide in his avatar basement,
Ah yes, we're gonna assume the avatars are going to kill EBG through mid regen, immortality type 2 and several healing spells

Most of them don't even have the range to get near EBG
or use shield and reverse to create an impenetrable shield that reverses all of his attacks for a good couple seconds.
Not only do they long stun him long before any if this stuff is used but even then they just outlast the duration and one shot him afterwards
There are just too many combos to handle and we are already restricting standard equipment in one shot gloves which I'm not even sure I'd allowed.
Please tell me which of these combos can be pulled off before EBG just stuns them...slap is using multiple gloves here to do different things while EBG just needs to do one action
Putting the fight on a planet with the properties of a no one shot server is like putting Superman against Shazam but the fight takes place on a planet of kryptonite
Yeah but instead of shazam it's more like someone much much weaker like Muhammad ali cause like...if we're trying to make a match here in a way that makes it so this actually gets added then like saying "oh yeah slap can just time stop and transmutate him GG!!" is a blatant stomp if I'm being honest

Ofc if nobody cares to add this thread as a win for either profile then sure we can have slap stomp and end the thread
 
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Killstreal only needs ten kills. And slap would know tk keep his distance
Haven't we already established that EBGs spells far out range slap? If he's far enough to where those spells can't reach him then how is he going to attack from that distance?

Teleport towards him? Now he's in range and we're back at square one
 
I doubt EBG would look at the funny looking rock just transmutating his stuff and think..."let me touch it!"

Funnily enough if slap sits there for like 12 hours then by SBA this is a self incon

How?

Unless there's tangible evidence suggesting that slaps buff are potent enough to where they can allow him to tank stuff that one shots things 5x greater than his value these buffs are irrelevant

Also he's doing this while EBG is using a stun so...

Gets stunned immediately

Slap gets stunned first

Forgot but how does Rob work again?

Gets stunned and one shorted before he gets the chance too

Ah yes, we're gonna assume the avatars are going to kill EBG through mid regen, immortality type 2 and several healing spells

Most of them don't even have the range to get near EBG

Not only do they long stun him long before any if this stuff is used but even then they just outlast the duration and one shot him afterwards

Please tell me which of these combos can be pulled off before EBG just stuns them...slap is using multiple gloves here to do different things while EBG just needs to do one action

Yeah but instead of shazam it's more like someone much much weaker like Muhammad ali cause like...if we're trying to make a match here in a way that makes it so this actually gets added then like saying "oh yeah slap can just time stop and transmutate him GG!!" is a blatant stomp if I'm being honest

Ofc if nobody cares to add this thread as a win for either profile then sure we can have slap stomp and end the thread
Literally all you're time stop stuns at encountered by killstreajs soul bank.
 
Ok then

So basically it gets outranged

There's a very big difference between standard ragdoll and literally getting pulled by an invisible force
Oh no, if only John slap had a globe that turns him into an unmoveable rock, while also causing those who try to pull in front of him to the rock instantly
 
There's a very big difference between standard ragdoll and literally getting pulled by an invisible force
ALL gloves inflict paralysis inducement via slapping, and anything that ragdolls is paralysis inducement.
When they're ragdolled, they're stunned. Schlob would make John's combos useless.
 
ALL gloves inflict paralysis inducement via slapping, and anything that ragdolls is paralysis inducement.
When they're ragdolled, they're stunned. Schlob would make John's combos useless.
John slap can still use abilites under the affect of telekeniss because psycho exists
 
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