Uzi vs Sans remake

[VIZION99]

Siding with Uzi FRA.

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[Diamond_Drone]

Sans' soul manipulation will obviously fail since Uzi is a literal robot, and I don't remember if Sans' telekinesis only affects the soul or just physical body, lemme know.

Sans' Soul Manipulation works on soulless beings, it's mentioned earlier in this thread and on Sans' profile. There was an attempt to give Sans Soul-based TK, but that was rejected here I think. If it didn't work, then he'd have dura neg and it'd be a stomp since he's 9-A.

The Gaster Blaster barrage can be dodged quite easily since it takes less than a second or longer for them to charge and fire.

Uzi doesn't have the skill or experience to even get past Sans' strongest attack, which would be especially difficult since Non-UT are accepted as having LV 1 Health and not LV 19 Health (and also being berserk). Frisk and Flowey needed to have the SAVE/LOAD system to get past Sans (with Flowey specifically needing whole RESETs), which Uzi doesn't have and the options she has for survival aren't as good.

The bone attacks might be a bit tricky, and it can certainly kill Uzi if it impaled through the core, however I am not sure if the bones CAN penetrate Uzi's body at all. We have seen Cyn fought Nori who was just a mutated core, and Nori tanked Cyn's attack, and Nori survived falling back into the atmosphere while burning up.

With durability negation and Blue Attacks, which Uzi has no experience with.

Now as for Uzi, her solver can straight up do the same thing to Sans as Sans did to Frisk (throwing Frisk around against the box). And her biggest win condition is blowing Sans' head off like in Episode 4, or when Doll tore off a drone's arm off, snapped a drone's head and crushed it down in an instant, and blew up this poor bystander with a snap of a finger.

Any melee attacks are useless as Sans just dodges. Ranged attacks require proof that it's in-character for her to open with repeatedly and immediately, meaning that she doesn't waste time talking or something.

Both characters have shown to attack with hand and arm gestures, and since both are set to equal speed and Uzi's in berserk mode, it is safe to say that Uzi would likely win due to having better survivability via regeneration and tougher body.

That was the argument for Uzi's side in the original thread mentioned in the OP.

It didn't work.

I don't think Sans' Karma can negate her durability since Uzi has no "veins" unless all his attacks are durability negation somehow.

I'm pretty sure it's not literally running through the veins, considering lines like "feeling the weight of your sins of your back" which... y' know, describes a non-physical thing having an effect on you. Also Karma is literally Sans' reason for having Dura Neg, so if he doesn't have it then this fight is complete stomp.

 

[Delusionaltx2]

Voting sans because uzi likely gets melted by kr and danmaku

Edit: this is me realizing I forgot to vote

 

[VIZION99]

Voting sans because uzi likely gets melted by kr and danmaku

Edit: this is me realizing I forgot to vote

Uzi's force fields can block attacks.

 

[Catbowtie]

Sans' attacks are intangible.

 

[Delusionaltx2]

Uzi's force fields can block attacks.

His blue attacks are intangible

 

[VIZION99]

Sans' attacks are intangible.

only his blue attacks are.

 

[VIZION99]

His blue attacks are intangible

Uzi stands still to avoid them.

 

[Catbowtie]

Okay now justify why Uzi does a force field as a starting move rather than your proposed starting move of explosion manipulation, because if Uzi doesn't start with a force field, Karma kills Uzi in less than a second

 

[Reploidnoridomix]

I think sans take this though

 

[Diamond_Drone]

Uzi stands still to avoid them.

How would she know that? We at least had Doggo to teach how blue attacks work (by being blind), but Uzi is jumping straight to Sans' fight here. She's not gonna have experience or the robot equivilant of muscle memory with attacks she has to stand still for.

EDIT: I forgot that Uzi had prior knowledge, that doesn't help if she doesn't have the muscle memory necessary to dodge attacks at comparable speeds to her but it is something I suppose?

 

[Delusionaltx2]

Uzi stands still to avoid them.

That assumes uzi knows about them? Also I remember bringing this up but sans tends to combine this with other attacks that force her to move

 

[Delusionaltx2]

How would she know that? We at least had Doggo to teach how blue attacks work (by being blind), but Uzi is jumping straight to Sans' fight here. She's not gonna have experience or the robot equivilant of muscle memory with attacks she has to stand still for.

EDIT: I forgot that Uzi had prior knowledge, that doesn't help if she doesn't have the muscle memory necessary to dodge attacks at comparable speeds to her but it is something I suppose?

Actually gaster blasters are accepted to move fast enough to where those comparable in reactions to sans normal attacks have to aim dodge to react to them.

So yeah even if she somehow gets pass bone spam (very unlikely) Uzi has no feats suggesting he can repeatedly aim dodge blaster spam from multiple directions at the same time

 

[VIZION99]

Actually gaster blasters are accepted to move fast enough to where those comparable in reactions to sans normal attacks have to aim dodge to react to them.

So yeah even if she somehow gets pass bone spam (very unlikely) Uzi has no feats suggesting he can repeatedly aim dodge blaster spam from multiple directions at the same time

She has Genius Intelligence, material arts, Instinctive Action, flight, acrobatics, and force field.

Also, uzi using explosion manipulation to kill Sans would be faster than Sans spamming faster blasters.

 

[VIZION99]

How would she know that? We at least had Doggo to teach how blue attacks work (by being blind), but Uzi is jumping straight to Sans' fight here. She's not gonna have experience or the robot equivilant of muscle memory with attacks she has to stand still for.

EDIT: I forgot that Uzi had prior knowledge, that doesn't help if she doesn't have the muscle memory necessary to dodge attacks at comparable speeds to her but it is something I suppose?

She can react to lasers.

 

[VIZION99]

Okay now justify why Uzi does a force field as a starting move rather than your proposed starting move of explosion manipulation, because if Uzi doesn't start with a force field, Karma kills Uzi in less than a second

Uzi using explosion manipulation to kill Sans would be faster than Sans summoning attacks to hit Uzi because Uzi has immorality and regeneration while explosion manipulation insanity kills Sans,.

 

[Reploidnoridomix]

Uzi using explosion manipulation to kill Sans would be faster than Sans summoning attacks to hit Uzi because Uzi has immorality and regeneration while explosion manipulation insanity kills Sans,.

Regen and immo doesn’t matter though, as said sans can kill souless thing which mean karma also affect them

 

[VIZION99]

Regen and immo doesn’t matter though, as said sans can kill souless thing which mean karma also affect them

karma is just poison damage which is very different from immorality negation/regeneration negation

 

[VIZION99]

Sans' Soul Manipulation works on soulless beings, it's mentioned earlier in this thread and on Sans' profile. There was an attempt to give Sans Soul-based TK, but that was rejected here I think. If it didn't work, then he'd have dura neg and it'd be a stomp since he's 9-A.

Sans's profile never said anything about soul manipulation working on soulless beings, it just mention his durability negation affected soulless beings.

Also, using soul manipulation on a soulless being is physically impossible.

 

[DaReaperMan]

She has Genius Intelligence, material arts, Instinctive Action, flight, acrobatics, and force field.

Doesn't help, doesn't help, would need proof of helping against beams as big as she is that BLITZ HER, doesn't help in this case, and isn't proven to spam

Also, uzi using explosion manipulation to kill Sans would be faster than Sans spamming faster blasters.

remember, even if Uzi won it's a different match than the last one, so it wouldn't override it.

 

[DaReaperMan]

karma is just poison damage which is very different from immorality negation/regeneration negation

Karma is poison damage that kills in less than a second, remember?

 

[VIZION99]

Karma is poison damage that kills in less than a second, remember?

Regeneration would slow out down the karma draining her hp which gives Uzi extra time to use absolve solver on Sans.

 

[Delusionaltx2]

She has Genius Intelligence, material arts, Instinctive Action,

Near useless without showings of skill feats

flight, acrobatics

Exactly what suggests this will help her against danmaku? Is her flight shown to be that mobile? Does it scale above her combat speed? Is she some acrobatic god?

, and force field.

Again... intangible attacks

Also, uzi using explosion manipulation to kill Sans would be faster than Sans spamming faster blasters.

Does she lead with this? What stops sans from just avoiding it with IA + teleportation?

Also gaster blasters + bone spam danmaku can kill her extremely f*** quickly while tk slaming her around constantly disorients her, preventing her from using it (edit: the last part about tk slamming her around won't work since she has flight but it still doesn't change the fact she dies instantly)

 

[ArKane1011]

If Uzi knows what Sans' abilities are like, I don't think she'd stay on the ground or try to scale a wall, because she'd know that bones could instantly pop out from there at any time. She'd probably try to stay in the air because of that.

I still don't see how Uzi could survive Sans' attacks tho. Even if Uzi flies, Sans' abilities don't rely on the opponent being on the ground. And he could force her back down with gravity manip anyway. About Uzi's forcefield, based on what I've seen, she has only stopped a single object with it, never multiple at once. Same with her transmutation. And Sans is definitely gonna throw a whole barrage of bones and Gaster Blasters at her. Her acrobatics don't seem that great either (she did a backflip once?). And if we're assuming she only has 20HP, then yeah, it seems like she's gonna die before she can even regenerate because of Karma.

About Uzi's explosion ability, it doesn't seem like she instantly makes people explode. It looks more like she created a projectile on that one guy's head, which made the head explode shortly after. If Sans can dodge things in his sleep, I think he can dodge something like this as well. And it takes a few seconds to activate anyway, which honestly might be enough time for Sans to finish her.

The only way I can see Uzi winning is by evading Sans' attacks until he gets tired. Sans will then use his special attack, fall asleep, and then Uzi might be able to kill him the exact same way Frisk did. But I doubt she'll survive that long, since, again, she only has 20HP, and it doesn't seem like she's ever fought someone like Sans before either.

Voting Sans for now.

Regeneration would slow out down the karma draining her hp which gives Uzi extra time to use absolve solver on Sans.

The regeneration doesn't begin instantly tho. It looks more like the robots first take damage and then, after a few seconds, regenerate.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Regeneration would slow out down the karma draining her hp which gives Uzi extra time to use absolve solver on Sans.

The slow ass regen would do jack shit here lmfao

like, if it was instant regen, you might have a tiny point, but it ain't in the slightest.

 

[VIZION99]

Near useless without showings of skill feats

Exactly what suggests this will help her against danmaku? Is her flight shown to be that mobile? Does it scale above her combat speed? Is she some acrobatic god?

Again... intangible attacks

Does she lead with this? What stops sans from just avoiding it with IA + teleportation?

Also gaster blasters + bone spam danmaku can kill her extremely f*** quickly while tk slaming her around constantly disorients her, preventing her from using it (edit: the last part about tk slamming her around won't work since she has flight but it still doesn't change the fact she dies instantly)

She uses force fields to block the normal attacks and stands still to avoid blue attacks. It's clear you have no read Sans's profile which mentions that his blue attacks are intangible but not his normal ones.

 

[VIZION99]

The slow ass regen would do jack shit here lmfao

like, if it was instant regen, you might have a tiny point, but it ain't in the slightest.

Can immorality type 2 allow her to live longer?

 

[DaReaperMan]

She uses force fields to block the normal attacks and stands still to avoid blue attacks. It's clear you have no read Sans's profile which mentions that his blue attacks are intangible but not his normal ones.

Prove she spams forcefields. You haven't yet, especially a berserk Uzi with little to no brains in her.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Can immorality type 2 allow her to live longer?

Wouldn't help in this case, because Uzi's type 2 isn't all that good.

 

[VIZION99]

Prove she spams forcefields. You haven't yet, especially a berserk Uzi with little to no brains in her.

Whenever a projectile movs towards her, it triggers her instinctive action which leads to her moving her arm up which causes the absolute solver to counter the projectile.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Whenever a projectile movs towards her, it triggers her instinctive action which leads to her moving her arm up which causes the absolute solver to counter the projectile.

ah, a DIRECTIONAL BARRIER. This will surely help against multi-directional danmaku!

This is sarcasm, by the way. This just gets Uzi killed.

 

[VIZION99]

ah, a DIRECTIONAL BARRIER. This will surely help against multi-directional danmaku!

This is sarcasm, by the way. This just gets Uzi killed.

So you are very certain that Sans' danmaku is faster than Uzi's absolute solver?

 

[DaReaperMan]

So you are very certain that Sans' danmaku is faster than Uzi's absolute solver?

I am very certain that 4 directions beats two directions max, yes.

 

[GlaceonGamez471]

Bone Man FRA

 

[DaReaperMan]

Grace

 

[VIZION99]

I am very certain that 4 directions beats two directions max, yes.

If speed is unequal, would the results of the fight be the same?

 

[Catbowtie]

Bro Uzi would blitz

 

[VIZION99]

Bro Uzi would blitz

So basically
If speed is equal, Sans wins.
and if Speed is unequal, Uzi stomps?

 

[DaReaperMan]

So basically
If speed is equal, Sans wins.
and if Speed is unequal, Uzi stomps?

Yeah? The **** is a Massively Hypersonic going to do to a ******* MFTL lol

 

[Mythic381]

So basically
If speed is equal, Sans wins.
and if Speed is unequal, Uzi stomps?

Sir, Uzi is like MFTL, Sans ain't even going to hit her once.