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Stupid Speaker Box! You made me look bad! ABUGABUGABUGABUGA!

Psychomaster35

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Eustace was shown farming his crops, when suddenly, just as he had his back turned and then turned back, the crops just... disappeared?

Eustace: Hey! Grrrrr.....

???: Sorry, but we had to sell it due to budget cuts.

Eustace looked at the direction of the voice, showing some small speaker box. This was the Announcer.

Announcer: We are selling this land of yours to host the next competition.

Eustace: BAH! THATS IT! IM GETTING ME MALLET OUT!

In frustration, Eustace busted out a mallet and swung it at the BFDI host, only to be parried by a metal hand that grew out of the Announcer.

Eustace: Get outta here you stupid Speaker Box!

Announcer: Well, sorry to do this.

Conditions
Both are at 7-B and speed is equalized. The fight is in front of the farmhouse, giving Eustace the home advantage.

Who wins?

We had to sell it because of budget cuts: 7 (Listentomyrhytm, Maruishimaryishi, Ionliosite, Jimboydejuan12, Vrokorta, Agletonwiki, Strawboi)

YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!:

STUPID INCONCLUSIVE! YOU MADE US LOOK BAD:
 
So, can Eustace do anything against The Announcer's resurrection? And can The Announcer do anything against Eustace's inmortality?
 
For Eustace, he would have to destroy the ARC (Announcer Recovery Center) so he can kill Announcer for good. Problem is, Eustace isnt that intelligent.

For Announcer, I recall that the BFR fires a laser that BFRs the opponent to the Tiny Loser Chamber. He also uses the Plot Manipulation to pretty much get rid of things such as a Vortex or a Spaceship.

So, Eustace's wincon is to destroy the ARC to win and Announcer's wincon is to probably BFR.
 
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