Two Trains Fight Each Other Somehow

Arrogant_Schmuck

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More Cuphead characters (besides Cuphead himself) need completed matches

Thomas The Tank Engine (9-A) vs Phantom Express (Head of the Train)

Win via KO, incapacitation, or death. Speed is fine, oddly enough.

Thomas's AP: Baseline

HotT's AP: Pretty sure baseline backwards scaling from this

Side Note

I have no idea what to do about the setting for this one. I have a few ideas: A) Both on the same track barreling towards each other B) Two separate, parallel tracks, both running in opposite directions C) Two separate, parallel tracks, both going in the same direction D) Abandon the tracks idea altogether and let them run freely, although this gets rid of their weaknesses But Idk what to do for sure

Now here's to hoping this thread won't get... derailed.

 

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Arrogant Schmuck said:

Now here's to hoping this thread won't get... derailed.

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Now, I'd love to use distorted Seinfeld, but....


Thomas The Tank Engine (Earrape)

 

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If Thomas the Tank Engine leaves the station at 0400 hours and travels down one track at 1,547 mph on the first of February and the Phantom Express leaves another station 75 minutes after noon sharp and is traveling down the same track towards Thomas at 6,921 m/s on the second Tuesday in October of the same year, then a what date and time will both trains meet for their ULTIMATE BATTLE OF ULTIMATE DESTENY'!!!

 

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The Phantom Express has an AP advantage of 7.5x, the range avantage, more versatile, the ability to completely avoid Thomas by extending it's wheels, etc.

Decisive at the least, but possibly a stomp

 

Arrogant_Schmuck

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Phantom Express shouldn't scale to the full '''157080000 joules''' of the feat iirc. Pretty sure everyone in Inkwell Isle 3 is considered baseline or slightly above it via backwards scaling.

 

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I read the title as "Two Trans Fight Each Other Somehow" and I couldn't stop laughing.

 

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Arrogant Schmuck said:

Phantom Express shouldn't scale to the full 157080000 joules of the feat iirc. Pretty sure everyone in Inkwell Isle 3 is considered baseline via backwards scaling.

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Awesome, no AP advantage! I'm still giving it to the Phantom Express via my other reasons, but now it ain't a stomp

 

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Weaknesses

There weakness of staying on tracks cancels each other out. HotT has a weak spot, but it won't guaruntee Thomas' victory. Not only that, but Thomas' will stop moving if he runs out of fuel. I think that speaks for itself.

Range

A guy who fights by ramming, vs someone with actual abilities. I think that speaks for itself.

Abilities

If the previous points don't convince you, then this should. HotT has actual abilities & attacks, while Thomas doesn't. Pretty straightforward honestly.

Experience

Thomas doesn't even fight.


The winner is Phantom Express.

 

Arrogant_Schmuck

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So that's two for Phantom Express

 

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