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Postal Dude Gets Buffed | Postal Dude Revision

Uradial50

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Introduction:
I will be going into many of Abilities & Haxs, And his Resistance
So, I think This should be added to postal dude profile?

Abilities & Hax:
Starting with his Reality Warping, Pocket Reality Manipulation, Subjective Reality, & Summoning Hax:
* After Postal Dude attempted suicide, the bullet in his head triggers the hallucinations from his mind, they manifest into reality afterwards. This supports The Fact of The other dude blatantly coming out of Postal dudes dreams, and managed to exist. Btw The Other Dude Exist in postal 3, which postal 3 is stated to be a dream. He also brings the simulations into reality. This would likely mean he can bring his weapons from his dreams specifically The Weapons & Npcs from postal brain damage, Including cursed Npcs like Cursed Gary colemans, HellHounds, Etc.
What makes it this consistent is that everyone like the npcs can interact and see these npcs who were from postal dude thoughts and dreams like the cursed gary colemans, the other dude. (Question: How can postal dude control it? Answer: Simple, Postal Dude can control it with The Power Infused Gary Book. Which gives him the ability to control his subjective reality, so it won't happened randomly.)

* Postal Dude created a fake hell from his vision through his subjective reality.
Durability Negation & Non-Physical Interaction Hax:
* Postal Dude Kills Literal Hallucinations.
* Postal Dude With minigame cartridge, he killed Kroutchy, and was able to kill larry the ghost. (By the way, Larry the ghost cannot be interacted by the postal dude)

Immortality 2, 3 (Type Mid-Low, High), 4 & 8, Time Manipulation & Acausality (Type 1) Hax:
* Postal Dude Can survive multiple levels inside his brain
* Postal Dude is capable of healing himself with healing items like crackpipe from fatal wounds caused by Bullets, Explosions & Etc.
* The Saves are actually acknowledged in the series, as there are multiple voicelines mentioning the save files. Such as this this... and more.
However, Him resurrecting actually regenerates his body from an earth explosion which is considered as high type.
Wish Manipulation Hax (Or Simply Reality Warping) & Fire Manipulation & Size Manipulation:
Time Stop Hax: (Limited)
* Postal Dude can stop time with nailbiter, I already explained why it would be used?
Summoning & Magic Hax:
* Postal Dude With power infused gary coleman book.
Body Control Hax:
* Postal Dude With the box launcher
Holy Manipulation Hax:
* In Brain Damage, Postal Dude is capable of using holy grenades.
Fire Manipulation, Ice Manipulation & Mind Manipulation Hax:
* Postal Dude can turn his piss into literal fire projectiles, Postal Dude can turn his piss into literal Ice Projectiles. Postal Dude can turn his piss into a projectile of where it confuses the enemy mind.
Homing Attack Hax:
* Postal Dude can turn on "aimbot" which the bullets can focus on the enemy's body parts with Not-So-Smart MK420, Postal Dude can shoot a projectile on a enemy which the bullets from Gun goes BRR focuses on it, Postal Dude can use rocket cameras to control the controls from his rocket launcher.
Electricity Manipulation:
* Postal Dude can use Brain ****** 9000, Which shoots a beam of eletricity.
Time Manipulation Hax:
* Postal Dude can use Quickpills, Which is capable of slowing down time.
Resistance:
Time Manipulation:
* Postal Dude has been physically shown to be immune by time with his dream form, Like the Quickpills doing nothing to him as it was stated and the Nailbiter time-stop bubble doing nothing to him. (may work in his base form when assuming he can become himself being as himself from postal brain damage with subjective reality)
Madness Manipulation, Corruption, and Mind Manipulation:
* In the original Postal, he was immune to the mind altering gas dispensed by the military that was apparently turning everyone else evil. Is unaffected by paradise going mad and insane.
Fire Manipulation:
* With leprechauns, He can be unaffected by fire.
Electricity Manipulation:
* Casually walks on power lines, which range from 155,000 volts to 765,000
 
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Can this give Postal Dude possibly Mid Regeneration and Immortality Type 3? since he can heal himself from damage and his head being full of bullets
 
Can you try to get new scans like the Tik Tok one? Im working on a blog post that updates Postal Dude's page and adds the abilities, but the site wont let me save the page because "I have tried to insert disallowed external links" @Uradial50
 
Can you try to get new scans like the Tik Tok one? Im working on a blog post that updates Postal Dude's page and adds the abilities, but the site wont let me save the page because "I have tried to insert disallowed external links" @Uradial50
The Tiktok scan is already enough for postal 2
 
Can this give Postal Dude possibly Mid Regeneration and Immortality Type 3? since he can heal himself from damage and his head being full of bullets
Vsbattle doesn't treat healing as regeneration
Technically it should be Type 2 Immortality and Low-Mid Healing, maybe Mid? Don't know if there is any acknowledgement of Dude's brain getting blasted in-game (Like Text, Cutscenes or Voice clips), also yeah Healing uses the same types as Regeneration as stated in it's summary.

As for the rest of the things, I think I only disagree with Fire Resistance? Simple because Resistances should be mostly passive and not require active use of an ability unless it's like Willpower or something. Though this is just what I think based on my time here in this community.
 
Technically it should be Type 2 Immortality and Low-Mid Healing, maybe Mid? Don't know if there is any acknowledgement of Dude's brain getting blasted in-game (Like Text, Cutscenes or Voice clips), also yeah Healing uses the same types as Regeneration as stated in it's summary.

As for the rest of the things, I think I only disagree with Fire Resistance? Simple because Resistances should be mostly passive and not require active use of an ability unless it's like Willpower or something. Though this is just what I think based on my time here in this community.
I guess Low-Mid, possibly Mid can work then? Also, do you think the so far, the P&A section in the sandbox looks good? like, are the explanations good enough for VSBW standards and do you think it will get accepted?
 
Technically it should be Type 2 Immortality and Low-Mid Healing, maybe Mid? Don't know if there is any acknowledgement of Dude's brain getting blasted in-game (Like Text, Cutscenes or Voice clips), also yeah Healing uses the same types as Regeneration as stated in it's summary.

As for the rest of the things, I think I only disagree with Fire Resistance? Simple because Resistances should be mostly passive and not require active use of an ability unless it's like Willpower or something. Though this is just what I think based on my time here in this community.
He shot himself in the head at the ending of postal 2, and he came back in the hospital short after. However he can't heal himself from brain damage sadly.
Okay I guess that would work then (ima do that rn)

We have users being resistance to something with items? so why not use an ability.
 
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Not really sure how this implies that the Dude sealed them (especially when this is the only case of such a thing occurring), and really it seems more like it's making a joke about how not even the manifested entities within his nightmares know where they are nor that they want to be there.
Immortality 2, 3 (Low-Mid)
* Postal Dude Can survive multiple bullets before dying or without healing
* Postal Dude is capable of healing himself with healing items like crackpipe from fatal wounds caused by Bullets, Explosions & Etc.
Him being able to tank multiple gunshots is just stamina as he's able to die to said bullet wounds, and the Healing type should be Mid-Low instead of Low-Mid since we typically treat healing from bullet and explosion-related wounds to be Mid-Low unless we have concrete evidence that they hit a vital area like an organ (and before you bring up him being able to tank headshots in-game, it's literally a major plot point that the Dude was hospitalized by and suffered brain damage from a bullet to his head).
The description of that video acknowledges the trick as a glitch.
Transmutation Hax:
* Postal Dude With the box launcher
That looks more like Body Puppetry than Transmutation.
Neither of these have much to do with Soul Manipulation, and if anything the first feat seems to be more related to Unholy Manipulation, although it might not be that either as the ***** getting transformed could've been a byproduct of the constant milk amps from Mike J. (as they already were increasing her size and strength), and Champ getting transformed was because of the radiation polluting Paradise, not anything within the Hell Hole.
This isn't Fire Resistance, it's just Water Manipulation.
 
Not really sure how this implies that the Dude sealed them (especially when this is the only case of such a thing occurring), and really it seems more like it's making a joke about how not even the manifested entities within his nightmares know where they are nor that they want to be there.

Him being able to tank multiple gunshots is just stamina as he's able to die to said bullet wounds, and the Healing type should be Mid-Low instead of Low-Mid since we typically treat healing from bullet and explosion-related wounds to be Mid-Low unless we have concrete evidence that they hit a vital area like an organ (and before you bring up him being able to tank headshots in-game, it's literally a major plot point that the Dude was hospitalized by and suffered brain damage from a bullet to his head).

The description of that video acknowledges the trick as a glitch.

That looks more like Body Puppetry than Transmutation.

Neither of these have much to do with Soul Manipulation, and if anything the first feat seems to be more related to Unholy Manipulation, although it might not be that either as the ***** getting transformed could've been a byproduct of the constant milk amps from Mike J. (as they already were increasing her size and strength), and Champ getting transformed was because of the radiation polluting Paradise, not anything within the Hell Hole.

This isn't Fire Resistance, it's just Water Manipulation.
1. Its a Possibility but sure fair
2. Fair but There are other feats that should grand him immortality 2 like his brain being damaged brutally by other levels in postal BD.
3. I am quite iffy on that but I guess you could be right because whenever he saves like numerous times, I suppose it triggers the glitch for the shotgun bullets being multiplied?
4. fair
5. fair
6. Actually I should've used the leprechaun instead, Since he is shown to be immune by the effects of fire in that state.
 
Here's a quick guide

Content Moderators can't approve stuff, it's Discussion Mods who can. Bureaucrats also technically can but shouldn't be bothered.

I'll get to this later. Got food now. Commenting to watch in case it gets bumped.
 
* After Postal Dude attempted suicide, the bullet in his head triggers the hallucinations from his mind, they manifest into reality afterwards. This supports The Fact of The other dude blatantly coming out of Postal dudes dreams, and managed to exist. Btw The Other Dude Exist in postal 3, which postal 3 is stated to be a dream. He also brings the simulations into reality. This would likely mean he can bring his weapons from his dreams specifically The Weapons & Npcs from postal brain damage, Including cursed Npcs like Cursed Gary colemans, HellHounds, Etc.
What makes it this consistent is that everyone like the npcs can interact and see these npcs who were from postal dude thoughts and dreams like the cursed gary colemans, the other dude. (Question: How can postal dude control it? Answer: Simple, Postal Dude can control it with The Power Infused Gary Book. Which gives him the ability to control his subjective reality, so it won't happened randomly.)
* Postal Dude created a fake hell from his vision through his subjective reality.
What makes this difficult to defend as being absolutely the case is that we are the guy having the hallucinations, without some form of outward confirmation that these things are happening, it can pretty easily still be all hallucinations, up to and including the perceived actions of NPCs. I'm sorry to return a dissatisfying result immediately, but I would count myself as opposed to this without something more explicit, like perhaps a supporting WoG statement on the matter.

Durability Negation & Non-Physical Interaction Hax:
Killing hallucinations isn't much, since he's the one hallucinating. Taking the other two at face value, yeah, the voodoo magic thing he's got going on would be both NPI and Durability Negation. I agree with the second justification.

Immortality 2, 3 (Type Mid-Low, High), 4 & 8, Time Manipulation & Acausality (Type 1) Hax:
However, Him resurrecting actually regenerates his body from an earth explosion which is considered as high type.
I think the first one is largely a stylistic choice?

I would agree with Immortality (Type 2) on a limited basis, he survived a gunshot to the head after all, so it does take more than the normal human amount of brain trauma to kill him. Healing wouldn't give Immortality (Type 3), that's strictly Regen, as Healing isn't innate to him. His healing would be Low-Mid at the very worst.

I don't know what you mean to imply with the saves thing. That just reads like Fourth Wall Awareness. Whatever abilities you might ascribe to saving, he also isn't the one doing it, and chastises the player for doing so.

I don't think the last one would be Acausality, rather he just returns to life. I'd sign off on Immortality (Type 4), funnily enough. He does straight up resurrect there. I will say that given the head wound thing recurring, this is still definitely intended just as a gag feat, but, I reckon it's solid enough in a verse of gag feats. Some wounds stick for some reason. Probably means it is very inconsistent for actual use in combat, sometimes he might just die, some wounds are permanent.

Wish Manipulation Hax (Or Simply Reality Warping) & Fire Manipulation & Size Manipulation:

(We don't have Wish Manipulation as an ability)

It is Reality Warping, albeit on a limited scale. The leprechaun seems to actively misinterpret his abilities. He can call upon it actively though, so. I'll allow it as a one-time thing.

Does wishing for infinite wishes give him infinite wishes, or just transform him into a leprechaun? If it doesn't (the video doesn't show it), then I would disagree with this being an infinite thing.

For the things "gained" by his wishing, may as well throw in Summoning for the uh... "hot *******".

Time Stop Hax: (Limited)
* Postal Dude can stop time with nailbiter, I already explained why it would be used?
This seems to come from the brain damage one. Going with no.

Summoning & Magic Hax:
* Postal Dude With power infused gary coleman book.
not really hax in the traditional sense
But, yeah. Summoning and Magic. Sure.

Body Control Hax:
* Postal Dude With the box launcher
Humorous, but I must point out that this would be Body Puppetry, not Body Control.

See previous objection to the Brain Damage content.

Fire Manipulation, Ice Manipulation & Mind Manipulation Hax:
* Postal Dude can turn his piss into literal fire projectiles, Postal Dude can turn his piss into literal Ice Projectiles. Postal Dude can turn his piss into a projectile of where it confuses the enemy mind.
Are these also Brain Damage exclusives? If so, then they'd be rejected with the others.

Brain Damaged content. Looking into it, your handgun in the other games (e.g., non-hallucinations/imaginary) do not share this trait.

Electricity Manipulation:
* Postal Dude can use Brain ****** 9000, Which shoots a beam of eletricity.
Time Manipulation Hax:
* Postal Dude can use Quickpills, Which is capable of slowing down time.
See previous comments.

Resistance:
Time Manipulation:
* Postal Dude has been physically shown to be immune by time with his dream form, Like the Quickpills doing nothing to him as it was stated and the Nailbiter time-stop bubble doing nothing to him. (may work in his base form when assuming he can become himself being as himself from postal brain damage with subjective reality)
Madness Manipulation, Corruption, and Mind Manipulation:
* In the original Postal, he was immune to the mind altering gas dispensed by the military that was apparently turning everyone else evil. Is unaffected by paradise going mad and insane.
Fire Manipulation:
* With leprechauns, He can be unaffected by fire.
Electricity Manipulation:
* Casually walks on power lines, which range from 155,000 volts to 765,000
I disagree with Time Manip based on it being from his dreamscape.

The second one feels like it lacks context?

I can agree to Fire Manip on a limited basis. He also can't exactly control what he gets out of the Leprechaun.

Power lines are insulated. They aren't shocking him there.
 
So TL;DR:

I agree with:
  • Durability Negation and Non-Physical Interaction
  • Limited Immortality (Types 2 and 4)
  • Limited Reality Warping, Fire Manipulation, Size Manipulation, and Summoning
  • Magic
  • Body Puppetry
  • Resistance to Fire Manipulation
A few more are contentious, but this is what I agree to right now.
 
What makes this difficult to defend as being absolutely the case is that we are the guy having the hallucinations, without some form of outward confirmation that these things are happening, it can pretty easily still be all hallucinations, up to and including the perceived actions of NPCs. I'm sorry to return a dissatisfying result immediately, but I would count myself as opposed to this without something more explicit, like perhaps a supporting WoG statement on the matter.
Like i said again, People in the real world (In postal 2) quite acknowledge and interact with the hallucinations (Like cursed gary colemans, and the other dude) and it can even be controlled by the postal dude rather than happening randomly thanks to the power infused gary coleman's autobiography book.
 
Killing hallucinations isn't much, since he's the one hallucinating. Taking the other two at face value, yeah, the voodoo magic thing he's got going on would be both NPI and Durability Negation. I agree with the second justification.
Like i said AGAIN in the first response, these hallucinations should be arguably manifested into reality since it can be interacted by real people. Thus, it counts for him killing them.
 
I don't know what you mean to imply with the saves thing. That just reads like Fourth Wall Awareness. Whatever abilities you might ascribe to saving, he also isn't the one doing it, and chastises the player for doing so.

I don't think the last one would be Acausality, rather he just returns to life. I'd sign off on Immortality (Type 4), funnily enough. He does straight up resurrect there. I will say that given the head wound thing recurring, this is still definitely intended just as a gag feat, but, I reckon it's solid enough in a verse of gag feats. Some wounds stick for some reason. Probably means it is very inconsistent for actual use in combat, sometimes he might just die, some wounds are permanent.
1. Sure, It can be fourth wall awareness. However, it still adds the fact he acknowledges his deaths.
2. It should count as Acausality. Since, postal dude still has knowledge about his previous deaths. And Everyone doesn't even acknowledge it besides postal dude and the other dude.
In some circumstances, Postal dude can be regenerated back to complete HP or not before exploding the earth. Which still counts as regeneration regardless
3. The Save & Load should be qualified as Immortality Type 8 since postal dude is reliant on it to progress and live. which is always used in combat depending the situation.
 
It is Reality Warping, albeit on a limited scale. The leprechaun seems to actively misinterpret his abilities. He can call upon it actively though, so. I'll allow it as a one-time thing.

Does wishing for infinite wishes give him infinite wishes, or just transform him into a leprechaun? If it doesn't (the video doesn't show it), then I would disagree with this being an infinite thing.
1. Its clear that postal dude has be specific on his wishes because it worked when he wished to have an elephant ****, Also the wishes is actually more than one-time since he wished 3 and arguably endless if you count him saying the same wishes all over again.
2. Him wishing to have infinite wishes, Made him into leprechaun. Which is implying that he should have the same abilities as him? (also, regardless. him not wishing specifically will turn into smth related to his wish and saying "Postal dude is only small and a leprechaun hat" isn't even related to his wish. he said "I wished for infinite wishes" and so he turns into one)
 
See previous objection to the Brain Damage content.


Are these also Brain Damage exclusives? If so, then they'd be rejected with the others.


Brain Damaged content. Looking into it, your handgun in the other games (e.g., non-hallucinations/imaginary) do not share this trait.
if you can please read what i said about his subjective reality hax if you weren't paying attention, I quite mentioned he should have the BD weapons since he can manifest objects or a person into reality aka the other dude from his dreams since the other dude exist in postal 3 which is confirmed to be a DREAM.
 
The second one feels like it lacks context?
if you watched the whole video from the first scan, he confirms that he is somehow immune to the infection that was caused in postal 1 which causes them to go crazy.
I may forgot to put another scan in the 2nd part but i might do it later
 
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Like i said again, People in the real world (In postal 2) quite acknowledge and interact with the hallucinations (Like cursed gary colemans, and the other dude) and it can even be controlled by the postal dude rather than happening randomly thanks to the power infused gary coleman's autobiography book.
We see that from Postal Dude's perspective though, and his ass is hallucinating. That's why I asked for WoG or something to confirm it was so from outside his perspective too.

1. Sure, It can be fourth wall awareness. However, it still adds the fact he acknowledges his deaths.
2. It should count as Acausality. Since, postal dude still has knowledge about his previous deaths. And Everyone doesn't even acknowledge it besides postal dude and the other dude.
In some circumstances, Postal dude can be regenerated back to complete HP or not before exploding the earth. Which still counts as regeneration regardless
3. The Save & Load should be qualified as Immortality Type 8 since postal dude is reliant on it to progress and live. which is always used in combat depending the situation.
Okay, I now see why you're painting this as Acausality. I don't know if I'd agree with that. His relationship with the fourth wall is weird. Him acknowledging he died doesn't strictly mean he's acausal, I think.

Can you show evidence of the latter claim in point two?

That's just not how it works. It's an external force (you, the player) doing that. He has no ability to do it himself.

1. Its clear that postal dude has be specific on his wishes because it worked when he wished to have an elephant ****, Also the wishes is actually more than one-time since he wished 3 and arguably endless if you count him saying the same wishes all over again.
2. Him wishing to have infinite wishes, Made him into leprechaun. Which is implying that he should have the same abilities as him? (also, regardless. him not wishing specifically will turn into smth related to his wish and saying "Postal dude is only small and a leprechaun hat" isn't even related to his wish. he said "I wished for infinite wishes" and so he turns into one)
He got shrunk and gained a hat. I asked if he is shown (not implied) to be able to have infinite wishes. If he isn't, then I'm not taking this as "he has infinite wishes", I'm taking it as the leprechaun trolling him for the fourth time in a row and just making him look like a leprechaun. It's a video game, we don't need to work with implication (even though I'd straight up disagree that it's trying to say that), we can just see what he can do.

if you watched the whole video from the first scan, he confirms that he is somehow immune to the infection that was caused in postal 1 which causes them to go crazy.
I may forgot to put another scan in the 2nd part but i might do it later
I feel as though you haven't grasped my position. What we see in Postal is filtered through the psyche and perception of Postal Dude, who is objectively insane. His diaries aren't reliable narrators. If you insist that I'll have to go dig through the lore or whatever, I can do so, ig.
 
We see that from Postal Dude's perspective though, and his ass is hallucinating. That's why I asked for WoG or something to confirm it was so from outside his perspective too.
No confirmations about it from postal devs

There are implications to confirm this? Usually His hallucinations end with the same hallucination filter or effect if it happened twice which is him no longer hallucinating. and we later see as postal dude (who isn't even hallucinating) acknowledge the npcs acknowledging or interacting the hallucinations (like the cursed gary colemans). Which suggests that these hallucinations came to reality.
The scan i have provided which is the blue text shows postal dude starting to hallucinate at the first clip and stops to hallucinate at the part of where he went to the white room
 
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