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"You can't get away with this" (Me vs Patrick Bateman) (1-6-0)

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(Hope it's not a stomp)
Rules:
  • AppleMaker is 10-A with Athletic speed and LS
  • Both parties have prior knowledge
  • AppleMaker have: m1 Garand, zippo lighter, firecrackers and metal pipe
  • Patrick Batemna have: Knives, Pistol and Chainsaw
  • Battle takes place in a park
  • Starting distance is 60 meters
  • No clear line of sight for anyone
Enhanced senses and gunshot gg: 1 (@MannyQ361)

Stealth mastery gg: 6 (@Arkansalter2); (@Da3ggman); (@Oiguana2701); (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer); (@Eden_Warlock99); (@Anonymous_Learner)

Inconclusive:
 
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Patrick has infinitely better stamina, voting him
 
Patrick has Stealth mastery. You don't. Going with Patrick.
To be fair, it's not that great and possibly could be countered by enhanced hearing (for example I potentially could hear his footsteps)
Stealth Mastery (He killed Paul Allen before Allen realized what was happening and approached Luis Carruthers without raising any suspicion)
 
To be fair, it's not that great and possibly could be countered by enhanced hearing (for example I potentially could hear his footsteps)
Ok but once you hear him then what? You don't have weapon mastery so the M1 Garand won't be much use to you and he has a lot better stamina than you do.
 
Fair point
he has a lot better stamina than you do.
It just becomes "who a lands a shot first" matchup. His weapon mastery on a profile due to variety of his arsenal, not by pure skill (That was the reason why he lost to Wednesday, lol)
Ok but once you hear him then what? You don't have weapon mastery so the M1 Garand won't be much use to you
 
It just becomes "who a lands a shot first" matchup. His weapon mastery on a profile due to variety of his arsenal, not by pure skill (That was the reason why he lost to Wednesday, lol)
Since Pat used guns before at least somewhat decently, Patrick should be the better shot.
 
Putting firecrackers around and throwing the zippo lighter when hearing Bateman's footsteps can maybe catch him in them. Then it would be best to follow up with some shots.
 
Putting firecrackers around and throwing the zippo lighter when hearing Bateman's footsteps can maybe catch him in them. Then it would be best to follow up with some shots.
Is that a vote for me?
 

I should let you know there's full-auto versions of the M1 Garand.

Also, I'd morally want you to win cause who the heck would morally, ethically or legally back a known serial killer...? 😐😂

In any case, you're dealing with an experienced (even if impulsive) serial killer, you might as well start preparing physically and mentally to ideally kill him in return or at least incapacitate him well enough that either you can escape and find ways to bring him to justice by alerting help or trap him in a place where he is incapable of escaping thus basically giving him an ad hoc life imprisonment in solitary confinement and potential eventual death since you're definitely not gonna provide him basic needs.

You're gonna need to take cover and concealment via good environmental usage (trees, rocks, fountains, kids' playground slides and other facilities and amenities, etc etc), set off the fireworks via the lighter either as a weapon or a distraction but do it in such a way that you can keep your location hidden, and keep a goddamn watch for any sensory stimuli that might clue you in to his location (visual, auditory, olfactory, tactile, etc), so you can get the first shot with your M1 Garand, which should be more powerful than his pistol.

(You could also build traps perhaps that involve sharpening the metal pipe to either use as a spear or a punji booby trap stick as well as firecracker firework ad hoc IEDs or mines or whatnot, but that may take too long and give away your location as well.)

If you fail in any of these, ESPECIALLY watching out for stimuli like visual and auditory cues like the chainsaw or pistol or just failing to watch/be aware of your surroundings 360 degrees 24/7, you would risk being shot, chainsawed or stabbed from behind.
 
^All this being said, Patrick with stealth is more likely to find and attack you first before you can make any pre-emptive moves so I think unfortunately he is more likely to win (since he'd also be planning a lot of stuff through unless he is in his crazy state), though I could go on an incon as well as to both of you dying eventually or even at the same time, but yeah he's still more likely to win, unless he messes up like using the chainsaw too early instead of sneaking up on you with the pistol and knives, which is unlikely.
 

I should let you know there's full-auto versions of the M1 Garand.

Also, I'd morally want you to win cause who the heck would morally, ethically or legally back a known serial killer...? 😐😂

In any case, you're dealing with an experienced (even if impulsive) serial killer, you might as well start preparing physically and mentally to ideally kill him in return or at least incapacitate him well enough that either you can escape and find ways to bring him to justice by alerting help or trap him in a place where he is incapable of escaping thus basically giving him an ad hoc life imprisonment in solitary confinement and potential eventual death since you're definitely not gonna provide him basic needs.

You're gonna need to take cover and concealment via good environmental usage (trees, rocks, fountains, kids' playground slides and other facilities and amenities, etc etc), set off the fireworks via the lighter either as a weapon or a distraction but do it in such a way that you can keep your location hidden, and keep a goddamn watch for any sensory stimuli that might clue you in to his location (visual, auditory, olfactory, tactile, etc), so you can get the first shot with your M1 Garand, which should be more powerful than his pistol.

(You could also build traps perhaps that involve sharpening the metal pipe to either use as a spear or a punji booby trap stick as well as firecracker firework ad hoc IEDs or mines or whatnot, but that may take too long and give away your location as well.)

If you fail in any of these, ESPECIALLY watching out for stimuli like visual and auditory cues like the chainsaw or pistol or just failing to watch/be aware of your surroundings 360 degrees 24/7, you would risk being shot, chainsawed or stabbed from behind.
Well, I don't have fireworks in that specific match, only firecrackers, since I thought fireworks would be useless in an open field location, it's not an C4 that have a long ahh timer that will explode eventually, they will detonate as soon as you set them off. While firecrackers could be thrown and used as a weapon or distracting stimuli. Also my main wincons are mostly based on my superior hearing, so I could find him earlier and use it for my advantage to explode/shoot him
 
Well, I don't have fireworks in that specific match, only firecrackers, since I thought fireworks would be useless in an open field location, it's not an C4 that have a long ahh timer that will explode eventually, they will detonate as soon as you set them off. While firecrackers could be thrown and used as a weapon or distracting stimuli. Also my main wincons are mostly based on my superior hearing, so I could find him earlier and use it for my advantage to explode/shoot him
Even with superior hearing you'd still need visual confirmation of where he is exactly, you can figure out which general direction he may be coming from at least but if he takes cover and shoots you without you being able to see him first you'd lose quickly (and perhaps he has means to quieten his footsteps or remove or mitigate the detectability/obviousness of cues that would give him away which would counter/negate your senses, though you could probably prepare that in advance yourself with stuff like sneakers and dark clothes to make yourself quieter and less visible).
 
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