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Christian_Higdon

Joke Battles
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Speed Equal.

Original Novel Jaws is being used here.

Both are in-character.

Kermit starts on a boat, while Jaws starts underwater.

Kermit has his umbrella, a bow with 5 arrows, a rubber duck, a dagger, his Special Glasses and his springs.

Win via KO, incap or death.

Who wins?

Demon Shark: 0

Puppet Frog: 7

Inconclusive: 0

The emperor vs jedi kermit by rhymesyndicate-d4x86dr
Jaws Unleashed shark
 
Soooo...Kermit can turn invisible, but Jaws can still detect that with his enhanced senses. The umbrella and glasses are pointless. Springs are useful initially before Jaws sinks the boat completely. Kermit's toon force is gonna help him a lot as well as his regen. With the bow and arrows and the dagger, with him being proficient in both, he should be able to take down Jaws. Kermit is also much more intelligent. So...

Kermit high diff
 
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