The Boss VS Lisa Lisa (0-0-0)

[AceOfSpaces3709]

I played the original Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater over a month ago (because I'm too broke for both the remake and a 9th Gen Console), and I thought this match-up would be interesting, since The Boss reminded me a lot of Lisa Lisa. Let's see where this goes.

Starting distance is 6.09 m

Speed is equalized

and Battle takes place in the white flower field (Where Naked Snake and the Boss fought)

The Boss scales to 23.55 Tons of TNT

Lisa Lisa scales to 12.05 Tons of TNT (She's 3x stronger than this)

The AP difference is roughly 1.95x

The Boss:
Lisa Lisa:
They get bombed by MiGs:

 

[McFriesGuy075]

Absurd MGS skill paired with the combat/reaction speed difference due to speed equal would turn the Boss into a walking death sentence for the opponent if it comes to CQC (though that would mean the match cant be added due to the Boss being slower)

 

[AThe1412]

Absurd MGS skill paired with the combat/reaction speed difference due to speed equal would turn the Boss into a walking death sentence for the opponent if it comes to CQC (though that would mean the match cant be added due to the Boss being slower)

Why not? That rule only applies to speed amps and Boss ain't got any. Also, Lisa Lisa dura neg on contact with Hamon.

 

[Chariot190]

Absurd MGS skill

The Boss is at the bottom of the skill chain tho

paired with the combat/reaction speed difference due to speed equal would turn the Boss into a walking death sentence for the opponent if it comes to CQC (though that would mean the match cant be added due to the Boss being slower)

The Boss actually wouldn't be able to CQC Lisa Lisa, touching her is basically suicide even if she'd manhandle her otherwise.

Why not? That rule only applies to speed amps and Boss ain't got any. Also, Lisa Lisa dura neg on contact with Hamon.

It applies to anything involving speed. Basically if the slower character somehow ends up blitzing the normally faster character, for WHATEVER reason, when normally it wouldn't do shit, throw it in the trash.

Ignoring outdated statistics on both accounts Lisa is more like 27t, The Boss is more like not that at all, the volgin calc is ass.
The fact they fight in a flower field is actually REALLY bad for the boss, each one of those flowers can channel hamon and moreover retain the charge, the boss legit won't be able to even move.
You're better off changing location to someplace Lisa can't just lowdiff instant nuke the field.

 

[Baken384]

The boss is hotter

 

[McFriesGuy075]

The Boss is at the bottom of the skill chain tho

Oh. Right.

I don't really know how Hamon works. Is that a melee or ranged thing? If she cant touch her then it comes down to if she'd decide to endlessly pelt her with the Patriot.

 

[Chariot190]

Oh. Right.

I don't really know how Hamon works. Is that a melee or ranged thing?

Both. hamon can be used to amp one's self. It can be used and channeled into things via physical contact like a punch or kick. Some things can channel hamon though, she for example can channel hamon into the ground like rock, if she does so, it's just a one way thing, or like metal like electricity. Some stuff can retain hamon though, mostly organic material like plants, animals, and liquids, can all channel hamon, and moreover the hamon can be retained within it and then released whenever.

 

[AThe1412]

So Lisa Lisa can basically turn the entire arena into a minefield. This is a stomp.

 

[McFriesGuy075]

Is the Boss really that underhaxed or is the profile seriously outdated?

 

[AThe1412]

Is the Boss really that underhaxed or is the profile seriously outdated?

What kind of hax do you expect her to have? She's just super skilled.

 

[McFriesGuy075]

What kind of hax do you expect her to have? She's just super skilled.

Well, I dont expect her to have much more hax then she already has by herself, but through equipment like the Patriot and the Davy Crockett she used.

 

[Chariot190]

Well, I dont expect her to have much more hax then she already has by herself, but through equipment like the Patriot and the Davy Crockett she used.

Dog, how tf is she gonna use the second one.

 

[McFriesGuy075]

Dog, how tf is she gonna use the second one.

Not here. I mean in general. BUT...