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Some Discworld characters since they are partially why this exists:
Vetinari: Absolutely crushes the speedrun without any effort. That man discovers an insane new exploit and replies by casually accepting it as a few befuddled onlookers watch in awe. After finishing marginally ahead of the next best, he seems confused why the other person didn't simply do it his way. 10/10.
Death: ***** off immediately from the speedrun, did not understand the goal. He makes a small farm by a village, adopts a cat, and slays a villager occasionally for good measure. He is still inexplicably good at this, though. Never kills their Iron Golem even if it causes him trouble. 1/10.
Samuel Vimes: Understands the goal but thinks the game should make it much bloody easier if that's what it wants. Gets angry with the game for awhile after something doesn't go the right way but ultimately finishes with relatively decent time. In doing so he uses a hamfisted approach to basically every finer mechanic of the game. 7/10.
Detritus: Breaks the computer instantly. He tried his best. 0/10.
Angua: Angua thinks it is a silly damn game but picks everything up quickly. She has unrefined skill but very good reaction time. Probably a bit overprotective of her life but still has to restart a few times for overzealous combat. When she does manage to finish, it won't be a record, but it will be a moral victory, which is good enough. 5/10.
Carrot: Does not start the speedrun, spends the entire time admiring the modding community. Particularly interested in content add-ons. Quite literally never adds them to the game and yet has an encyclopedic knowledge of all of them. Memorizes several dozen redstone tutorials over the course of three months. Has never booted up the game. 0/10.
Vetinari: Absolutely crushes the speedrun without any effort. That man discovers an insane new exploit and replies by casually accepting it as a few befuddled onlookers watch in awe. After finishing marginally ahead of the next best, he seems confused why the other person didn't simply do it his way. 10/10.
Death: ***** off immediately from the speedrun, did not understand the goal. He makes a small farm by a village, adopts a cat, and slays a villager occasionally for good measure. He is still inexplicably good at this, though. Never kills their Iron Golem even if it causes him trouble. 1/10.
Samuel Vimes: Understands the goal but thinks the game should make it much bloody easier if that's what it wants. Gets angry with the game for awhile after something doesn't go the right way but ultimately finishes with relatively decent time. In doing so he uses a hamfisted approach to basically every finer mechanic of the game. 7/10.
Detritus: Breaks the computer instantly. He tried his best. 0/10.
Angua: Angua thinks it is a silly damn game but picks everything up quickly. She has unrefined skill but very good reaction time. Probably a bit overprotective of her life but still has to restart a few times for overzealous combat. When she does manage to finish, it won't be a record, but it will be a moral victory, which is good enough. 5/10.
Carrot: Does not start the speedrun, spends the entire time admiring the modding community. Particularly interested in content add-ons. Quite literally never adds them to the game and yet has an encyclopedic knowledge of all of them. Memorizes several dozen redstone tutorials over the course of three months. Has never booted up the game. 0/10.
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They were told about it yes
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well assuming they know the goal
Kirby: fails since he doesn't care and has no fingers to play with
Meta Knight: has a hard time due to the lack of most fingers but probably repeats it until he finally succeeds
Mewtwo: low-diffs due to his intellect
Godzilla: SKREEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
Raiden: has no issue clearing the game
Kirby: fails since he doesn't care and has no fingers to play with
Meta Knight: has a hard time due to the lack of most fingers but probably repeats it until he finally succeeds
Mewtwo: low-diffs due to his intellect
Godzilla: SKREEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
Raiden: has no issue clearing the game
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Travis Touchdown is canonically an epic gamer respected all around the world, and has won multiple Unreal Tournament world-wide... tournaments so I think he becomes one of the top runners pretty quickly, 9/10, this is assuming he likes the game which might be a bit too slow for his tastes.
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Venti: Pretty good and experienced at the game, but basically just does a fast play-through instead of a proper speedrun. Gets distracted taming as many animals as possible (bar cats) probably. 6/10
Finn Bálor: Knows jack shit about Minecraft, fails to find a Nether Fortress. 2/10
The Demon Finn Bálor: Probably breaks the controller. 0/10
Finn Bálor: Knows jack shit about Minecraft, fails to find a Nether Fortress. 2/10
The Demon Finn Bálor: Probably breaks the controller. 0/10
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SCP-682: Destroys computer
Steve: I dont think i need to explain how he does this.
Chosen Undead: likely a hardcore gamer
Sans:
William Afton: ******* balls on minecraft, speedrun pro, just like he speedran murdering children
Director Phobos: Attempts to, accidentally achieves creative mode, run disqualified.
Steve: I dont think i need to explain how he does this.
Chosen Undead: likely a hardcore gamer
Sans:
William Afton: ******* balls on minecraft, speedrun pro, just like he speedran murdering children
Director Phobos: Attempts to, accidentally achieves creative mode, run disqualified.
ShockingPsychic
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