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Hazbin Hotel Discussion Thread

Didnt Viv say the only thing that could kill him was another seraphim or higher thing? I dont think standard angelic steel works, she might have changed that tho
I can find people talking about that, but not the actual source.

Even if so, it's still stupid that an archangel is equalized by... a type of metal.
 
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Bro adopted the meme I sent in PMs
 
Why the hell would Alastor downscale in speed? If anything he should upscale, he was hit precisely zero times except the blinding light attack (which he was in uncomfortable position to dodge from i. e. floating in the air, and STILL blocked). He was only blitzed in weakened form.
Casual. Adam.

Also, again, why would Alastor BLOCK when his two feet were planted on the ground(I rewatched the scene) if he wasn't slower?
 
Angry. He was angry the entire fight. I’m so fed up with “holding back”, “casual”, “not even trying” bullcrap.

Also two can play this game: Alastor was also casual because I can make the stuff up as conveniently as I want to!
Also, again, why would Alastor BLOCK when his two feet were planted on the ground(I rewatched the scene) if he wasn't slower?
He was floating in the air via tentacles, he got on the ground because his magic was disabled.
 
We SAW an Angry Adam, against Lucifer. He was clearly NOT angry at Al, moreso annoyed.
Non-sequitir: him being angry against Lucifer does not contradict the fact that he was against Alastor too. That… quite literally does not follow from another.
 
We both can see the clear difference in agression and performance, Adam goes from failing to tag Alastor to literally catching and even slightly overpowering a shapeshifting Lucifer
Except Lucifer himself is unserious. And unlike your claims, there is not a single angry expression at his face and he jokes about him losing both wives. When he gets actually angry cuz of Charlie, he proceeds to blitz him.
Also you’re acting as if Alastor has huge anti-feats against Lucifer, which I believe is not the case?
 
Angry. He was angry the entire fight. I’m so fed up with “holding back”, “casual”, “not even trying” bullcrap.
We see how Adam fights when he is serious. Insert every other argument here, because we've done this a billion times.
He was floating in the air via tentacles, he got on the ground because his magic was disabled.
I guess Adam's sheer AURA can disable Alastor's magic, because he was in a braced pose when the camera cuts to him. Not a "Oh shit I just fell" pose. Let's say he was floating for the hell of it, all he has to do to dodge is move in any of the four directions(He's faster, BTW), instead of put his cane out to block(He's faster, BTW)

Do we want to say Alastor is that derift of skill and the ability to read his opponent that he landed and let himself get hit? Or is it that he's that ******* stupid in combat? Should I start using that as an argument against him in versus threads?
 
Yeah ngl Lucifer was just aura-farming that entire 'fight'. To quote the actual top dog himself

"Don't forget, you're in MY HOUSE b*tch"

Dude was giving him an Omni-Man level treatment when he actually tried
 
We see how Adam fights when he is serious. Insert every other argument here, because we've done this a billion times.
And people have different fighting styles! He fought Charlie H2H, Alastor with axe, Lucifer with both dragging and lasers. I can be equally aggressive in boxing, with a knife, or a freaking mini-gun.
This doesn’t refute anything at ALL.
I guess his sheer AURA can disable Alastor's magic, because he was in a braced pose when the camera cuts to him. Not a "Oh sh*t I just fell" pose.
Magic works weirdly in fiction, you know? Also why would he just go back to the ground while he was pulling “I’m gonna wipe that grin off of your face”?
Let's say he was floating for the hell of it, all he has to do to dodge is move in any of the four directions(He's faster, BTW), instead of put his cane out to block(He's faster, BTW)
the blinding light attack (which he was in uncomfortable position to dodge from i. e. floating in the air, and STILL blocked).
When you meet a sudden flashlight bright, your first reaction would be blocking it with hands, not cosplaying Sans.
 
Are we genuinely arguing that Adam intentionally missed his attacks against Alastor?
I'm saying he was holding back his speed

Technically his spinning axe also proves he's at least somewhat faster.
And people have different fighting styles! He fought Charlie H2H, Alastor with axe, Lucifer with both dragging and lasers. I can be equally aggressive in boxing, with a knife, or a freaking mini-gun.
This doesn’t refute anything at ALL.
Notice how with Charlie, he wasn't doing beams at all. And notice how with Alastor, the moment he got serious, he attacked with a beam then melee, and NOTICE, how with LUCIFER, he was doing a mix of beams and melee!

Humm dee humm.
Magic works weirdly in fiction, you know? Also why would he just go back to the ground while he was pulling “I’m gonna wipe that grin off of your face”
AKA, Alastor is a room temperature IQ moron in your eyes. I will be remembering this for versus threads...
When you meet a sudden flashlight bright, your first reaction would be blocking it with hands, not cosplaying Sans.
yeah, hands, not spindly ass cane in a wide BLOCKING POSITION.

I want you to go outside and grab a long stick, and then look at the sun(not for a long time) and see what your body does first: move a single hand to cover your eyes, or shove that stick out towards the sun.

This doubles as a way to get you to touch grass.
 
I'm saying he was holding back his speed
Nice headcanon.
Technically his spinning axe also proves he's at least somewhat faster.
No? That’s the speed of his telekinesis.
Notice how with Charlie, he wasn't doing beams at all. And notice how with Alastor, the moment he got serious, he attacked with a beam then melee, and NOTICE, how with LUCIFER, he was doing a mix of beams and melee!

Humm dee humm.
And people have different fighting styles! He fought Charlie H2H, Alastor with axe, Lucifer with both dragging and lasers. I can be equally aggressive in boxing, with a knife, or a freaking mini-gun.
This doesn’t refute anything at ALL.
How about you stop going circular and actually address my argument?
AKA, Alastor is a room temperature IQ moron in your eyes. I will be remembering this for versus threads...
Non-sequitir. Try again.
yeah, hands, not spindly ass cane in a wide BLOCKING POSITION. & I want you to go outside and grab a long stick, and then look at the sun(not for a long time) and see what your body does first: move a single hand to cover your eyes, or shove that stick out towards the sun.
Because in case of light, guess what? It’s non-lethal! Analogy is an analogy, not a 1-to-1 exactly transformative thing.
The point is that while being blinded, you do not think coherently and try to block it rather than Sans-dodge it.
This doubles as a way to get you to touch grass.
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To be completely honest, I was confused with Adam having telekinesis for that, I still think it's just an animation thing.
 
I wonder if in you two’s heads he is like mega-sadistic-cunning manipulator who loves playing with victims and then like “ha gotchu I actually blitz you x8!”

If we are being realistic, if he were holding back and couldn’t tag, becoming annoyed/angry about it, he would’ve just blitzed outright right after that than keep “holding back” for the sake of Shion's agenda whatever reason you have headcanonned. He is just not that type of a character.
 
Nice headcanon.
Says Headcanon: the debator.
No? That’s the speed of his telekinesis.
Which really should be weapon control and still scale to Adam because he caught the damn thing--
How about you stop going circular and actually address my argument?
You mean what you're not even trying to do? You're first going to have to prove to me that an actively and visibly enraged Adam in the Lucifer fight is doing nothing different than an Adam who shows things other than Rage in the Alastor fight.

If you cannot do that, atop trying to get me to believe your headcanon that your potential man is stronger than he actually is. It's getting old.
Non-sequitir. Try again.
No, Orange, I'm dead serious: I will be using that Alastor will not dodge instant kill ranged attacks in versus threads. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Because in case of light, guess what? It’s non-lethal! Analogy is an analogy, not a 1-to-1 exactly transformative thing.
The point is that while being blinded, you do not think coherently and try to block it rather than Sans-dodge it.
So, Alastor, the man who has SEEN the fact Angels use holy light to do things, didn't see the big ******* charge up and think to dodge it? You're the one who used the light argument, not You're backpedaling and going "nuh uh he blocked it cause he knew it was lethal"

...So why did he not move five feet to the left or right? If he's thinking enough to know the light is lethal, why does he block it? You're arguing yourself into a corner
If you want to shove it where the sun don't shine go ahead, man.
 
Says Headcanon: the debator.
What.
Which really should be weapon control and still scale to Adam because he caught the damn thing--
Attack speed ≠ combat speed.
Also I don’t see how it even makes him faster than Al.
You mean what you're not even trying to do? You're first going to have to prove to me that an actively and visibly enraged Adam in the Lucifer fight is doing nothing different than an Adam who shows things other than Rage in the Alastor fight.
He is still serious and angry against Alastor. He has time to have some other emotions because it’s his first fight. With Lucifer it’s like 4th.
If you cannot do that, atop trying to get me to believe your headcanon that your potential man is stronger than he actually is. It's getting old.
Headcanon? Thing that happened on the screen?🫩
No, Orange, I'm dead serious: I will be using that Alastor will not dodge instant kill ranged attacks in versus threads. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Except it does not follow from my arguments. Hence non-sequitir.
So, Alastor, the man who has SEEN the fact Angels use holy light to do things
He didn’t? This was the first time a laser attack was even used (IIRC).
...So why did he not move five feet to the left or right? If he's thinking enough to know the light is lethal, why does he block it? You're arguing yourself into a corner
Because in case of light, guess what? It’s non-lethal! Analogy is an analogy, not a 1-to-1 exactly transformative thing.
The point is that while being blinded, you do not think coherently and try to block it rather than Sans-dodge it.
I’m convinced that you just are not reading my arguments at this point.
 
Alright you know what? As I said, two can play at this game!

Alastor was evidently holding back in the fight and not taking him seriously. He did not even pick up Angelic Weapons. He was always dodging melee, unlike in fight with Vox where he was actively teleporting and shapeshifting into a shadow, and since we know that a person cannot possibly have different fighting styles, and since teleporting/shapeshifting into a shadow >>> melee dodging, this further supports that he was holding back. He smiles the entire fight, laughs at him and openly declares himself tougher, even mocks and jokes about his cursing as “poetry” and that he is "next to die". He also refrained from some of his other abilities such as portals and explosion manipulation. And again, a person cannot possibly have different fighting styles as we all know. He also didn’t use his Demon Form until the very end, while with fodder sinners he did so in comic and episode 5. Given all that, it’s undeniable that Alastor didn’t take him remotely seriously at all!

How does your own medicine taste?
 
Would you like me to go get the frame where Adam is looking straight up, the same time you claim Lucifer """blitzed""" him? THAT is why I call you headcanon; the Debator. You're trying everything in your power to get whatever agenda you have through, even if it means saying shit that isn't true under any metric.
Except Lucifer himself is unserious. And unlike your claims, there is not a single angry expression at his face and he jokes about him losing both wives. When he gets actually angry cuz of Charlie, he proceeds to blitz him.
This isn't even something interpretation-based, you're straight up misinforming here.
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Clearly looking away from Lucifer, who is flying in front of where his legs are... which is not where his head is.

So, it's headcanon, you're misinforming people, or you're straight up lying, pick one.
Attack speed ≠ combat speed.
Also I don’t see how it even makes him faster than Al.
You missed the caught it part. Also this is where Alastor was thrusting a tentacle right into Adam's center mass.
He is still serious and angry against Alastor. He has time to have some other emotions because it’s his first fight. With Lucifer it’s like 4th.
He shows no signs of exhaustion mate. Like, the only time he shows signs of exhaustion is when he was beaten within an inch of his life.
Headcanon? Thing that happened on the screen?🫩
Like the above?

Or perhaps the frankly entirely interpretation-based concept that is basically this entire argument and it depends on the one you ask who scales to who and how.
Except it does not follow from my arguments. Hence non-sequitir.
Doesn't help you, man...
He didn’t? This was the first time a laser attack was even used (IIRC).
He had an entire song with Lucifer who was spamming creation and other holy light things. He knows Angels can do things with light.
I’m convinced that you just are not reading my arguments at this point.
Would you like me to screenshot the section I bolded?
Alright you know what? As I said, two can play at this game!

Alastor was evidently holding back in the fight and not taking him seriously. He did not even pick up Angelic Weapons. He was always dodging melee, unlike in fight with Vox where he was actively teleporting and shapeshifting into a shadow, and since we know that a person cannot possibly have different fighting styles, and since teleporting/shapeshifting into a shadow >>> melee dodging, this further supports that he was holding back. He smiles the entire fight, laughs at him and openly declares himself tougher, even mocks and jokes about his cursing as “poetry” and that he is "next to die". He also refrained from some of his other abilities such as portals and explosion manipulation. And again, a person cannot possibly have different fighting styles as we all know. He also didn’t use his Demon Form until the very end, while with fodder sinners he did so in comic and episode 5. Given all that, it’s undeniable that Alastor didn’t take him remotely seriously at all!

How does your own medicine taste?
Honestly, yeah, Alastor probably was being fairly casual with Adam himself, so scaling's even more muddied

Will be adding this to Al's standard tactics section, basically under Casual and Serious lol
 
Uh guys, I just understood why this bum thought he could hang with Adam

He was gone for 7 years, so he technically has never seen Adam do his job

Anyways, so we all agree Adam scales to Casual Lucifer in stats and Enraged Amped Lucifer in durability?
 
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