Trash and the Gang vs Balloon Boy

[Flashlight237]

Okay, so let's see... While I'm trying to find anything on Mr. Hugs and questioning if this thing even exists, I may as well pit the two animatronics with the WORST strategies against each other. Basically Trash and the Gang's go-to strategy is trying to make people go deaf while Balloon Boy's strategy is basically taking people's batteries and stand there motionlessly while laughing. As far as I can tell, Mr. Hugs should be capable of breaking a child's bone or two at best since it has a low liability risk. Otherwise, I don't think the stats of either combatant matters too much since they have lousy strategies to begin with.

Anyway, battle takes place in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Otherwise, this match is full-on SBA. Here are their profiles.:

Trash and the Gang's Profile
Balloon Boy's Profile

Who takes this?

Trash and the Gang: 0
Balloon Boy: 0
Inconclusive: 0

 

[DaReaperMan]

yeah world's most boring inconclusive.

TatG can't damage BB, while BB can damage them but they just come right back.

 

[Eden_Warlock99]

How long would TOYSHK take to revive the TatG?
Also I wonder if they could damage BB's joints

 

[DaReaperMan]

How long would TOYSHK take to revive the TatG?

6 hours

Also I wonder if they could damage BB's joints

Doubtful, they barely even really move, let alone do attacks. Also, by SBA, we aren't using canon BB

 

[Flashlight237]

6 hours

Hang on, what is the policy on KOs again?

Victory Conditions: Death of the opponent, removing the opponent from the battlefield for at least one week (BFR), knocking the opponent out for at least one hour, or incapacitating the opponent by putting him in a state in which he can not harm the other fighter(s) for over a day, are to be assumed as victory conditions.

Oh..! So they're down longer than they're allowed to be down..!

 

[DaReaperMan]

Hang on, what is the policy on KOs again?

Oh..! So they're down longer than they're allowed to be down..!

You'd first have to prove they can sleep as sentient trash.

They have type 3 self sustenence for a reason

 

[Flashlight237]

You'd first have to prove they can sleep as sentient trash.

They have type 3 self sustenence for a reason

Uhh... Last time I checked, you ain't sleeping if KO'd, you're unconscious. Yeah, I know the burden of proof is on me, but honestly, where do I even begin with these.... Arts and Crafts projects that have no sense of robotics whatsoever aside from the vacuum cleaner that can only be turned on and off?

 

[DaReaperMan]

Uhh... Last time I checked, you ain't sleeping if KO'd, you're unconscious. Yeah, I know the burden of proof is on me, but honestly, where do I even begin with these.... Arts and Crafts projects that have no sense of robotics whatsoever aside from the vacuum cleaner that can only be turned on and off?

Yeah that was kind of my point lol, they can't really be rendered unconscious cause they can't sleep, this isn't a FNaF SFM animation lol

Also apparently Mr. Hugs isn't included in the profile, probably since he's part of Toy Freddy's gimmick for the game.

 

[Flashlight237]

Yeah that was kind of my point lol, they can't really be rendered unconscious cause they can't sleep, this isn't a FNaF SFM animation lol

Also apparently Mr. Hugs isn't included in the profile, probably since he's part of Toy Freddy's gimmick for the game.

Yeah, that's honestly the weird part. He's part of Trash and the Gang in FNaF Pizza Simulator (aka FNaF 6), but not Ultimate Custom Night. The only mention of Mr. Hugs on the wiki I can find is that victory against Homo Floriensis or however it's spelled.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Yeah, that's honestly the weird part. He's part of Trash and the Gang in FNaF Pizza Simulator (aka FNaF 6), but not Ultimate Custom Night. The only mention of Mr. Hugs on the wiki I can find is that victory against Homo Floriensis or however it's spelled.

Well, it is technically a UCN profile.

Probably cause people thought their Pizza Sim appearance wasn't worth keys? I could see it considering I don't think any of them have a risk rating

 

[AThe1412]

If BB tearing TatG apart to the point where they can't fight anymore does count as KO, it'll be a stomp in his favour because they can do precisely zero damage to him. Either way, this is a mismatch.

 

[Homie890]

wait,didn't the dust sucker thing had an feat of breaking 100 bones of someone?

 

[DaReaperMan]

wait,didn't the dust sucker thing had an feat of breaking 100 bones of someone?

You mean the very obviously BS lawsuit?

"We didn't notice it until we got home!"

 

[Flashlight237]

You mean the very obviously BS lawsuit?

"We didn't notice it until we got home!"

Yeah, that definitely sounds a little exaggerated. Lefty, who has a liability risk of 9, is as deadly of a threat as Scraptrap and Scrap Baby, the latter who was once Baby (who per her own account is implied to have crushed a child and turned them into ice cream; she ain't bragging about it, she expressed disappointment that it had happened). Mr. Hugs only had a liability risk of 1. Comparing it to animatronics who are very much capable of doing that is just wrong.

 

[ShionAH]

Doesnt Ballon Boy stomp because he just keeps ripping them apart?

 

[Flashlight237]

Doesnt Ballon Boy stomp because he just keeps ripping them apart?

His main strategy is stealing batteries; I don't think he's doing that much. Been that way even in Night 6 when the animatronics of FNaF 2 saw everything as a threat.

 

[ShionAH]

His main strategy is stealing batteries; I don't think he's doing that much

I mean he wants to win so I feel like he could atleast Idk stomp on them, can Trash and the Gang even fight back?

 

[DaReaperMan]

Technically, no! But technically, they can only ever be gotten rid of for 6 hours!

 

[ShionAH]

they can only ever be gotten rid of for 6 hours!

Pretty sure this would still counts as a BB stomp, from what I remember the versus thread rules say that if the opponent cannot fight back its either a loss or a stomp

 

[Flashlight237]

Technically, no! But technically, they can only ever be gotten rid of for 6 hours!

I mean the MLG sound effects would be painful irl...: https://stacks.cdc.gov/view/cdc/59433/cdc_59433_DS1.pdf

Imagine 129 dB right in your face. Although I dunno how good robotic auditory sensors are.

 

[Homie890]

You mean the very obviously BS lawsuit?

"We didn't notice it until we got home!"

why do i imagine the guy just like,ragdolling when they entered home
kinda goofy.lmao