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Man of Pepsi attempts to defeat the Genetically Engineered Cat Girl

Genericstickman said:
Can she even mind control him? He's got no eyes
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Actually the humanoid has no eyes on his face. He can sense surroundings with "other senses", possible not by sight. So the furry girl can find no eyes to look into.

(Under this logic on the other hand Coca-Cola Kid would be suffocating in the lady's breasts as he looked into the eyes of Bagi allowing her crazy mind hax to activate.)

The furry girl has to resort to brute force, which she could defeat people "who can punch other normal humans several meters into the air with a punch" (estimated around 8700 J, should be higher for the furry lady), "survived attacks from genetically modified plants that shattered metal with a casual blow, although the end result of the night nearly killed her" (afaik destroying 5 kg steel takes 131645.5696 J) and "could fight against genetically modified aggressive plants that casually destroyed metal objects" (dura = AP).

Just say the tin man wins by AP comparable to the furry lady's dura, while the lady cannot mind hax him or beat him down before he beats her down.
 
Jackythejack said:
So Pepsiman wins on account of not having eyes?
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Well this is just one means of not being lol hax stomped before the fight even begins.

And the man still wins with better durability and being able to hurt the furry lady.
 
Bump

Bagi - 1 - ZacharyGrossman273 (?)

Pepsima - 4 - Jasonsith, Zark2099, Tonipelimies, Jackythejack

(Off topic: does Bagi's mind hax work on robotic beings like Freddy Fazbear?)
 
literal soda beats up a cat because it has no eyes for reasons above

r/brandnewsentence
 
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