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Lucetta Quetzl vs Akabane Kuroudo
Look at my surgery knife.
Sure, now look at mine.
Time to find out who has the longest scalpel here.
Plot:
Lucetta and Akabane walk into a bar, they look at each-other and simultaneously say:
A: What how come my robe and hat is purpule and my hair orange today?
L: What how come my robe, hat and hair is black today?
They realize they'r not looking at a mirror:
A: Oh, ya got anything against black Miss?
L: Hmm yes black clothes need to be annihalated.
A: Well...time to show you why im called the Doctor of Death then.
??: Hold on there you freaking Cacabane.
A: Oh is that you Midou-ku?
B: Yes, it is. That girl has a decent rack, don't go too hard on her, or i'll beat you to a pulp again.
A: Please do so Midou-kun.
B: Ugh, you freaking maschotist. Just finish the fight, I have a party to go to, it's called "Strongest Character for Every tier thread", we have been invited for the 9-C spot, but it doesn't seem like she is going to let us through. So if you can't finish the job, am gonna have to do so myself.
A: Have some more trust in your rival.
B: Ugh ok, but do win this battle, i'd hate to beat up a girl.
L: Shut up Urchin heads, come at me already.
Look at my surgery knife.
Sure, now look at mine.
Time to find out who has the longest scalpel here.
Plot:
Lucetta and Akabane walk into a bar, they look at each-other and simultaneously say:
A: What how come my robe and hat is purpule and my hair orange today?
L: What how come my robe, hat and hair is black today?
They realize they'r not looking at a mirror:
A: Oh, ya got anything against black Miss?
L: Hmm yes black clothes need to be annihalated.
A: Well...time to show you why im called the Doctor of Death then.
??: Hold on there you freaking Cacabane.
A: Oh is that you Midou-ku?
B: Yes, it is. That girl has a decent rack, don't go too hard on her, or i'll beat you to a pulp again.
A: Please do so Midou-kun.
B: Ugh, you freaking maschotist. Just finish the fight, I have a party to go to, it's called "Strongest Character for Every tier thread", we have been invited for the 9-C spot, but it doesn't seem like she is going to let us through. So if you can't finish the job, am gonna have to do so myself.
A: Have some more trust in your rival.
B: Ugh ok, but do win this battle, i'd hate to beat up a girl.
L: Shut up Urchin heads, come at me already.