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Kyu vs Wait for it......

Buttersamuri

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Barney! Barney Stinson

It's funny cause that's a joke on his catchphrase.

Ok. So here's what the idea is. Barney vs Kyu. But seduce off. Who can seduce who first.

Neither have previous knowledge on each other. However Kyu can use dating gifts. And Barney has the Playbook.

(This probably works cause this is likely what they would do in character)

Who takes it in a seduction off?

Barney Stinso:

Ryu Sugardust: 1

Inconclusive/Draw: 7
 
It's basically his idea book. Play book or his plays on women.

How does EM work btw? Barney has extremely potent Social influencing to borderline EM. But it does involve words. So it isn't instant or anything.
 
I mean in-game it's bejeweled essentially but I dunno how we translate that into not game.

It'll change his affection towards her though and make him feel lots and lotsa things.
 
It ain't instant.

Also to be fair I feel like Kyu would probably hear a lot of what Barney throws at her given sex fairies and that she's almost 400 years old and sex fairies are...pretty damn flirtatious and touchy.
 
That's true. Granted. Barney is very creative. Very creative like stupidly creative. and funny magic. Even with casual pick up lines. I doubt she has seen someone who goes to such a powerful degree. Albiet some of these did require a bit of a set up. Not all of them. Like the "Don't Drink that" play. Albiet. Her experience is gonna make it harder since she has experience and isn't gonna fall for the casual play. It actually makes it very interesting
 
Seems inconclusive. Barney's seduction seems to work on a faster and more potent level. But Kyu having such a large experience gap, and having likely seen a lot of those more common plays. Barney likely wouldn't open with something she hasn't seen already. So it's a matter of if Barney hits that right play firsts. And Barney has had trouble with women who have experience. Or more trouble. But nothing he is overwhelmed by. it's is really hard to say if he hits the right play. No doubt he has some good plays that could win her over. His charm is extremely well made. But others are just kinda stupid and involve the women he is hitting on to be stupid. Or prep. So it's really a coin toss. Barney either hits the right play and wins her over, or his failed attempts take to long and he is won over. Since he has so many plays. Some would work. Some wouldn't. If Kyu can last long enough to not be pulled in. She can win via her EM. Which is a better degree. But Barney's very potent Social influencing and playbook makes it too hard to call who wins more. Inconclusive
 
Tbf it shouldn't be that hard to get his affection up to the point where she's won him over but I'm too tired to debate atm
 
Barney wouldn't hit her. Neither would Kyu. That's seriously out of character. They both would resort to seducing the other. That's why it's a seduce off
 
Who can seduce Venus first?

Kyu has prior knowledge, to give her a leg up over CH.

...also, for this battle, Incon. Seduction and love is consensual, y'know.
 
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